Cat Café EU & US domestic

[Vanargandar]

I have dreaded this post for weeks, writing and deleting it over and over, waiting to be saved by a deus ex hplc machina to no avail.

Having spent many months and many moneys, likely looked at more HGH reports than anyone but Jano, even more likely annoyed Jano with a litterny of questions, I believe that HGH dimer testing no longer has any consistency intra-batch, inter-batch or correlation to purity or quality in general (outside the realm of degradation testing). Here's two of my test reports of subsequent batches from a chinese pharma HGH manufacturer demonstrating many of these points:
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Ok weeb

 

[Liska]

Ok weeb

 

[Vanargandar]

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It's one of my fav's. Now I feel like I have to buy from you out of principle...

 

[sabent]

Good morning all,

Sorry for my absence, I needed time to get caught up. For the handful of folks that had to be refunded, I deeply apologize.

Re-opening will be the second half of August. Breaks for restock will be announced at least 3 weeks in advance in the future. The minimum will be raised to $350 as discussed prior and the inventory will be streamlined, with the following products being discontinued once sold out:

TRT Blend
Test E/ Tren E blend
Vitamin B/C mix
Primo Ace
Bold Cyp

Besides new labtested batches of injectables, these oral tablets by Pharmaqo will be labtested and available upon reopening:

TURINABOL 10MG
CLOMID 50MG
TAMOXIFEN 20MG
PROVIRON 25MG
ARIMIDEX 1MG
CLENBUTEROL 40MCG
T3 TABS 25MCG
GW50516 (CARDARINE) 20MG
MK677 (IBUTAMOREN) 25MG (CAPS)

Please post any questions to this thread and we'll answer them promptly.

Thanks,

CCUSA

Counting the days till you're back. Since y'all have been on hiatus will all the injectables have new tests results?

 

[Liska]

Counting the days till you're back. Since y'all have been on hiatus will all the injectables have new tests results?

It's more accurate to say that every batch will be labtested. Just yesterday we received a bunch of test results for new batches already and whenever a previous batch sells out, the new one will replace it on the store.

 

[exilol]

Can't wait for @Liska 's own oils ! IMO nothing beats that always a 10/10 for me personally

 

[dasistmane]

Can't wait for @Liska 's own oils ! IMO nothing beats that always a 10/10 for me personally

Agreed. I especially liked Liska's higher concentration oils.

Having said that, the pharmaqo oils I've used so far seem more than adequate.

 

[exilol]

Pharmaqo is indeed one of the better ugl's around but my bias still always tilts towards his own oils - esp as you said the higher mg/ml

 

[CCUSA]

Here is a teaser of a few, and also still waiting on a few. Slight disappointment in the Nand Deca, but it is tolerable.

More tests on the way!

@sabent

 

[crosati]

Hi I had purchased a vial of testosterone cypionate from pharmaqo labs , the first injection of quadriceps gave me a little recongestion which passed right away and if I remember a slight burning , what was the MCT dependent on ? was it normal ?

 

[exilol]

Hi I had purchased a vial of testosterone cypionate from pharmaqo labs , the first injection of quadriceps gave me a little recongestion which passed right away and if I remember a slight burning , what was the MCT dependent on ? was it normal ?

Could be a number of things- mg.concentration , poor injection , virgin muscle etc etc - but MCT has been problematic for some people - just try another compound with the same oil base aka MCT and assess from there ... Nothing would lead me to think it's specifically pharmaqo test C .. but this is purely my educated opinion

 

[Daniel_Drago]

Do you have problems with package seizing right now? I see a loot of sites aren't working so well, and another thing is that when I order outside of Europe I always got problems with custom, you ship from Europe or from outside?
Thanks in advance

Hello Siameso!

I'm Liska and this is my shop:

https://catcafe.is/

Since posts can't be edited regularly, I'll focus on points that should remain persistent and will put the temporary info onto the website & replies to this thread.

1. Security

Customer security comes first! I've made stealth shipping a priority and will continually invest lots of research, time and money into improving this aspect. You cannot enter any data into the website and I don't store your information or keep your mails post delivery. For OPSEC I use dedicated machines with Tails and trash & replace them entirely regularly, and get consultation from people specialized in cybersec/opsec. Since offline is potentially a greater risk than online, I've pretty much cut myself off from society entirely.

For stealth purposes, products will never have fancy or bulky boxes, and you can request further stealth options regarding packaging as well.

