Cat Café EU & US domestic

[scientifik]

Is opti back in stock as you said or only for preorder?

 

[fdigioia]

Hello Siameso!

I'm Liska and this is my shop:

https://catcafe.is/

Since posts can't be edited regularly, I'll focus on points that should remain persistent and will put the temporary info onto the website & replies to this thread.

1. Security

Customer security comes first! I've made stealth shipping a priority and will continually invest lots of research, time and money into improving this aspect. You cannot enter any data into the website and I don't store your information or keep your mails post delivery. For OPSEC I use dedicated machines with Tails and trash & replace them entirely regularly, and get consultation from people specialized in cybersec/opsec. Since offline is potentially a greater risk than online, I've pretty much cut myself off from society entirely.

For stealth purposes, products will never have fancy or bulky boxes, and you can request further stealth options regarding packaging as well.

While the lab is based in the cellar of a popular cat café and completely rat free, this is unfortunately the reason I'll never post any pictures of it. As seasoned readers of Meso know, the size & cost of a lab doesn't necessary reflect the quality of the finished product.

2. Product quality

I'm OCD about product quality and will test every batch of every product of my label ever, and I'm continually looking for better ways to test products. For some orals I've had five samples submitted and tested as well as split tablets to display variance in compound distribution.

Moreso than good results I want accurate results so that I can find out what works and what doesn't and continually improve production to get as close as possible to the label dosage.

You can find most of my raws testing in this thread:

https://thinksteroids.com/community/threads/liska-raws.134405406/

All finished product tests can be found at:

https://catcafe.is/?p=category&id=15

As sources have various ways to manipulate batch numbers and test results, frequent blind testing of products throughout the year by customers is the only way to ensure constant product quality, so I'll offer 100€ + the cost of shipping in store credit for blind samples submitted to Janoshik. Please post results both good and bad to this thread!

3. Known issues (as of June 2021):

1. I switched MCT supplier midway through the Primobolan batch so while some vials are crystal clear, others have a faint yellow colour.

2. A few of the first orals, primarily Oxandrolone, are slightly too thin, causing them to be brittle/break easily - I'm compensating for this by overfilling the containers and will send replacements should there be any issues.

3. The labels for Primobolan Ace and Cialis are slightly taller than their small containers so there's a tiny bit of scrunched up label at the bottom or top of some (I've since adjusted the label size)

4. Much like Meso, not all labels are perfectly straight.

4. Opening Promotion:

As I don't want to sacrifice customer service quality/speed by getting overwhelmed early on, I'm staggering this: Until the 20th of June all products of our own label are 5% off, but if you post a picture of any of our products with your cat (please keep OPSEC in mind!), you get 10% off your next order (also counting: bobcats & big cats, catgirls & tomcatgirls, CAT heavy equipment).

With your permission I'd like to replace the product pictures on my website with these pictures!

Of course a puppy promo is planned as well (15% off for Leonbergers)!

5. How to order: An order guide can be found on the website.

6. Other stuff

I'm fine with certain unspoken Meso rules not applying here: feel free to mention and compare prices to other Meso sources openly, and sources are welcome (by me at least) to post here as well!

No tits because a-cups + very unique tattoo. I'm taking applications for e-mail girls via pictures of a vial jammed between J-cups though.

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First of all bro if you copy and paste what you say is your shop it’s some sort of cat boutique not your shop they sell books for cats and everything else so I don’t know what kind of bullshit you’re trying to pull but what’s the real address?

 

[M@NU]

First of all bro if you copy and paste what you say is your shop it’s some sort of cat boutique not your shop they sell books for cats and everything else so I don’t know what kind of bullshit you’re trying to pull but what’s the real address?

you must be dumb if you didnt get the real website link.
its listed 2 times in your quote

 

[icommandyoutogrowbros]

Anyone in the UK who has ordered recently how long did it take to receive it? Just wondering since the order was shipped on Monday, maybe this Monday hopefully it’ll arrive

 

[Liska]

First of all bro if you copy and paste what you say is your shop it’s some sort of cat boutique not your shop they sell books for cats and everything else so I don’t know what kind of bullshit you’re trying to pull but what’s the real address?

I think I'm in love with you, please stay for a while (and buy my book).


@scientifik PRESUMING shipping times are back to normal there'll be another 50 kits available by the very end of this month (and 50 more in the first half of November) but I've learned my lesson regarding preorders so I'll just embrace the chaos and put them up suddenly once in stock.

 

[VenomYo]

First of all bro if you copy and paste what you say is your shop it’s some sort of cat boutique not your shop they sell books for cats and everything else so I don’t know what kind of bullshit you’re trying to pull but what’s the real address?

Please train your arms and delts, your whole physique is tren infused traps and bench press, it's too roided for me to look at

 

[Liska]

Please train your arms and delts, your whole physique is tren infused traps and bench press, it's too roided for me to look at

Have you tried the routines from this workout book?

 

[VenomYo]

Have you tried the routines from this workout book?
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Arnies secret workout program finally leaked by a fellow german/austrian

 

[Hypnos]

Anyone in the UK who has ordered recently how long did it take to receive it? Just wondering since the order was shipped on Monday, maybe this Monday hopefully it’ll arrive

Takes around a week for me, if it's hit HWDC then you can normally expect it to be delivered in around 2-3 days.

 

[mommafoka]

First of all bro if you copy and paste what you say is your shop it’s some sort of cat boutique not your shop they sell books for cats and everything else so I don’t know what kind of bullshit you’re trying to pull but what’s the real address?

Everytime i see or read a “bro” even on a normal conversation it reminds me of the horrors in vietnam, gives me nausea

 

[scientifik]

Everytime i see or read a “bro” even on a normal conversation it reminds me of the horrors in vietnam, gives me nausea

Yo bro, wassup bro, did you say something bro?

 

[fdigioia]

you must be dumb if you didnt get the real website link.
its listed 2 times in your quote

Yeah I must be dumb so the fuck are you nobody want your fucking business anyway

 

[M@NU]

Yeah I must be dumb so the fuck are you nobody want your fucking business anyway

im not the owner of the shop?
dude, the site is mentioned at least 2 times in your quote
catcafe.is
i dont see books there

 

[mommafoka]

Yeah I must be dumb so the fuck are you nobody want your fucking business anyway

Target locked, send mental health

 

[Liska]

i dont see books there

 

[VenomYo]

Yeah I must be dumb so the fuck are you nobody want your fucking business anyway

wow catcafe has a new owner @M@NU, congratulations on the business, Liska has been dethroned now the age of dogcafe begins

 

[nkdozzy]

Do you guys think he knows "book" has more than one meaning?

 

[Liska]

Do you guys think he knows "book" has more than one meaning?

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Oh my god, I think you're correct, and I'm envious I didn't figure this out...

 

[nkdozzy]

Oh my god, I think you're correct, and I'm envious I didn't figure this out...

When you ever retire and I havent ODed on CatMent I'll treat you to a afternoon in a CatCafe and you tell me the craziest stories from your time as a steroid kingpin
BTW the Liverpool CatCafe has a Sphynx!

 

[fdigioia]

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Actually you’re right dude I can’t read I didn’t graduate school I had to go to work early my mother died and I had to go to work with my father but thanks