Does your penis grow?

[alphastrength50]

wait so my penis will havean i grown erection off cycle???

 

[LifeSTRONG]

 

[Ozzy619]

Big Black Cock

Me and my "questionably black" buddy tag teamed this girl one night, when he whipped his out I realized he was the proud owner of a QBBC.

 

[LifeSTRONG]

Is it classified as a complaint when it yelps?

No I think it's begging

 

[Ozzy619]

dude being short shafted is not easy man....

Stuff your balls in a the same time your fucking a chick, she will never know you got a small one

 

[LifeSTRONG]

I agree with Ozzy619, but besides steroids shrinking the balls. So she might not feel the difference. On the bright side though least the meat will be more proportionate to the potatoes.

 

[Ozzy619]

I agree with Ozzy619, but besides steroids shrinking the balls. So she might not feel the difference. On the bright side though least the meat will be more proportionate to the potatoes.

Unfortunately 1 vienna sausage and 2 baby russets dont make a very large meal.

 

[LifeSTRONG]

Unfortunately 1 vienna sausage and 2 baby russets dont make a very large meal.

Agreed, but I am sure you will be finding someone willing to eat it. [emoji23]

 

[Ozzy619]

Agreed, but I am sure you will be finding someone willing to eat it. [emoji23]

Asian chicks dont need big meals to get full unless they date a dude named tyronemoregains of course

 

[Mr.B66]

I feel like steroids does make my dick bigger when i have a hard on, but i fuckin swear that hcg seems to make my dick hang low.
Give that shit a try Alpha you never know!! Cant hurt[emoji4]

 

[TyroneMoreGains]

Asian chicks dont need big meals to get full unless they date a dude named tyronemoregains of course

They don't need big meals.
But they eat quiet often

 

[Mr.B66]

They don't need big meals.
But they eat quiet often

This is deff true!! My wife is filipino and i have a hard time keeping up with her, and im on gear!!!!!! I swear shes gonna fuckin kill me, but at least ill die with a big smile on my face[emoji4]

 

[TyroneMoreGains]

This is deff true!! My wife is filipino and i have a hard time keeping up with her, and im on gear!!!!!! I swear shes gonna fuckin kill me, but at least ill die with a big smile on my face[emoji4]

She sometimes leaves to work early in the AM and wakes me up for a quickie.. I thought it was the shit for a while. I just feel dirty and cheap now

No snuggle or nothing just bone and go

 

[Mr.B66]

She sometimes leaves to work early in the AM and wakes me up for a quickie.. I thought it was the shit for a while. I just feel dirty and cheap now

No snuggle or nothing just bone and go

Lol!!! I thought it was just me, i feel your pain bro!!!

 

[Cipher777]

She sometimes leaves to work early in the AM and wakes me up for a quickie.. I thought it was the shit for a while. I just feel dirty and cheap now

No snuggle or nothing just bone and go

Love when my woman does that! She just rolls over and goes to sleep. It's the best!
That's usually how I get her to shut up. 30 seconds, then she rolls over- out cold.

 

[anonynmous39596706]

My wife always complained there was no cuddling after sex, Now my girlfriend is saying the same thing. Do you think it's a good idea to introduce them to each other? Then I could bang them both at the same time, they could cuddle each other and I could go to sleep.

 

[CdnGuy]

My wife always complained there was no cuddling after sex, Now my girlfriend is saying the same thing. Do you think it's a good idea to introduce them to each other? Then I could bang them both at the same time, they could cuddle each other and I could go to sleep.

Sure go for it man...don't cry when this happens

 

[Wunderpus]

I just use synthol in my dick.

 

[anonynmous39596706]

Sure go for it man...don't cry when this happens View attachment 25878

What about the fact that I meet my girlfriend in my psychiatrist's waiting room? That might not be good either now that I think about it.

 

[Big_paul]

Keep it up bro, and in no time you will have a career in porn.