Cat Café EU & US domestic

Liska

Subscriber
Hello Siameso!

I'm Liska and this is my shop:
Code:
https://catcafe.is/

Since posts can't be edited regularly, I'll focus on points that should remain persistent and will put the temporary info onto the website & replies to this thread.

1. Security

Customer security comes first! I've made stealth shipping a priority and will continually invest lots of research, time and money into improving this aspect. You cannot enter any data into the website and I don't store your information or keep your mails post delivery. For OPSEC I use dedicated machines with Tails and trash & replace them entirely regularly, and get consultation from people specialized in cybersec/opsec. Since offline is potentially a greater risk than online, I've pretty much cut myself off from society entirely.

For stealth purposes, products will never have fancy or bulky boxes, and you can request further stealth options regarding packaging as well.

While the lab is based in the cellar of a popular cat café and completely rat free, this is unfortunately the reason I'll never post any pictures of it. As seasoned readers of Meso know, the size & cost of a lab doesn't necessary reflect the quality of the finished product.

2. Product quality

I'm OCD about product quality and will test every batch of every product of my label ever, and I'm continually looking for better ways to test products. For some orals I've had five samples submitted and tested as well as split tablets to display variance in compound distribution.

Moreso than good results I want accurate results so that I can find out what works and what doesn't and continually improve production to get as close as possible to the label dosage.

You can find most of my raws testing in this thread:
Code:
https://thinksteroids.com/community/threads/liska-raws.134405406/

All finished product tests can be found at:
Code:
https://catcafe.is/?p=category&id=15

As sources have various ways to manipulate batch numbers and test results, frequent blind testing of products throughout the year by customers is the only way to ensure constant product quality, so I'll offer 100€ + the cost of shipping in store credit for blind samples submitted to Janoshik. Please post results both good and bad to this thread!

3. Known issues (as of June 2021):

1. I switched MCT supplier midway through the Primobolan batch so while some vials are crystal clear, others have a faint yellow colour.

2. A few of the first orals, primarily Oxandrolone, are slightly too thin, causing them to be brittle/break easily - I'm compensating for this by overfilling the containers and will send replacements should there be any issues.

3. The labels for Primobolan Ace and Cialis are slightly taller than their small containers so there's a tiny bit of scrunched up label at the bottom or top of some (I've since adjusted the label size)

4. Much like Meso, not all labels are perfectly straight.

4. Opening Promotion:

As I don't want to sacrifice customer service quality/speed by getting overwhelmed early on, I'm staggering this: Until the 20th of June all products of our own label are 5% off, but if you post a picture of any of our products with your cat (please keep OPSEC in mind!), you get 10% off your next order (also counting: bobcats & big cats, catgirls & tomcatgirls, CAT heavy equipment).

With your permission I'd like to replace the product pictures on my website with these pictures!

Of course a puppy promo is planned as well (15% off for Leonbergers)!

5. How to order: An order guide can be found on the website.

6. Other stuff

I'm fine with certain unspoken Meso rules not applying here: feel free to mention and compare prices to other Meso sources openly, and sources are welcome (by me at least) to post here as well!

No tits because a-cups + very unique tattoo. I'm taking applications for e-mail girls via pictures of a vial jammed between J-cups though.

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You could lower the minimum transfer price, I really would like to try your products brother
It's basically that high because an order takes me 30-60 minutes to stealth and label on average so I'm limited by what I can do in a day without compromising quality/speed - on a good day I get orders posted within 2-3 hours of payment.
 
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I've pretty much cut myself off from society entirely.
If there's one source that would post such a thing and I would believe it,that's you.
As sources have various ways to manipulate batch numbers and test results, frequent blind testing of products throughout the year by customers is the only way to ensure constant product quality, so I'll offer 100€ + the cost of shipping in store credit for blind samples submitted to Janoshik. Please post results both good and bad to this thread!
What about lab4tox,let's say...?
Some people don't like janoshik.
I have zero problems with him.
Just saying.

4. Much like Meso, not all labels are perfectly straight.
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4. Opening Promotion:

As I don't want to sacrifice customer service quality/speed by getting overwhelmed early on, I'm staggering this: Until the 20th of June all products of our own label are 5% off, but if you post a picture of any of our products with your cat (please keep OPSEC in mind!), you get 10% off your next order (also counting: bobcats & big cats, catgirls & tomcatgirls, CAT heavy equipment).

With your permission I'd like to replace the product pictures on my website with these pictures!

