Bionic Labs - U.S.

But for inquiring minds - you can absolutely contact just about any hplc lab in the United States and inquire about having for example test e tested. They will send you a form to fill out. Most of them will require you to pay for the standards to check your sample against and they will give you a price to do the actual test. They will send you intructions for sending in your sample and the address to ship it to. They will not (most of them) ask you any questions about who you are as a company or ask you to provide any documents to prove you are legally allowed to have said sample to be tested. If you do not believe me Google any hplc lab testing facility and email them and inquire about a price. You’ll see they do not ask much of any questions about who you are. However we did not go this route because it seemed entirely more risky doing it this way, but still it can be done, just in response to a comment some one made earlier.
You are a dumb fuck huh?
 
It is very easy to have hplc testing done by these companies in the United States. Almost all of them will accept your samples without asking you much of any questions. Don’t believe me then try it. I was fortunate enough to cross paths with a guy that works for the government and has the ability to test things for me. Not only would I be risking his job and livelihood by giving up where he works but I would also be tying myself to this person whom I’ve communicated with openly on my personal phone and email many times. With that said I am trying to get results from him right now but being Sunday and tomorrow being a holiday for government workers I am not sure. These results do not come to me with a company header and verification number like jano. Because they arent doing testing on anything for the same purpose that jano tests things. But that doesn’t change anything for me, I know that I have had the necessary tests done the problem is At the time I had this done I didn’t have it done to please you all , this is something I done to give my self peace of mind so having verifiable results for people to scrutinize was not my motive. That does not mean that I can’t get the results it means I have to try to convince him to send the most recent to me again and if he can’t I will send another sample to him and have it done again. Regardless the way the results will be sent to me may not please all of you and that’s fine we can’t please everyone. Again when I began this what mattered to me was that what I bottled up and allowed people to put in their bodies was what it was supposed to be , it is safe , and I could guarantee the quality with money back guarantee. The last thing I want is to have people asking for $1000’s of dollars back in refunds because my quality wasn’t 5star. So in order to be able to do that I have to be sure about what I am doing. Now you all may not be so sure yet but one way or another you will be. I promise you all that. We ain’t going anywhere we know what we have , we just have to show you all that.

How the book above really reads: "Give me a couple of days to whip up some testing reports that will look like i made them myself, but i assure you they were in fact made by a professional company that also uses Microsoft paint."

For someone that joined in March, you surely put zero effort into researching what this board is all about and what is expected from potential sources.

While we wait for you to take baby steps with testing, try your hand at multitasking and let's see some stock pics with your board name scrawled on a crumpled sheet of paper. We like to see quantity. Don't disappoint us even more than you already have, please.

If you're unable to provide that then we're done here. Just let me know so i can move to the final step of turning this thread into an advertisement for the competent sources on this board that provided everything we ask for before we even had a chance to ask them for it.
 
DEAD. ON. ARRIVAL.

You fucked up....ohhh boy did you fuck up.

Maybe...just maayyybe you could have salvaged this if you had apologized for your lazy, dogshit intro and promised to provide testing, pics of stock, tits, etc ASAP.
....but you didn't.

No, instead you went full retard and decided your best option was to lie to, argue with, insult, and antagonize MESO members. "That ought to get these understandably-very-cautious potential customers on my side!", you thought. Congrats dumbfuck, you played yourself.
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EVEN IF we could get over your disrespectful and deceitful personality, there's another problem, and it's a big one:
Nobody wants to buy home-brewed PEDs from a moron.

If you're not smart enough to realize that acting like a little bitch towards your potential customers is literally the worst sales approach you could possibly take, then you're definitely not smart enough to be trusted with brewing chemicals we're going to inject into our bodies.

Oh, and having a couple 1-post mongoloids come in and shill for you? You seriously thought that was going to help your cause here?
Yea, sorry, you don't get to come within a mile of anything I'm putting in my body. I wouldn't let you cook me a pop-tart.

I don't care what this guy does from here on out; anyone who buys from bioshit is beyond retarded.

SOURCE IS DEAD.
 
Bionic labs is the real deal guys! My dick grew like 3 inches (around) in just 1 week of being on bio test..... biodick.. thanks biobros you got my dick looking real noice now! Good 2 go bros!
 
Still waiting for my sexy time pic request
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This is some of the stock pictures. Some are already boxed up. I know better than to post pictures of boxed up gear where you can not see what’s inside. This is not everything we have just some of what I have at this location that is not already boxed up. I am going to assume this won’t be acceptable either and y’all are gonna make me gather up everything we have and take pictures. Once boxes are shut I can’t open them without destroying the boxes so I can’t do that but I’ll be glad to take pictures of those although I feel they’re useless. But if this doesn’t at least make your penis tingle then I’m sorry I tried. All I have left I can do for now is post a pic of my wife’s incredible ass but then I’ll be sleeping in the dog house tonight. I don’t ignore you all I just assume you are all saying the same thing. When I receive a message I receive a notification. Comments I assume all say the same things. But anyway I am very difficult to make angry. Anything I have said I can assure you was not said in anger. Nor was I trying to insult anyone. Yes I came un prepared and I am sorry for that I had no idea it would be offensive to anyone - in the sense that I don’t have the documents you all want but doesn’t mean I am not trying to get them- not the test - the documents to back it up . And of course I would not try to doctor up some bull shit for test results. When I post them it will be irrefutable. So that is what I am working on. Ordinarily I wake up check email , fill orders answer a few messages and it’s over for the day , I am prepared to fill lots of orders but not answer a ton of questions but I am trying so I am sorry if I am not responding fast enough or good enough also.
 
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