First Steroid Cycle Expecting life change

[Michael_II]

How do you think everyone feels of having to see your soft, skinny no muscle or definition having ass jerking off under the sheets?

You are here, on my post, i don't give a shit about you and your posts

 

[Michael_II]

I wasn't able to edit post, so ill write down here, this is how i would like to look like after first cycle, maybe he is 2cut, i don't need/want abs, also tattoo is amazing, i am planning to get full cover

 

[Leancuisine]

Keep doing what youre doing.
Just take tren, insulin, and anadrol.
All of them morning and night. You'll look just like that guy

 

[TheQuest]

@Michael_II

You suck

 

[Do3Gs]

I wasn't able to edit post, so ill write down here, this is how i would like to look like after first cycle, maybe he is 2cut, i don't need/want abs, also tattoo is amazing, i am planning to get full cover

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. That's the fucking problem, people think just shooting test in their ass will make them look like this by doing nothing but sitting on the couch, eating Cheetos, jerking off to judge Judy reruns. Keep working out two days a week doing a couple push-ups and fucking dumbbell curls. You'll be there in no time.

 

[Michael_II]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. That's the fucking problem, people think just shooting test in their ass will make them look like this by doing nothing but sitting on the couch, eating Cheetos, jerking off to judge Judy reruns. Keep working out two days a week doing a couple push-ups and fucking dumbbell curls. You'll be there in no time.

I already posted my meal plan, and already asked how many days i should workout, but only retards respond to this post, because of that i am not getting straight answer, you my friend, you are a total retard, rarest of your kind

 

[Thenewera]

Your meal plan is bullshit
The words you say are more bullshit
Nice protein shakes " brah "
I see you're on that bro diet " brah "

Go to EVO they love cum swapping

 

[Michael_II]

Your meal plan is bullshit
The words you say are more bullshit
Nice protein shakes " brah "
I see you're on that bro diet " brah "

Go to EVO they love cum swapping

Even a retard can type "its bullshit" without arguments, you are as useless as the rest, i start to think that this forum is full with braindead people

 

[Do3Gs]

I already posted my meal plan, and already asked how many days i should workout, but only retards respond to this post, because of that i am not getting straight answer, you my friend, you are a total retard, rarest of your kind

I am pretty fucking rare and typically don't knock people but it's fucking horrible seeing this shit day in and day out. Here you go solid advice. Go to bodybuilding.com find a 4-5 day a week workout program any program at this point it doesn't matter. Download MyFitnessPal. Eat 1g of protein per lb of Body weight, 0.5g fat per lb of body weight, 2g of carbs per lb of body weight. Do this for awhile and send me a thank you card later.

 

[Michael_II]

I am pretty fucking rare and typically don't knock people but it's fucking horrible seeing this shit day in and day out. Here you go solid advice. Go to bodybuilding.com find a 4-5 day a week workout program any program at this point it doesn't matter. Download MyFitnessPal. Eat 1g of protein per lb of Body weight, 0.5g fat per lb of body weight, 2g of carbs per lb of body weight. Do this for awhile and send me a thank you card later.

I am getting everything as you said(protein,carb,fat), if you open your blind eyes, and look up, you can clearly see my meal plan on "fitnesspal" you fuckin retard, i want to vomit, after conversations with you, you are nothing but a mentally challenged, ill person

also can you link me down 5 day workout program ? i would love it

 

[Trapmonster]

This post was started earlier then the second one, idk what kind of a retard you need to be, to don't realize that.

I got solid advices about cycle and I am happy about it, also some people telling me when they started there cycle[ at30, 40y.o] maybe that's the reason why nobody knows you? Look at gymshark crew cycling since 15 they are "stars" now, living the life outside of box, unlike most of you, still I don't idolize them I am just saying, they have better life then you in your 40's sitting on steroid forums, talking nonsense and not helping any1.


The guy talking about skinnyfat genetics and how he overcome it, my friend, I don't want to insult your physique but you look "not impressive", at least for me, plus you are sitting on a steroid forums probably u used steroids but still you look like sh1t, if that's how I am gonna look like after years of dedication, then I quit.

I'll post my photos today but I had month off training, as I was in Europe with some friends, I know even if I post a body of Ronnie Coleman some people will start making fun of it, just because they were verbally abused by me, even tho English is far from my native language, I don't understand why most of USA population are such a pussies or such a braindead[not able to argue].


