Girl "releases" too easily?!?!

[Pericles]

Well congratulations on finding love at 43! ...I am not married but that doesn't mean that I don't know how a relationship work... .

And how do they work, please enlighten me. It is pretty clear right now as to why you are a failure in terms of relationships. I suggest that you start getting cats.

Oh, and marriage is about much more than "finding love."

In the brief time I have "known you" I have concluded that I don't want anything to do with you.Welcome to iggy.

 

[Pericles]

Stretch my friend.. you and I have the same 'fortune'. My Fiance' will cum non stop as long as the stimulation continues... one right after the other and soak me down...there will be a 3x3 wet spot on the bed THROUGH the towels! The only reason she would want to stop is her abs get too sore as if doing crunches.

She admits that sometimes driving down the road she needs to have an O because the pressure is too great and so she 'finishes'..she and I love it...

Now on the other hand..'some' women can't stand it..they'd rather never have another one in their life because it's over powering... youtube... 100 orgasms a day ... you'll get a list of women with a condition that 'requires' constant orgasms or they will literally go insane.

All right, sorry about the pissing match...actually, this thread IS about a type of pissing, oh the irony, lol.

Back to the important important issue, you guys will have your beds ruined if not properly covered. I urge you to get a mattress protector. Not only will it protect against fluids, it will also kill bedbugs.I have a sleep tight.

 

[ElliotV]

And how do they work, please enlighten me. It is pretty clear right now as to why you are a failure in terms of relationships. I suggest that you start getting cats.

Oh, and marriage is about much more than "finding love."

In the brief time I have "known you" I have concluded that I don't want anything to do with you.Welcome to iggy.

Why would I need to enlighten you? I thought you had it down...

And that is perfectly fine with me. It's kind of creepy talk to people my dad's age that wear speedos and argue like my 4 year old niece.

 

[CensoredBoardsSuck]

Re: She orgasms too easily?!?!

Almost 30. So you shouldn't be impressed, just jealous gramps.[)]

 

[BBC3]

Re: She orgasms too easily?!?!

That is the PIC that has FINALLY REMOVED my MIND from wondering if he was a pedifile. NO WAY NOW I SEE. LOL A brotha indeed.. LOL

So what would it be like to CATCH A BUZZ with "Mr. Rodgers" I wonder...

 

[MANWHORE]

Re: She orgasms too easily?!?!

This is a serious question. Kinda.

So, I have been spending quality time with a new girl lately, (she's going to read this, so no pics in this thread, but I got you on the PM tip)

But to cut right to it; lets just say the girl finishes around the 8th stroke. We're talking 5-10seconds...no exaggeration...no faking..constriction, spasms, discharge...its not fake.


Now, after 4-5 times of this I mentioned it. Immediately she became horribly, visibly embarrassed. I was shocked at her embarrassment. I mean, for me personally, a girl can't finish too fast. .

Stop using the whole 12" and try just the first 6 ...

Also, your big balls are probably hitting her asshole..
Too much stimulation for her .. Try taping your balls to your leg

 

[Pericles]

Re: She orgasms too easily?!?!

Yes life's gradual decline starts at 30. You can't stop time.

As a now happily married man but former slayer, I will give you some advice...

Bang Everything You Can until you're at least 30. Everything! Hot, Not, Skinny, Fat, Workout Girls, EVERYTHING YOU CAN GET YOUR DICK IN! Quantity, not quality is important right now. Variety is the spice of life.

BUT - make sure you snatch a good one before you're 35. After that all the first round draft picks are gone, you're 90% likely to be only able to get a chick with baggage.

Elliot, you might read this thinking I'm some kind of dickhead, but I'm not - far from it. Hanging on this forum is kind of like hanging in a locker room - you're going to get some uncensored shit. A married married man without many regrets, whatever they may be, is a happily married man. My wife is well aware of my past, and as far as she's concerned, she tamed the beast. A happy man doesn't wander.

Great advice: I have only slept w/ 86 women, if I did it all over again, it would be more than 100.

Guys get married thinking that ensures regular sex.....WRONG. Once you get good (see below) you should be sexing 2 girls a week. BTW, never lie about this fact. If they push it (I always had a Tuesday girl and a Saturday girl. I would only see the one I really liked on Tuesday. Why, because she will wonder why you don't take her out on the weekend, and then say "Are you seeing other women? When a woman asks this, it means she really likes you. Always keep it light and funny, say "other women, only 5 or 6, but you are my favorite, doll face". Similarly, if she asks early on, "have you ever been married" again "only 7 times, is that a problem"? I

A woman will plant things, hair (their actual hair) and earrings. They do that to mark their territory, and they are waaaaaay better at that game then men, so never lie. You don't have to. One night. I had just had sex w/ a girl, and 5 minutes after she left, there was a knock on my door, by the gal I am now (lets call her ana) married to (we had been seeing each other for about 6 week and had great chemistry. I answered the door, and she was obviously pissed! She said "I need my jacket, I left it here." Man, she was smoldering, and w/ in minutes we were having sex (thank you cialis and refractory period) Closest I ever came to a 3 way, lol. Every time we would see each other, she would leave a loooong break up letter. She broke up w/ me 4 times, but finally said "I am going to fight for you." That is when I stopped seeing all other women and Ana was my Sat night date.

