favorite porn stars

Pretty much most of the girls from the original casting couch and exploited college girls.

I like normal, every day looking chicks and some of them are just fucking stellar in my opinion. That and who doesn't like a super hot 18-24 year old chick who's excited to suck cock and get a creampie lol ;)
 
Read an article that college is now the new prostitute factories. Numbers are thru the roof for stong independent millennial women completing useless college degrees giving them unemployable skills and a mountain of debt accessing sugar daddy dating websites. Bitches try trap you by getting pregnant.

4 sugar babies for every sugar daddy.

Go feminism.
 
I should have clarified, letting your dogs lick peanut butter off your ballsack on Friday nights doesn't count.

Also, recording it doesn't make you a pornstar...


Stop being jealous god blessed me with a massive ding dong.
 
Stop being jealous god blessed me with a massive ding dong.

We both know you don't know how to count the numbers on a ruler... I'm sure it covered up a lot of the lines though, on the centimeter side.

Also, anyone over the age of 10 shouldn't be referring to their cock as a ding dong... Unless it's still the size of a ten year old, in which case, carry on.
 
Sir you are obsessed with my makita, (as in power tool). Although a compliment I find it harrassingment and will report you to the government.

Keep an eye out for my porn name in pornhub "john swoll pole filling the hole", no homo.
 
I read in the article she was married. Takes a "special" kind of dude to marry a girl whos been decimated by sooo many men. I cant wrap my head around it
I could never do it.

Mornings at your house......

Wife....."See you later honey I'm going to work to get rammed in every hole by guys with cocks twice the size of yours, love you"

Husband... "Ok honey try not to get cum in your eye again remember what happened last time"
 
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