Fake fats

[Bob Smith]

So the other day I was shopping at Sams Club for some good low/no-fat refeed foods. Bagels, check. Gatorade, check. Fat free potato chips? I thought, what the hell, Ill give em a try. Taste and texture was ok, but more crunchy than normal chips (btw, I almost never eat chips). I was busy doin something else and not really paying attention to my fat free potato chip intake. Suffice to say, it was a pretty good amount. About an hour later (noon) I end up with the worst case of gas you could imagine! I mean, Ive got more gas than Texaco! The ceiling paint over my office chair was starting to flake off by 1pm! It is now 13 hours after eating those damn chips and I now need to repaint the entire downstairs!! Instead of banning ephedra and prohormones, the FDA needs to ban fake fat!!

Friends dont let friends eat fake fat.

 

[sixfeetfour]

I eat 'em at work with a few bros and it gets down right nasty at times. We have a semi-cubicle type environment and there's 4 of us at the end of our level. Between that and the takeover of the kitchen area with blenders, protein mix and tuna (8-12 cans of tuna a day = 60 per week = horrible orders.) We're not well liked - good thing we account for 90% of the office productivity. It's actually offensive - I'll go out during the day when I return sometimes I can't sit at my desk if the boys have been busy. If we get a package the receptionist will get on the intercom to see if it's safe to come up. Nothing like hearing "You might want to wait about 15 minutes"

 

[jd62]

its the olean that they cook em with. i thunk they taste great and eat em occasionally. Some people have a bad reaction to it, i forgot where but i think in england or canada or somewhere they banned olean.

 

[Bob Smith]

Good for the foreigners! We should follow in their footsteps. My stomach is STILL messed up this morning!

 

[bigcaboi]

Good for the foreigners! We should follow in their footsteps. My stomach is STILL messed up this morning!

LOL I feel ya Bob or should I say SMELL you! Those things leave a film in mouth. Take a week to get it out!

 

[patsfan]

It is banned and read the bag...on some of them it says one of the sides is anal leakage and not the kind BS was referring to.

Pats

 

[Ronin_]

I eat 'em at work with a few bros and it gets down right nasty at times. We have a semi-cubicle type environment and there's 4 of us at the end of our level. Between that and the takeover of the kitchen area with blenders, protein mix and tuna (8-12 cans of tuna a day = 60 per week = horrible orders.) We're not well liked - good thing we account for 90% of the office productivity. It's actually offensive - I'll go out during the day when I return sometimes I can't sit at my desk if the boys have been busy. If we get a package the receptionist will get on the intercom to see if it's safe to come up. Nothing like hearing "You might want to wait about 15 minutes"

LMAO!

 

[dolfe1]

So the other day I was shopping at Sams Club for some good low/no-fat refeed foods. Bagels, check. Gatorade, check. Fat free potato chips? I thought, what the hell, Ill give em a try. Taste and texture was ok, but more crunchy than normal chips (btw, I almost never eat chips). I was busy doin something else and not really paying attention to my fat free potato chip intake. Suffice to say, it was a pretty good amount. About an hour later (noon) I end up with the worst case of gas you could imagine! I mean, Ive got more gas than Texaco! The ceiling paint over my office chair was starting to flake off by 1pm! It is now 13 hours after eating those damn chips and I now need to repaint the entire downstairs!! Instead of banning ephedra and prohormones, the FDA needs to ban fake fat!!

Friends dont let friends eat fake fat.

lmao Buddy you should have read more! I'm guessing those chips contained olestra, could have been worse than gas, they can cause cramps and loose stools!

 

[dolfe1]

lmao Buddy you should have read more! I'm guessing those chips contained olestra, could have been worse than gas, they can cause cramps and loose stools!

BTW there should be a warning lable on the bag.

 

[Bob Smith]

lmao Buddy you should have read more! I'm guessing those chips contained olestra, could have been worse than gas, they can cause cramps and loose stools!

I was trying to keep the post relatively clean.

One good side note, I no longer have to hire a painter to strip the hallway leading upstairs.

 

[ratmonkey]

those olean chips were made by satan so that i can melt my pants.

i swear i'll never eat another one of those abominations again as long as i live. nothing that does that to your intestines can be better for you than good old vegetable oil.

 

[pimpjuice]

Hey bobsmith,,,there is a way to get it banned,,,,LOL

However, you must give 400 bags of them chips to an overweight baseball player, who hasnt did any cardio in a year, who has clogged arteries already, drank 2 kegs of beer the night before, and he must eat all 400 bags of chips in an hour and he must die cause his stomach and ass exploded,,,,LOL,,,then the FDA will ban it,,,,,PJ


Did you guys see where that guy drank 12 gallons of water in a one hour period and died of water toxicity,,,,,we better hope the media dont get ahold of that one,,,,,FDA might ban water in the US then,,,,,PJ