I was part of the pick up scene (read the book The Game). and it is a quantity thing. You are going to get rejected, I would first advise getting used to rejection, become immune to rejection, sort of the way a Samurai is not afraid of death. I tell them to "open" (that means starting a convo with) at least 10 women a week. Then, try and number close (get her number) when guys are new, they usually only get 2-3 # a week (IE are rejected 7-8 times). I always tell them are you any worse for the wear, if you didn't approach you would still be in the same place, so go for it.

Once you get the number, wait 4 days to call. If she does not remember you then she never liked you any way. Go for a date close, but chances are slim that that will happen. Then tear up her number. Normally, you will date close only one girl a week (out of 10, see samurai analogy). As you get better, these #s will go up, you will close 7-8 a week and date half of them. And have sex w/ at least 2.

Finally, here is how I met "Ana." I was at Starbucks, and I saw a beautiful gal at a table. I am really into Asian and Latina women (Ana is half Asian half Spanish, yum). But, and here is where I admit I am definitely a bit odd. I like Asian women w/ Caucasian features. My wife has the most beautiful big brow eyes I have ever seen, high cheekbones, full pouty head giving lips, and a narrow nose. I had to talk to her.

I walked by and used the jealous gf opener: I said "can I get a female opinion about something?" Guys, women LOVE giving their opinions. She said yes, I said "my roomate was w/ this gal for 5 years, they were engaged, but it didn't work out. However, my roomie kept all her letters and pictures. Well, the other day his new gf was helping clean his closet, found the pics/letters, and demanded he through them out...Ana, what should he do? She said "what would I do? She said "hell fuck no way my bf would keep those pics, and went on and on about it. I listened, didn't say a thing, but then looked at my watch and said "I have to run, I would like to talk about it some more, may I call you?

She gave me her number. She then asked, where are you going? I said "the Mall, I need some clothes. Do you like clothes (yes she said) do you like shopping, yes, do you like (insert name of mall) yes. That is a proven sales technique called the "Yes Ladder". We went to the mall, had a great time (made out w/ her in the changing room we were pretty much dry humping each other, until I took Mr Johnson out, and then she said (I can't suck you dick here, there are too many people around.) and then I took her back to the car, wanting to keep the date short. I kissed her again, not wanting her to think that sex was all I wanted. Since we came very close to having sex, I called her 2 days later. That is another point, guys, if you have sex w/ a gal, and want to keep seeing her, call the next day and be a complete gentleman. The 4 day rule does not apply here.

 

[Mike Oxbig]

The 'jelous' opener is awful, all of the specific quotes Style used in The Game are repetitive. Attractive women get approached extremely frequantly and many of the said men are familiar with 'The Game.' You're not the first, or second, or third person that has asked the same question verbatim.

Most of the basic PU theories are valid but the community is inundated with 'gurus' that try to feed people bullshit to sell bullshit.

 

[Dr JIM]

Now PC lets treat Elliot with respect.

I mean really why the condescending commentary no doubt used as a means of belittling this bright gal?

Perhaps your peeved since this "youngster" nailed your narcissistic personality disorder somewhere in that first sentence?

Is it possible all your frustration for being banned as a Meso vet, God forbid, is now manifest as overt aggression towards the "lesser sex".

What, are u going to threaten to whoop her arse also.

Yep at this juncture, I suspect you've reached the melting point emotionally, returning to Meso without the anticipated welcome home parade, only to be outdone by some unknown young FEMALE upstart.

Goodness PC I thought you were a bonified Casanova with the ladies, having a Phd, several sports cars, a physique only exceeded by your Speedo, a self glorified "Meso vet", and the capability to protect said lady friend by unloading tons of "whoop ass" on command.

Elliot perhaps a "bow" immediately upon PCs entry would generate the needed kudo's from Meso's star THESPIAN! NOT!


Regards
Elliot

Jim

 

[Stretch]

Now PC lets treat Elliot with respect.

I mean really why the condescending commentary no doubt used as a means of belittling this bright gal?

Perhaps your peeved since this "youngster" nailed your narcissistic personality disorder somewhere in that first sentence?

Is it possible all your frustration for being banned as a Meso vet, God forbid, is now manifest as overt aggression towards the "lesser sex".

