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Nailed a few pregos when I was in high school. I loved it. No condom and getting to white wash those walls? I was all for it.

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...wait what.? Like jerk off during a workout?lol
Oh yeah, it really raises your test levels... straight spikes them, and you burn like 100 calories every ejac, so it's a win win. No AAS can beat this. You should try it!!! 10/10 wouldn't recommend.
 
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Oh yeah, it really raises your test levels... straight spikes them, and you burn like 100 calories every ejac, so it's a win win. No test can beat this.
actually, the best results i've found are during dead lifts, bench, and squats, not much benefits from it during cardio.
 
confession: I frequently fantasize about violently sodomizing my fallen enemies....but it's not gay u know...on account of revenge is a dish best served lifeless.
 
So after reading some threads about how females taking testosterone increases their sex drive I ask my girl to take some. Conversation goes like this. Me "baby, I want to do something to you" her"what?" me "I heard that When girls take testosterone It increases their sex drive and makes sex better, I want to give you just a little and see if it does anything" pause.........her "Are you serious? You are fucking crazy, You must be joking but you look serious as fuck" me " baby, it's just a little bit it wont hurt you" her "I dont need any, we fuck all the time" me "I just want to see what it'll do" her "I'm not going to be your experiment and you are not putting a needle in me" me "I heard that if you dont want to use a needle you can" her "put it in my ass? No, how would you even get it in there?" me "I would just take the needle off the syringe and" her "stick the syringe up my ass? I dont think so" me "baby, it's a small syringe, way smaller than my dick and I know that will fit in there" her "no, what are the side effects? I grow a dick? That's not happening" me "no, it doesn't even stay in your system a whole day, you know that I wouldn't do anything to hurt you." her "yes you would and no". I just though the conversation was humorous. She never did give in and let me turn her into a hormonal experiment......
 
So after reading some threads about how females taking testosterone increases their sex drive I ask my girl to take some. Conversation goes like this. Me "baby, I want to do something to you" her"what?" me "I heard that When girls take testosterone It increases their sex drive and makes sex better, I want to give you just a little and see if it does anything" pause.........her "Are you serious? You are fucking crazy, You must be joking but you look serious as fuck" me " baby, it's just a little bit it wont hurt you" her "I dont need any, we fuck all the time" me "I just want to see what it'll do" her "I'm not going to be your experiment and you are not putting a needle in me" me "I heard that if you dont want to use a needle you can" her "put it in my ass? No, how would you even get it in there?" me "I would just take the needle off the syringe and" her "stick the syringe up my ass? I dont think so" me "baby, it's a small syringe, way smaller than my dick and I know that will fit in there" her "no, what are the side effects? I grow a dick? That's not happening" me "no, it doesn't even stay in your system a whole day, you know that I wouldn't do anything to hurt you." her "yes you would and no". I just though the conversation was humorous. She never did give in and let me turn her into a hormonal experiment......
Your a dick! lol :D
 
Haven't been able to sleep due to major gallstone pain right now. Just finished watching 2 hours of the old TV show "M*A*S*H " :oops:
 
You still haven't gotten that surgery? I couldn't have dealt with it this long, I remember how badly it hurts. I feel for you.
Dude I called the doctors office on Monday and asked when is this going to happen. The woman told me now maybe November. Needless to say I fucking flipped out on her. Told her my sick leave benefits end mid October and was told surgery end of August or September. Made it clear that my work would be in contact as I would have to be going on LTD. Hour later the woman calls me back got surgery mid October days before the cut off of my benefits lol :rolleyes:
 
Dude I called the doctors office on Monday and asked when is this going to happen. The woman told me now maybe November. Needless to say I fucking flipped out on her. Told her my sick leave benefits end mid October and was told surgery end of August or September. Made it clear that my work would be in contact as I would have to be going on LTD. Hour later the woman calls me back got surgery mid October days before the cut off of my benefits lol :rolleyes:

That's crazy. When I had it back in 2009 I went to the ER because it hurt so bad and they did a sonogram or ultrasound or whatever and figured out what it was. They kept me a week and did the surgery within days.

I've had that once and kidney stones twice and I think gallstones were worse. Felt like someone jabbing handfuls of broken glass in my guts. I was in the fetal position in my bathroom floor all day before I went to the hospital.
 
That's crazy. When I had it back in 2009 I went to the ER because it hurt so bad and they did a sonogram or ultrasound or whatever and figured out what it was. They kept me a week and did the surgery within days.

I've had that once and kidney stones twice and I think gallstones were worse. Felt like someone jabbing handfuls of broken glass in my guts. I was in the fetal position in my bathroom floor all day before I went to the hospital.
Yup that's what it feels like lol I asked the doc about just going into ER and getting this over with. Doc said they would probably just discharge you before surgery....wtf
 
Yup that's what it feels like lol I asked the doc about just going into ER and getting this over with. Doc said they would probably just discharge you before surgery....wtf

I've always heard the wait was bad in places where healthcare was free. That's one thing about here they'll usually get you right in. Then send you a bill that'll ruin you financially, lol.
 
Dude I called the doctors office on Monday and asked when is this going to happen. The woman told me now maybe November. Needless to say I fucking flipped out on her. Told her my sick leave benefits end mid October and was told surgery end of August or September. Made it clear that my work would be in contact as I would have to be going on LTD. Hour later the woman calls me back got surgery mid October days before the cut off of my benefits lol :rolleyes:

Is this an example of canadian healthcare rationing? I have always told people that healthcare is better in Canada but I've heard that you have to wait for surgeries
 
Is this an example of canadian healthcare rationing? I have always told people that healthcare is better in Canada but I've heard that you have to wait for surgeries
Depends on the severity...obviously cancer patients crash victims and transplants get first priority. Understandable but fuck me this shit ain't no fun.Let's just say my weed consumption is very high now. No pun lol
 
There was this story not long ago....Short version.
Canadian parents have a daughter. Born with a terminal disease. Gave her till 8 or 9 yrs old to live. Canadian healthcare refused to treat the ailment stating its terminal and an unnecessary cost to the govt. In effect just let her die. Parents went to buffalo seeking treatment for daughter. So they could buy her a few extra years. Got what they were looking for. U.S govt sues canada over bill and wins.

Moral of the story? The US healthcare system bought those parents a few precious years with their kid before they would inevitably have to bury her. Socialized medicine sucks
 
There was this story not long ago....Short version.
Canadian parents have a daughter. Born with a terminal disease. Gave her till 8 or 9 yrs old to live. Canadian healthcare refused to treat the ailment stating its terminal and an unnecessary cost to the govt. In effect just let her die. Parents went to buffalo seeking treatment for daughter. So they could buy her a few extra years. Got what they were looking for. U.S govt sues canada over bill and wins.

Moral of the story? The US healthcare system bought those parents a few precious years with their kid before they would inevitably have to bury her. Socialized medicine sucks


If thats true..that is beyond fucked up. I of course dont doubt you @gr8whitetrukker but I know there is alot of misinformation out there on this subject. My favorite is when Sarah Palin was tauting the evils of the Canadian healthcare system. Then the story broke that her father used to take them across the border to get treated in Canada free of charge
 
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