While the lab is based in the cellar of a popular cat café and completely rat free, this is unfortunately the reason I'll never post any pictures of it. As seasoned readers of Meso know, the size & cost of a lab doesn't necessary reflect the quality of the finished product.

2. Product quality

I'm OCD about product quality and will test every batch of every product of my label ever, and I'm continually looking for better ways to test products. For some orals I've had five samples submitted and tested as well as split tablets to display variance in compound distribution.

Moreso than good results I want accurate results so that I can find out what works and what doesn't and continually improve production to get as close as possible to the label dosage.

You can find most of my raws testing in this thread:

https://thinksteroids.com/community/threads/liska-raws.134405406/

All finished product tests can be found at:

https://catcafe.is/?p=category&id=15

As sources have various ways to manipulate batch numbers and test results, frequent blind testing of products throughout the year by customers is the only way to ensure constant product quality, so I'll offer 100€ + the cost of shipping in store credit for blind samples submitted to Janoshik. Please post results both good and bad to this thread!

3. Known issues (as of June 2021):

1. I switched MCT supplier midway through the Primobolan batch so while some vials are crystal clear, others have a faint yellow colour.

2. A few of the first orals, primarily Oxandrolone, are slightly too thin, causing them to be brittle/break easily - I'm compensating for this by overfilling the containers and will send replacements should there be any issues.

3. The labels for Primobolan Ace and Cialis are slightly taller than their small containers so there's a tiny bit of scrunched up label at the bottom or top of some (I've since adjusted the label size)

4. Much like Meso, not all labels are perfectly straight.

4. Opening Promotion:

As I don't want to sacrifice customer service quality/speed by getting overwhelmed early on, I'm staggering this: Until the 20th of June all products of our own label are 5% off, but if you post a picture of any of our products with your cat (please keep OPSEC in mind!), you get 10% off your next order (also counting: bobcats & big cats, catgirls & tomcatgirls, CAT heavy equipment).

With your permission I'd like to replace the product pictures on my website with these pictures!

Of course a puppy promo is planned as well (15% off for Leonbergers)!

5. How to order: An order guide can be found on the website.

6. Other stuff

I'm fine with certain unspoken Meso rules not applying here: feel free to mention and compare prices to other Meso sources openly, and sources are welcome (by me at least) to post here as well!

No tits because a-cups + very unique tattoo. I'm taking applications for e-mail girls via pictures of a vial jammed between J-cups though.

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[Zmn71]

Here is a teaser of a few, and also still waiting on a few. Slight disappointment in the Nand Deca, but it is tolerable.

More tests on the way!

@sabent



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Looks good!

 

[Big_Ed]

Here is a teaser of a few, and also still waiting on a few. Slight disappointment in the Nand Deca, but it is tolerable.

More tests on the way!

@sabent



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Test results look good!

 

[Liska]

Do you have problems with package seizing right now? I see a loot of sites aren't working so well, and another thing is that when I order outside of Europe I always got problems with custom, you ship from Europe or from outside?
Thanks in advance

I ship from within the EU so no customs, no problems.

 

[cadafi]

Do you have problems with package seizing right now? I see a loot of sites aren't working so well, and another thing is that when I order outside of Europe I always got problems with custom, you ship from Europe or from outside?
Thanks in advance

Getting stuff outside the EU is just a terrible idea at this point, if anything china but still better EU domestic.

 

[BrockSamson42]

Taking Pre-orders? That Just looks good to me. Sometimes the Isocaproate ester is way off balance with other labs, defeating the EOD injections of Sustainable for me for TRT. The PP, Iso, and Deca Ester get you through the second day without a hitch and then pop off again with the prop EOD. Love it.

 

[Liska]

Taking Pre-orders?

No.

 

[CCUSA]

Final oils. BU and Test E batch B

Working on updating the site and we should be able to start taking orders next week.

Cheers!

 

[Liska]

Added Genotropin pens to website, labtest coming soon. Minimum with weiner dog paper box is 3 pens, none without. Relisted german pharmacy Forxiga (Dapagliflozin).

Cut prices for Semaglutide 5mg to 60€ - 35€ each depending on quantity, Glutathione to 60€ - 45€ per kit, Trestolone Enanthate to 60€ - 50€ per vial, RAD-140/S-23/YK-11 and some other injectables I don't recall by how much.