What, are u going to threaten to whoop her arse also.

Yep at this juncture, I suspect you've reached the melting point emotionally, returning to Meso without the anticipated welcome home parade, only to be outdone by some unknown young FEMALE upstart.

Goodness PC I thought you were a bonified Casanova with the ladies, having a Phd, several sports cars, a physique only exceeded by your Speedo, a self glorified "Meso vet", and the capability to protect said lady friend by unloading tons of "whoop ass" on command.

Elliot perhaps a "bow" immediately upon PCs entry would generate the needed kudo's from Meso's star THESPIAN! NOT!


Regards
Elliot

Jim

What value does this add to the thread? Or forum for that matter?

 

[Pericles]

The 'jelous' opener is awful, all of the specific quotes Style used in The Game are repetitive. Attractive women get approached extremely frequantly and many of the said men are familiar with 'The Game.' You're not the first, or second, or third person that has asked the same question verbatim.

Most of the basic PU theories are valid but the community is inundated with 'gurus' that try to feed people bullshit to sell bullshit.

True, the G/G opener is a canned line. Of course you have to have natural game, if you want the relationship to go any where. You need to create value in yourself, IE have you act together (don't get drunk every night, Mike= low value).

Education, body building, responsible gear use, a fun and outgoing personality, a good career, these are all things that create value and make a woman want to be w/ you. Actually, the #1 thing is for a man to control his emotions (never try and control a women) the only thing you can do is keep her in love w/ you

Having said that I had a 90 percent number close rate. The thing about the GG opener is it never fails well, almost it did not work for me on 2 occasions, but that is from 80 or more openings, assuming you pass the looks part. A women needs a minimum of a 51% interest level before she will even talk to you. Like I said, 10 openers, 2-3 numbers.

And in regards to Style, and most people miss this, so please try and keep up, did you notice that his gal left him after he went back to just being himself?

 

[Deadballs]

@Pericles

Man the very fact that you know you slept with exactly 86 women sums you right up. It can be one of only 2 things, you are totally full of shit OR you are a complete twat. Not the best odds in the world!

Aren't you supposed to be a 50+ year old man. Shame on you!

 

[Dr JIM]

Oh I don't know Stretch, but since I'm only trying to be supportive of a "noob" I thought you would understand!

 

[cornedbeefhash]

Oh I don't know Stretch, but since I'm only trying to be supportive of a "noob" I thought you would understand!

Haha. This guy is a pompous asshole. You should have sex with a few women before you start throwing advice out there, Jim.

 

[Iatola]

^ isn't it obvious? This is Jim playing his "game" on Elliot Although I personally thought Elliot was holding her own with these guys, Jim felt obligated to jump to her rescue. Why you must ask yourself.

Next up for Jim, the yes ladder: "Elliot, don't you think Pericles is a prick?.. Yes", "and Stretch, can't even keep sheets on the bed, he's quite the lucky duck, isn't he?.. Yes", "now would you mind helping me with with a little experiment? Just crawl up on my examining table, you be the control, and the independent variable we will be testing is my ejaculation praecox"

 

[Stretch]

Oh I don't know Stretch, but since I'm only trying to be supportive of a "noob" I thought you would understand!

Haha...you seem to forget that despite my marijuana use...I still have a decent memory...

Here is how you welcomed this intelligent chemist to our board after she did nothing but provide solid advice with her first post.

With one post, U most certainly don't direct the discussion on any Meso thread, SHILL, lol!

Did you ever recant this? Nope. You just switched tones completely when she put her avatar up. Don't worry I'm sure she didnt notice the complete 180 you pulled.

Given the tone of her responses to your posts, I am willing to bet she doesn't like you too much at all. Conjecture which Elliot can feel free to correct me on.

 

[Pericles]

^ isn't it obvious? This is Jim playing his "game" on Elliot Although I personally thought Elliot was holding her own with these guys, Jim felt obligated to jump to her rescue. Why you must ask yourself.

Next up for Jim, the yes ladder: "Elliot, don't you think Pericles is a prick?.. Yes", "and Stretch, can't even keep sheets on the bed, he's quite the lucky duck, isn't he?.. Yes", "now would you mind helping me with with a little experiment? Just crawl up on my examining table, you be the control, and the independent variable we will be testing is my ejaculation praecox"

Well played sir. Lets take a step back, and look at this thread: It started as a most reasonable question by Stretch. It then devolved into a pissing match.

Now lets look at the forum as a whole, and we will see that 98% of all threads here follow the same pattern. This devolution is is why all the hard core power lifters left this forum for TID. TID is full of competitive body builders and P. lifters. Everyone helps everyone, and rarely do we see the childishness that we see. here. I have also been guilty of being dragged into pissing matches, but after my next few comments that will stop for me. I think the best use of this forum is lurking.

