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My gf was on her rag so she told me I could fuck her in the ass if I wanted to. I used a shit ton of lube and things were going well until I started to smell shit. I pulled my cock out and it was covered in watery shit. I tried super hard not to make a big deal over it otherwise she would be more embarrassed than she already was. We both showered and never spoke of it again.
 
My buddy that used to work ambulance back in the day just told me about a call he responded to,
So there was this guy that had penis enlargement surgery. Not the one where it gets extended, I guess there is one where they put these rods inside that increase the girth.

Anyways you have to take this medication that makes you not get boners until your healed up. Well this badass thought it'd be a good idea to just say fuck it and not take them. Long story short I guess he got hard and straight up blew out his dick, and it was like a bloody massacre when my buddy walked into the bathroom.

Poor bastard.
 
Sk8man101 said:
My buddy that used to work ambulance back in the day just told me about a call he responded to,
So there was this guy that had penis enlargement surgery. Not the one where it gets extended, I guess there is one where they put these rods inside that increase the girth.

Anyways you have to take this medication that makes you not get boners until your healed up. Well this badass thought it'd be a good idea to just say fuck it and not take them. Long story short I guess he got hard and straight up blew out his dick, and it was like a bloody massacre when my buddy walked into the bathroom.

Poor bastard.
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My worse nightmare, just told in real life....thanks...[emoji23][emoji85]
 
Confession 1: when i heard people making fun of me and filming me without my permission and acting as if i didnt earn my physique i tried to ignore it but when they went into the bath rooms i threw there brand new iphones under the wheel of a 18 wheeler huge truck that was outside and and the driver didnt notice so he drove off and it flattened them both to pieces, destroyed em. they got pissy when they couldnt find there phones and it made my day, everybody saw me do it and didnt say anything because EVERYONE hated them. havent even told my friends that story. haha :)


on a side note i knew a guy that injected halotestin and caverject into his penis and had to have it amputated because he had a excruciating 8 hour erection. funnily enough he was so traumatized he had a sex change shortly thereafter.
 
TheUglyTruth said:
Confession 1: when i heard people making fun of me and filming me without my permission and acting as if i didnt earn my physique i tried to ignore it but when they went into the bath rooms i threw there brand new iphones under the wheel of a 18 wheeler huge truck that was outside and and the driver didnt notice so he drove off and it flattened them both to pieces, destroyed em. they got pissy when they couldnt find there phones and it made my day, everybody saw me do it and didnt say anything because EVERYONE hated them. havent even told my friends that story. haha :)


on a side note i knew a guy that injected halotestin and caverject into his penis and had to have it amputated because he had a excruciating 8 hour erection. funnily enough he was so traumatized he had a sex change shortly thereafter.
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So to top it all off he decides to go gay??? There’s so much wrong here that I wouldn’t know where to begin... lmao
 
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