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Does the castor oil actually make a significant difference?

I use Test U (in mct oil) while cruising and I notice I start to feel like shit if I go much more than 14 or so days between pinning. I can't imagine once every 12-14 weeks :oops:
 
On this note, I received a mail from an italian customer with pictures of a parcel supposedly arriving completely destroyed. Having never seen anything close to this level of obliteration before, I'm doubting that a courier service would deliver a parcel completely soaked in oil, which includes the address label. In my quest to find out whether it happened as written or if this is the result of an accident post-delivery, I asked for permission to post this and get opinions from italian customers specifically:
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I never had that issue with many big orders from your since start so my conspiracy theory side is after thinking what if he emptied out the vials, smashed them up and soaked with random oil and tried to get free extra products? considering how the stoppers are upside down so cant tell if the seal was ripped of? or just took off the stopper without touching seal altogether?
The vials are way too smashed and never break like this when hitting of eachother from my experience, this is like someone literally smashing it with hammer or rock and not vials bouncing of each other unless the cuorierr man decided to not leave the van and throw the package at a wall of his house and then after smashed it with a rock...
Like it wouldnt even get delivered in that state im pretty sure if they notice it being so damaged and soaked?

In other words seems to be very unlikeable to have happend during transport to me

I'll probably pick some lab rats to push this on/in for further feedback.

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I have received a damaged package (a dent or something in the box). They always mark it accordingly with a big yellow sticker that it came damaged or something. There is no way any courier service would deliver what I saw in that photo. That's ridiculous. MAYBE if the courier was high out of his mind.
 
I have years of experience in furniture/ecommerce and have seen tyre marks, soaked in oil, blood, bloody hand marks, everything.
I would never think anything impossible anymore, but that package does look extreme.
France is probably the worst from my experience with Italy not far behind :)
 
I have received a damaged package (a dent or something in the box). They always mark it accordingly with a big yellow sticker that it came damaged or something. There is no way any courier service would deliver what I saw in that photo. That's ridiculous. MAYBE if the courier was high out of his mind.
This... if a package is damaged during transporte the courier has to stick a label on it. Two times I got slightly damaged packages (without líquids but powders) they had such label and the courier even gave the option to not acept them. Both experiences were in different european countries but not Italy. For me it is hard to believe that any courier in any country would be brave enough to deliver a package in that condition. Just my 2 cents.
 
The Test U uses castor oil as a carrier like Nebido to extend the half-life of the compound, but contains only 20% BB instead of the 50% of Nebido as seen here:
This resulted in it turning out considerably thicker than I anticipated so I'll probably pick some lab rats to push this on/in for further feedback.

Any particular reason(s) for your dropping BB to 20%? Eg possible PIP from 50%? (have seen little feedback on actual Nebido, only Test U in general & don’t recall seeing another UGL offering it in castor oil).

Kudos on the dosing accuracy, btw.

Whilst I remember, did you ever come to a conclusion on that cialis / possible excipient problem a couple or so guys had a while back?
 
Any particular reason(s) for your dropping BB to 20%? Eg possible PIP from 50%? (have seen little feedback on actual Nebido, only Test U in general & don’t recall seeing another UGL offering it in castor oil).

Kudos on the dosing accuracy, btw.

Whilst I remember, did you ever come to a conclusion on that cialis / possible excipient problem a couple or so guys had a while back?
Pharma recipes tend to use unnecessarily high amounts of BB but the ideal amount for 'Nebido' is definitely above 20% in retrospect. I couldn't find any brewer amongst my friends using just castor either (some added a low amount of EO).

None of the customers that had problems and received free samples gave me feedback afterwards iirc but since switching to the new filler mix noone has complained either, so I'm hopeful the switch fixed it. Still there's room for improvement of course and I'm reading what I can get my hands on regarding pharmaceutical production procedures of tablets.
 
Promo time! Rules for participation:
1. From 21st of February until 3rd of March
2. 320€ order minimum excluding shipping - ordering retail at 250€ minimum is available still.
3. promo cannot be stacked with anything else but can be used alongside cat promo.
4. do follow the order guidelines strictly, especially the address formatting, do not ask questions clearly answered on the website.
5. make sure you are able to pay in cryptocurrency within 24h of order placement. BTC, ETH and XMR are accepted, LTC no longer is.
6. UK is fine, Scandinavia and non-EU customs union countries are excluded unfortunately.
7. If you ordered or paid within the last 24h and would have saved at least 10€ from this promo, I'll contact you for store credit/extra product inclusion of your choice.
8. If you order a lot of an injectable that I've yet to label, I might ask for you to perform this time thieving task and send labels separately.
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Optitropin kits at the higher quantity tiers have been reduced in price as well from 145€ > 142€ for 4-7 and 140€ > 135€ for 7+. Theres about 22 left in stock and due to low demand, that'll be it from me, though I'll assist existing customers in purchasing higher quantities from Opti to EU directly on request.
 
