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No idea how in the world you can eat that….ever see that movie with the train that is the last thing on earth…and turns out they all are eating the protein bars…but they turn out to be cockroach bars… forgot the title.

As for the split, and diet. Track macros, eat 100 grams or less of fats. 1.5 gram per protein at least, rest carbs.
 
Are crickets cheaper than whey?
Please tell me you save money by catching them yourself or something bonkers like that. It will make my whole week.
I have a small set up... they barely eat anything.. the only problem is the noise...when i was on tren i would lay there half awake dreaming of murdering giant man-sized crickets, so they stop fucking chirping.
 
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Im 29, 6 foot 2, 230lb
Ditch the cut, up the cricket dose, get huge.

I have a small set up... they barely eat anything.. the only problem is the noise...when i was on tren i would lay there half awake dreaming of murdering giant man-sized crickets, so they stop fucking chirping.
The little bastards stink too. I used to get them to feed my lizards.
You’re not wrong about the chirping, but if you’re out for vengeance, there are other ways to kill them other than eating them. Ha
 
Anyone super curious what a cricket farm looks like…..

I actually saw a earth worm farmer who was a literal underground earth worm casting farmer for organic plant growers…. That was a first, huge set up. Whole basement, 4 tiers high


Curious is there any pics available for what a cricket farming set up looks like?


Also its genious….litterally multiplying your own cricket protein source. Are there any other vitamin content in a cricket?
 
No idea how in the world you can eat that….ever see that movie with the train that is the last thing on earth…and turns out they all are eating the protein bars…but they turn out to be cockroach bars… forgot the title.

As for the split, and diet. Track macros, eat 100 grams or less of fats. 1.5 gram per protein at least, rest carbs.

The thought of a cockroach bar just made me want to clear out my entire pantry. My family likes these little blueberry granola bars and now I can’t help but think we’ve been eating roaches for 4 months
 
I have a small set up... they barely eat anything.. the only problem is the noise...when i was on tren i would lay there half awake dreaming of murdering giant man-sized crickets, so they stop fucking chirping.
I'm not taking sides here but I gotta say this living situation you have is not going to improve your relationship with crickets, my man. I think the crickets would agree whole heartedly.
 
I'm not taking sides here but I gotta say this living situation you have is not going to improve your relationship with crickets, my man. I think the crickets would agree whole heartedly.
you dont know what the crickets think and i dont have to like them. I dont care you say im racist against crickets and dont eat them

I soundproofthe closet and i have a fan going on
I play music on a bluetooth speaker in there and it make them more quiet
in the night
 
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you dont know what the crickets think and i dont have to like them. I dont care you say im racist against crickets and dont eat them

I soundproofthe closet and i have a fan going on
I play music on a bluetooth speaker in there and it make them more quiet
in the night
Alright fair enough.
You sound like you've got the situation under control.
This thread was more informative and a lot more interesting than our usual "how's why driving?" type of post we see here daily.
You also have me re-visiting my old plan to start a small worm-casting operation for my garden. Worms don't scream at me all hours of the night, so how much trouble can they REALLY be?! I'm sure I can handle anything else.
Cricket farming is a solid no-go for me and I genuinely salute you for continuing this operation even though it's clearly affecting your mental health. It's actually impressive.
 
you dont know what the crickets think and i dont have to like them. I dont care you say im racist against crickets and dont eat them

I soundproofed the closet and i have a fan going
I play music on a bluetooth speaker in there and it keeps them more quiet at night

Play a movie for the crickets at night. Maybe Bugs Life? Or Shrek 2?
 
As I understand, fat is for hormones. You are using exogenous hormones, so fat isn't as necessary. Hence why high carb low fat diets are popular amongst gear users.

You can replace all of your hormone with injectables?

Jesus dude... do you know what essential fatty acids are?

I legit can't take more than half the stuff you say seriously at all anymore... you are not giving me excellent mental health.
 
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