Of course a puppy promo is planned as well (15% off for Leonbergers)!
Yo
Isn't it all about cats or what?
Keep dogs out of this.
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First
But it’s not Friday
It was all good Lis'...
All good...till that part.

It ain't Friday man. I expected more from you.

8/10 intro.
Because :
1)involvement of dogs (-1 point)
2)not Friday (-1 point)
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What about lab4tox,let's say...?
Some people don't like janoshik.
I feel like their testing equipment is inferior to Janoshik's (as they're a toxicology lab primarily), last time I sent them a Sustanon sample they couldn't even quantify the concentration of esters present. They're not involved in our community here answering questions, so I'll rather take any accusations of favouritism and decline the use of other labs for this purpose.

I do hate Chihuahuas with a passion, though I'm unsure they even count as dogs. Now where's your cat at?
 
I feel like their testing equipment is inferior to Janoshik's (as they're a toxicology lab primarily), last time I sent them a Sustanon sample they couldn't even quantify the concentration of esters present. They're not involved in our community here answering questions, so I'll rather take any accusations of favouritism and decline the use of other labs for this purpose.

I do hate Chihuahuas with a passion, though I'm unsure they even count as dogs. Now where's your cat at?
Agree. They flat out told me they can’t test Sustanon. Not to mention with the whole Pcom debacle, Lab4tox had to same results as Jano with the letro.
 
Hello Siameso!

I'm Liska and this is my shop:
Code:
https://catcafe.is/

Since posts can't be edited regularly, I'll focus on points that should remain persistent and will put the temporary info onto the website & replies to this thread.

1. Security

Customer security comes first! I've made stealth shipping a priority and will continually invest lots of research, time and money into improving this aspect. You cannot enter any data into the website and I don't store your information or keep your mails post delivery. For OPSEC I use dedicated machines with Tails and trash & replace them entirely regularly, and get consultation from people specialized in cybersec/opsec. Since offline is potentially a greater risk than online, I've pretty much cut myself off from society entirely.

For stealth purposes, products will never have fancy or bulky boxes, and you can request further stealth options regarding packaging as well.

While the lab is based in the cellar of a popular cat café and completely rat free, this is unfortunately the reason I'll never post any pictures of it. As seasoned readers of Meso know, the size & cost of a lab doesn't necessary reflect the quality of the finished product.

2. Product quality

I'm OCD about product quality and will test every batch of every product of my label ever, and I'm continually looking for better ways to test products. For some orals I've had five samples submitted and tested as well as split tablets to display variance in compound distribution.

Moreso than good results I want accurate results so that I can find out what works and what doesn't and continually improve production to get as close as possible to the label dosage.

You can find most of my raws testing in this thread:
Code:
https://thinksteroids.com/community/threads/liska-raws.134405406/

All finished product tests can be found at:
Code:
https://catcafe.is/?p=category&id=15

As sources have various ways to manipulate batch numbers and test results, frequent blind testing of products throughout the year by customers is the only way to ensure constant product quality, so I'll offer 100€ + the cost of shipping in store credit for blind samples submitted to Janoshik. Please post results both good and bad to this thread!

3. Known issues (as of June 2021):

1. I switched MCT supplier midway through the Primobolan batch so while some vials are crystal clear, others have a faint yellow colour.

2. A few of the first orals, primarily Oxandrolone, are slightly too thin, causing them to be brittle/break easily - I'm compensating for this by overfilling the containers and will send replacements should there be any issues.

3. The labels for Primobolan Ace and Cialis are slightly taller than their small containers so there's a tiny bit of scrunched up label at the bottom or top of some (I've since adjusted the label size)

4. Much like Meso, not all labels are perfectly straight.

4. Opening Promotion:

As I don't want to sacrifice customer service quality/speed by getting overwhelmed early on, I'm staggering this: Until the 20th of June all products of our own label are 5% off, but if you post a picture of any of our products with your cat (please keep OPSEC in mind!), you get 10% off your next order (also counting: bobcats & big cats, catgirls & tomcatgirls, CAT heavy equipment).

With your permission I'd like to replace the product pictures on my website with these pictures!

Of course a puppy promo is planned as well (15% off for Leonbergers)!

5. How to order: An order guide can be found on the website.

6. Other stuff

I'm fine with certain unspoken Meso rules not applying here: feel free to mention and compare prices to other Meso sources openly, and sources are welcome (by me at least) to post here as well!

No tits because a-cups + very unique tattoo. I'm taking applications for e-mail girls via pictures of a vial jammed between J-cups though.

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