Promo time! Rules for participation:
1. From 21st of February until 3rd of March
2. 320€ order minimum excluding shipping - ordering retail at 250€ minimum is available still.
3. promo cannot be stacked with anything else but can be used alongside cat promo.
4. do follow the order guidelines strictly, especially the address formatting, do not ask questions clearly answered on the website.
5. make sure you are able to pay in cryptocurrency within 24h of order placement. BTC, ETH and XMR are accepted, LTC no longer is.
6. UK is fine, Scandinavia and non-EU customs union countries are excluded unfortunately.
7. If you ordered or paid within the last 24h and would have saved at least 10€ from this promo, I'll contact you for store credit/extra product inclusion of your choice.
8. If you order a lot of an injectable that I've yet to label, I might ask for you to perform this time thieving task and send labels separately.
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Optitropin kits at the higher quantity tiers have been reduced in price as well from 145€ > 142€ for 4-7 and 140€ > 135€ for 7+. Theres about 22 left in stock and due to low demand, that'll be it from me, though I'll assist existing customers in purchasing higher quantities from Opti to EU directly on request.
Boy am i ever glad it took me a week to figure out how to get crypto hahahahh
 
This resulted in it turning out considerably thicker than I anticipated
as someone who used original Nebido i can vouch for how shitty that Pharma Product actually is. You kinda have to force it through a 20g needle and the PiP stays probably longer than the half-life.
Dont know how that got approved for human use in the first place.
 
Dont know how that got approved for human use in the first place.
Don't know how humans got approved for production either.

Guys, does the promo show up on the catcafe for you? I regularly receive mails that suggest the cache hasn't refreshed for people as it contains products long sold out and the old shipping price of 14€.

HCG Livzon is sold out now but has been reordered already.

@BK2THEFUTURE I definitely didn't fuck up the math due to being sleep deprived! Being a small store and not having fancy boxes does fortunately allow me to relabel product to match the lab reports (had to do so before for Trest Ace 50mg > 60mg), I cringe considering just how impossible that'd be for a superlab due to batch size & fancy packaging.

While a finished product isn't on the horizon yet, for the lab report junkies:
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Please tell me ure not really using 400mg of Trestolone a week
Yes I am using 400 mg / ml weekly dosage. I don't know why people about that Trestonolone is the best and worst of all, it's not true, my experience I understood that they are only mythologies, I compare it to Deca no more and no less, for me the popularity of Trestonolome is a bit exaggerated at the level when in practice it does absolutely nothing in particular to you, for now I see it so then maybe in 1-2 months I change my vision.
 
On this note, I received a mail from an italian customer with pictures of a parcel supposedly arriving completely destroyed. Having never seen anything close to this level of obliteration before, I'm doubting that a courier service would deliver a parcel completely soaked in oil, which includes the address label. In my quest to find out whether it happened as written or if this is the result of an accident post-delivery, I asked for permission to post this and get opinions from italian customers specifically:
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Honestly I have never encountered such a problem in receiving the package in a state like this, never but never, and I say this because packages like this I have also received hundreds from China where there is really 1000 times more risk of breaking them. to break it so we had to place a washing machine entire washing machine on top of XD

I must also add that couriers who deliver such small packages never carry heavy packages that can ruin the smaller and lighter ones. So inside 100% transport trucks it couldn't be something heavy.
 
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Hello!

My experiences with cat cafe are awesome so far. Liska answers questions very rapidly and with details. I have got my package 4 working days after the payment, packiging and stealth was fine, gear quality is professional. I am using his test prop and npp, I have zero pip with it, and it works how it should be, I think the best quality I have ever used with professional service. I think the prices are also good. Thank you for what you are doing to the community!
 

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On this note, I received a mail from an italian customer with pictures of a parcel supposedly arriving completely destroyed. Having never seen anything close to this level of obliteration before, I'm doubting that a courier service would deliver a parcel completely soaked in oil, which includes the address label. In my quest to find out whether it happened as written or if this is the result of an accident post-delivery, I asked for permission to post this and get opinions from italian customers specifically:
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never ever happened to me with any package containing steroids delivered from anywhere around Europe, never ever
 
On a new episode of Misteri dei gatti: A picture has surfaced of how the dripping wet pussy arrived at the customer. Fidati gattini italiani - do all of you receive my parcels bagged like this, is it random, or was this by chance done to contain the leak?
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