Cat Café EU & US domestic

[Zebedee]

Everytime i see or read a “bro” even on a normal conversation it reminds me of the horrors in vietnam, gives me nausea

Every time I read bro / brah / bruddah or even brother I cringe.

It’s just so corny, cheezy & tacky. It’s the linguistic equivalent of Vanilla Ice meets Fonzi from Happy Days.

I can almost tolerate it from Americans because, well ... you know what they’re like lol, but anyone else should be bitch-slapped hard across the face & told NO!

 

[fdigioia]

Every time I read bro / brah / bruddah or even brother I cringe.

It’s just so corny, cheezy & tacky. It’s the linguistic equivalent of Vanilla Ice meets Fonzi from Happy Days.

I can almost tolerate it from Americans because, well ... you know what they’re like lol, but anyone else should be bitch-slapped hard across the face & told NO!

You could bitch slap nobody bro you heard what I said bro because you are a bitch

 

[Zebedee]

You could bitch slap nobody bro you heard what I said bro because you are a bitch

Tbh blokes calling other blokes “bitch” is pretty lame too. But anyway, as you clearly can’t take a joke & will just post more internet tough guy bullshit, I’ll make this my last post in reply to you as it’l just be more bollocks guys have to wade through.

Keep it real dawg

 

[Spaizkadett]

You could bitch slap nobody bro you heard what I said bro because you are a bitch

Jesus fucking christ. Can't we kick this stupid fucking idiot off this board.

 

[Warren22]

@Liska
Another promo offer is planned soon with reduced prices on various products?
Thx a lot sir...

 

[Liska]

@Liska
Another promo offer is planned soon with reduced prices on various products?
Thx a lot sir...

Yes, I started preparing for one just yesterday - what I can say already is that all peptides will be discounted, as I overestimated the perceived value/interest a higher quality product/labtesting would add.

I'm open to reasonable suggestions as well if a certain product seems interesting but not at its present price point - while I have high awareness of the market, I value open discussion with (potential) customers as well - just the minimum order amount isn't up for discussion as it's a necessity rather than a choice.

In other news, bacteriostatic water will be back this weekend (I've been offering L-Carnitine at bac water pricing to those that needed some during its brief disappearance, just didn't want to post this publically to avoid it being taken advantage of).

 

[Ferenor]

Every time I read bro / brah / bruddah or even brother I cringe.

It’s just so corny, cheezy & tacky. It’s the linguistic equivalent of Vanilla Ice meets Fonzi from Happy Days.

I can almost tolerate it from Americans because, well ... you know what they’re like lol, but anyone else should be bitch-slapped hard across the face & told NO!

Me and my gf both love Corny

By the way

Thank you Liska.

 

[Liska]

Me and my gf both love Corny

Wait until you try cornish pasty!

 

[M@NU]

Yes, I started preparing for one just yesterday - what I can say already is that all peptides will be discounted, as I overestimated the perceived value/interest a higher quality product/labtesting would add.

I'm open to reasonable suggestions as well if a certain product seems interesting but not at its present price point - while I have high awareness of the market, I value open discussion with (potential) customers as well - just the minimum order amount isn't up for discussion as it's a necessity rather than a choice.

In other news, bacteriostatic water will be back this weekend (I've been offering L-Carnitine at bac water pricing to those that needed some during its brief disappearance, just didn't want to post this publically to avoid it being taken advantage of).

i guess there is a high demand for things like:

Wegovy, Ozempic, Rybelus for affordable prices. I would say as a goal that 350€ for 3 x 1mg Ozempic pen would go pretty well on the market (MOQ of 3 pens since the 3 pack 1mg pack has some priceing benefits for the one that gets them from pharmacy)​

Injectable S-Acetly Glutathione for an affordable price (maybe even some "Recovery mixes" like glut, vitamin b1, b6, b12, folic acid, vit c or something like that)
--> i guess here it is easily possible to make this quite cheap since the raws themselves are quite cheap and you have the brewing knowledge/material (glutathione can also be bought pretty cheap as a raw on alibaba)
maybe even try to experiment with a higher dosed inj l-carnitine.. if there is any possibility to make it without risking huge pip + huge price diff

 

[Liska]

i guess there is a high demand for things like:

Wegovy, Ozempic, Rybelus for affordable prices. I would say as a goal that 350€ for 3 x 1mg Ozempic pen would go pretty well on the market (MOQ of 3 pens since the 3 pack 1mg pack has some priceing benefits for the one that gets them from pharmacy)​