I am posting from my phone so I wasn't able to reply to everyone one by one

Buddy, I trained for 10 years naturally and got up to 186 before getting on trt due to a pituitary gland tumor. So compared to you, a healthy man, I've done a whole lot that you'll ever achieve

 

[Do3Gs]

I am getting everything as you said(protein,carb,fat), if you open your blind eyes, and look up, you can clearly see my meal plan on "fitnesspal" you fuckin retard, i want to vomit, after conversations with you, you are nothing but a mentally challenged, ill person

also can you link me down 5 day workout program ? i would love it

Solid advice and you keep running that cocksucker you call a mouth. Go find a program your fucking self I'm not your fucking momma and if I was your daddy I would have slapped the fuck out of you already for being a fucking idiot. Why not try to help your fucking self instead of expecting everyone to just hand it to you, you self absorbed, entitled, pathetic, lazy, little fuck. I even gave you the fucking website. Do you just stick your dick in the vacuum because your too lazy to jack off??

 

[Michael_II]

Buddy, I trained for 10 years naturally and got up to 186 before getting on trt due to a pituitary gland tumor. So compared to you, a healthy man, I've done a whole lot that you'll ever achieve

I am 98kg 14-16%bf, with few years of training, why you grow so slow ? plus if you already had cycle on your avatar, idk what to say then bro, you have normal body for natural bodybuilder, plus you are not aesthetic, your traps are off the point, disgusting to look at, if i was you, i would have them surgically removed, you look like golum, not better not worth. I don't want to insult your hardwork, but if you worked hard, that means you had shitty genetics.

 

[Michael_II]

Solid advice and you keep running that cocksucker you call a mouth. Go find a program your fucking self I'm not your fucking momma and if I was your daddy I would have slapped the fuck out of you already for being a fucking idiot. Why not try to help your fucking self instead of expecting everyone to just hand it to you, you self absorbed, entitled, pathetic, lazy, little fuck. I even gave you the fucking website. Do you just stick your dick in the vacuum because your too lazy to jack off??

I can find it myself, but i do trust profesional, a person who well knows how to work hard, that's why i asked you to find a program for me, i can find a bad/wrong program, you can find a great program that will help me grow like bamboo

 

[crossfitisgay]

I'm going to start calling you Michelle from now on. bet plenty others will too.. cause you are a BITCH

 

[Do3Gs]

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/docs/2014/stoppani_e-book_revised.pdf Here is a typical "bro split"

 

[master.on]

Why don't you just buy true pharm pct meds at any drugstore instead of using BS RCs?
I've heard that you can buy anything legally, and doctor prescriptions (if needed at all) only cost $20 or even less in Thailand?

Besides it the cycle looks about fine

 

[Do3Gs]

Don't worry about the supplement recommendations on that those are for sales just eat and lift heavy.

 

[Michael_II]

Don't worry about the supplement recommendations on that those are for sales just eat and lift heavy.

Also i take 280g of carbs, how do you reccomend to raise it up ? i can take
NOW Foods Carbo Gain, but if you reccomend food ill take food, ill make sure to lift as heavy as i can

 

[Trapmonster]

I am 98kg 14-16%bf, with few years of training, why you grow so slow ? plus if you already had cycle on your avatar, idk what to say then bro, you have normal body for natural bodybuilder, plus you are not aesthetic, your traps are off the point, disgusting to look at, if i was you, i would have them surgically removed, you look like golum, not better not worth. I don't want to insult your hardwork, but if you worked hard, that means you had shitty genetics.

Haha you must not know what a bulk is. And you obviously pointed out I do have big traps so which is it? Am I small or big? Do you not know what a pituitary gland tumor is and trt and having low t? Look it up. I had levels of 214 that's as much as an 86 year old man and I still made gains. You can't do it naturally with a normal endocrine system? That's pathetic! Your 98kg but how much of that is fat? I'm sure you hold wayyyy more than what you think you do. Throw up pics I'll throw mine up. I've only done one real cycle btw, so technically there's not much difference between you and I other than the fact that I know how to train eat and recover and you don't. You need someone to baby you into training cus you don't know what the fuck you're doing and only go work out twice a week you lazy piece of shit