Jim, and his other 2 stooges follow me around from thread to thread saying that my athletic achievements are BS. They say that my avatar is fake, my martial arts background is fake, etc. I proposed that we all meet up and we can see just how fake I am. I mean, If I am a lying old man, then they have nothing to worry about, right. Prior to this offer, I tried several times to hold out the olive branch, was rejected, so I returned to my original offer (which is basically the Gracie Challenge, I taught for Renzo). I was then banned, All the while, Jm is free to rove the boards insulting newcomers and everyone else w/ impunity. The worst part is that Jim is semi literate, how in the hell did he get into med school w/ out being able to construct a grammatically correct paragraph or sentence? It is very disconcerting knowing that the mentally challenged are allowed to practice medicine. On top of the illiteracy factor, if you look in the dictionary for a definition of circumlocution, you will see Jim's picture

Why Millard allows Jim to constantly insult me, I do not know or understand. After the Gracie Challenge incident, I would think that a smart moderator would, after banning me, tell the 3 stooges to stop fucking with me. Right now, there is not one single competitive body builder on the forum besides my self. We had one, who would of done well, but he quit at the 3 week out mark. He was miserable I wanted to tell him that he was exactly where he should be at the 3 week mark, and talked him into not throwing in the towel. Sadly, I was banned and not able to contact him.

So, back to the idea of increasing a woman's' interest level and to all the haters (that would be you, deadballs. Your numbers is probably 2, if that) lets try and stay on point.

The pick up community is primarily about getting women into bed. At the age of 40, that was no longer the primary goal. Of course, yes I wanted sex, but more importantly, I wanted a family. I used a lot of PU techniques, but what about someone who wanted more than just a roll in the hay?

At that point, things change a bit.

This^ is where we start running into problems. Women and men have very, very different approaches to communication and keeping score in a relationship (and guys, they always do, don't forget that fact). Please allow me to illustrate.

Women use a 1 point system. For example, my wife, and every other wife (assuming she is still values the relationship) wants to talk about her day when she comes home. Guys, it is absolutely critical to sit down and listen for 5 minutes.. Don't interrupt and/or go into problem solving mode. Your wife already knows what she is going to do, her sharing is just her thinking out loud, she does not want advice, she just wants to share w/ you. Just listen, and she will love you for ii.

Guys communicate differently. I put a ridiculous $7K stereo in my M3, but it killed my alternator. I then ask a friend "hey, where can I get a custom heavy duty alternator?" That is how men communicate. However, as mentioned, if you cut your wife off and go into problem solving mode, you will lower her interest level.

Women also keep score in a relationship differently than men. And guys, this never ends, trust me. For example a guy will go out and buy his wife a $70K vehicle. Typical guy (and I have been guilty of doing this, bought my wife a Porsche, a Mercedes, a $9k diamond ring). I did all this thinking : just bought
her a car, I should be good for 6 months. WRONG the car and the ring=one point each. Listen to her talk about her day, 1 point, take out the garbage, 1 point. The bottom line is that in a solid marriage, men need to understand how women keep score, and you have to constantly rack up points to keep her in love w/ you.

 

[Pericles]

What value does this add to the thread? Or forum for that matter?

Nothing, it is simply Jims' raison d'etre.

Oh, Censored Boards suck: Thank you for not dog-piling in here. Hopefully our exchanges will be civil from now on/

 

[Iatola]

^ that is good advice my friend; on both topics Jim and women. Haha.

 

[CensoredBoardsSuck]

Nothing, it is simply Jims' raison d'etre.

Oh, Censored Boards suck: Thank you for not dog-piling in here. Hopefully our exchanges will be civil from now on/

Civil from now on?! My conversations with you were always civil. I never once attacked you personally. I only debate ideas. But that doesn't mean I stroke egos. You supported your positions in those debates mostly with errors in logic. i.e., appeal to authority, appeal to accomplishment, etc. and anecdotal evidence. I challenged those logical fallacies by pointing out your claims of accomplishment were just that, "claims." I didn't say you were lying, I simply said your claims cannot be accepted as fact since you are posting under an alias and there is no way to know if said claims are true. You responded to that as if I was attacking your character, when I clearly was not. You were incredulous that anyone would have the audacity to challenge you on your personal achievements. In a final attempt to prove your case, you resorted to your worst error in logic, argumentum ad baculum. And thats what got you banned.

Regarding "dog-piling, from the minute I found out you were banned from what you said in our debate, I refrained from commenting about you on the open forum. However, since your return to Meso, I've counted at least 2 instances in which you have referred to me (albeit indirectly) as a stooge. You obviously have a lot of resentment over what happened but if you wish to debate me in the future, it will be better all-around if you leave the personal attacks out and develope a thicker skin. A MUCH thicker skin.

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