Injectable S-Acetly Glutathione for an affordable price (maybe even some "Recovery mixes" like glut, vitamin b1, b6, b12, folic acid, vit c or something like that)
--> i guess here it is easily possible to make this quite cheap since the raws themselves are quite cheap and you have the brewing knowledge/material (glutathione can also be bought pretty cheap as a raw on alibaba)
maybe even try to experiment with a higher dosed inj l-carnitine.. if there is any possibility to make it without risking huge pip + huge price diff

You misunderstood, I meant products already on the store - as I've posted previously, I'm not going to carry pens of any product regularly due to stealth concerns.

L-Carnitine is at 500mg/ml indeed because any higher can cause said issues.

 

[VenomYo]

I'm having such a nice time Subq'ing liskas test since I switched to ethanol swabs(fuck ethyl alcohol swabs) and since i started preheating the oil

I still have two big red golfballs on my quad that's stuck around for 2 weeks now from prior to changing my method, both of them are the only injection spots that I massaged... So if anyone else are getting red sore golfballs with subq, then try my method:

This is what i*ve been doing for a week now and I had to jerk off 11 times the past 3 days, so the test must be getting into my system:

1 swirl/shake vial for 10 sec, harder than a HCG vial
2 run under maximum temp with tap water for 5 min until glass is hot. Keep vial hot in a sock or wrap the vial afterwards, until drawing the oil
3 swab with ETHANOL swabs on vial and skin
4 wait 10 min for the ethanol to fully dissipate
5 most importantly do NOT massage the Subq injection spot

usually anywhere I would subq my oil the site would be a bump, red, sore and hot the next day. Now i'm getting none of that, so that's something to try for the subq'ers. Pretty much took my subq experience from a 3/10 to a 10/10 one.

 

[takkix]

Enclomephene is amazing!

As for trest E, why would people want to keep it so long in their system? Is it to avoid having to pin too much? Testes gonna be so smol so fast... What's the actual half life?

@takkix Have you tried playing with your electrolite levels first? Sodium/Potassium ratios? It really helps in the water retention and esthetics departments.
​

I try to keep my sodium intake not crazy high and constant but i thought that doing more regarding this ratio wouldn't do much. Thought that cutting sodium will help you much with getting rid of water retention is a myth and only will cause you cramps when i already try to not consume crazy levels and keep it stable

My potassium intake is very high, i especially try to keep it extremely high. I currently eat like 800g of raw potatoes a day, 400g pumkpins, 300g spinache and more fruits, vegetables etc.

 

[Liska]

I try to keep my sodium intake not crazy high and constant but i thought that doing more regarding this ratio wouldn't do much. Thought that cutting sodium will help you much with getting rid of water retention is a myth and only will cause you cramps when i already try to not consume crazy levels and keep it stable

My potassium intake is very high, i especially try to keep it extremely high. I currently eat like 800g of raw potatoes a day, 400g pumkpins, 300g spinache and more fruits, vegetables etc.

I thought you were eating the potatoes raw for a minute - I recommend tubers like sweet potatoes, taro (asian & african grocery stores) & yams (african only) as high potassium foods.

 

[takkix]

I thought you were eating the potatoes raw for a minute - I recommend tubers like sweet potatoes, taro (asian & african grocery stores) & yams (african only) as high potassium foods.

thanks, i meant the raw weight but i cook them. I didn't overthink the post to much :X

The recommendations are really nice, never tried them but i denitely will now!

 

[NeKel]

@takkix I just buy potassium citrate powder and take 5 to 6 grams which equates roughly to 4 to 5 g that actually get into my system (maybe a bit less).

If you don't wanna go that route (which isn't a bad one). I would recommend you actually eat raw vegetables (spinach is actually one of the bests, props to you) as cooking any veggies will significantly lower the potassium intake. Most of it is gonna be lost and goes down the water (inevitable with heat, so make soupes or something) even with vapor cooking.

Add to that some Magnesium (1.5 to 2 grams) and you should hopefully see an improvement.
Avoid using salt with potassium rich foods as they will hinder each other.
If you gonna use salt, please use actual salt, not the trashy ass shit that they sell now in supermarkets that is "half" the sodium and comes with very low bioavaillability potassium and other stuff that is only gonna damage your kidneys in the long run.
Last tip, don't drink tap water, get some quality water that has very low minerals (they are not bioavaliable anyways, high price doesn't equal high quality). Get your minerals from your veggies/supplements.
Sorry this was long.

 

[Liska]

@takkix I just buy potassium citrate powder and take 5 to 6 grams which equates roughly to 4 to 5 g that actually get into my system (maybe a bit less).

If you don't wanna go that route (which isn't a bad one). I would recommend you actually eat raw vegetables (spinach is actually one of the bests, props to you) as cooking any veggies will significantly lower the potassium intake. Most of it is gonna be lost and goes down the water (inevitable with heat, so make soupes or something) even with vapor cooking.

Add to that some Magnesium (1.5 to 2 grams) and you should hopefully see an improvement.
Avoid using salt with potassium rich foods as they will hinder each other.
If you gonna use salt, please use actual salt, not the trashy ass shit that they sell now in supermarkets that is "half" the sodium and comes with very low bioavaillability potassium and other stuff that is only gonna damage your kidneys in the long run.
Last tip, don't drink tap water, get some quality water that has very low minerals (they are not bioavaliable anyways, high price doesn't equal high quality). Get your minerals from your veggies/supplements.
Sorry this was long.

Potassium salts & supplements are quite restricted in concentration/dosage here at least because getting hyperkalemia from real food is hardly possible whereas it's more realistic using those. A diet low in potassium hints at an overall bad diet, so my personal advice would be to incorporate more dark leafy greens (do watch out for oxalates) and especially tubers - sweet potatoes are the best BB carb source in my opinion due to being able to manipulate the GL easily & quickly via prep method.

Having spent too many years in nutritional science and every of its rabbit holes, I'd like this thread to not devolve into such a dark abyss.

In store related news, those that have a "clear" preference for Primobolan 200mg, there's about 7 vials left of it, about 50 vials of the yellow BB batch and that's the last of the red capped cat vials.

Labtests for Test C, U, Oxandrolone 10mg, Oxymetholone and Enclomiphene amongst others have been ordered so those will hopefully be in store in a few weeks.

 

[Sampei]

I'm having such a nice time Subq'ing liskas test since I switched to ethanol swabs(fuck ethyl alcohol swabs) and since i started preheating the oil

I still have two big red golfballs on my quad that's stuck around for 2 weeks now from prior to changing my method, both of them are the only injection spots that I massaged... So if anyone else are getting red sore golfballs with subq, then try my method:

This is what i*ve been doing for a week now and I had to jerk off 11 times the past 3 days, so the test must be getting into my system:

1 swirl/shake vial for 10 sec, harder than a HCG vial
2 run under maximum temp with tap water for 5 min until glass is hot. Keep vial hot in a sock or wrap the vial afterwards, until drawing the oil
3 swab with ETHANOL swabs on vial and skin
4 wait 10 min for the ethanol to fully dissipate
5 most importantly do NOT massage the Subq injection spot

usually anywhere I would subq my oil the site would be a bump, red, sore and hot the next day. Now i'm getting none of that, so that's something to try for the subq'ers. Pretty much took my subq experience from a 3/10 to a 10/10 one.

Yeah guys let's do a 30 minutes routine to pin some fucking test subq so that we all can jerk off to some gay porn and be little bitches



OR

pin IM. Period.

 

[godsgifttoearth]

Yeah guys let's do a 30 minutes routine to pin some fucking test subq so that we all can jerk off to some gay porn and be little bitches



OR

pin IM. Period.

i subq plenty. swab area on belly, draw gear, pin gear subq. get on with life. takes about 2 mins. at no point do i light candles, put on romantic music, give myself a massage, read poetry to the vial of gear, kiss it gently. that's such a weird fetishist subq injection protocol

 

[nkdozzy]

Another delivery done, i have to confess i was mildly disapointed that there was no room for candy in the package

Yeah guys let's do a 30 minutes routine to pin some fucking test subq so that we all can jerk off to some gay porn and be little bitches



OR

pin IM. Period.

i subq plenty. swab area on belly, draw gear, pin gear subq. get on with life. takes about 2 mins. at no point do i light candles, put on romantic music, give myself a massage, read poetry to the vial of gear, kiss it gently. that's such a weird fetishist subq injection protocol

or you just let him do his thing and move on with your lives?

 

[Liska]

Another delivery done, i have to confess i was mildly disapointed that there was no room for candy in the package

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpEKJoNnqLQ