Janoshik Analytical laboratory testing services

[janoshik]

No mistakes or no excuses. If that means doing the analysis again to make it defensible and clear then that would be the best to do.

I believe that preliminary data can be used for evaluation of situation.

I'll PM ya.

 

[JJ14]

I have stated it in public on BOP before, that it is certain that there was no mistake made when the samples were tested after which there were 2 sources banned on BOP. One of them along with their rep is spreading easily verifiable lies about me as we speak. All I'm going to say.

Good night.

Well everybody knows pomp is a scammer tgat takes your personal info if something happens between him and a customer and he will look you up and your history. I know cause he did this to me. I advise guys not to give your real name to sources just in case. He also bribes members not to post hgh results and he sells bunk garbage hgh just like the german somatrope 50iu vials were bunk and his rep was telling guys how good it was and he was buying more knowing there were 3 failed hgh serum test. Its cause he dosent know and has no experience with hgh. He is a dick rider and thats why he is his rep and still supports pomp fucking people over as long as it's not him. The dude is a tool why do u think he said he was getting bloodwork to verify but it never happened its cause the results were bad and he isnt gunna let the source look bad since it was blowing over and that's excatly whst a rep isnt supposed to do. Most of these guys dont know a reps position they think you push product and stick up for the source no matter what. Since you had questionable results now they will say all results are question and thats the reason why pomp is back but I know his hgh results you tested were correct cause he gets all his hgh from Mexico. He will fuck someone over again it's just matter of time.

 

[janoshik]

Well, I have to say I don't fancy what is being perpetuated by the said sponsor and the rep about my business. But it's up to them.

 

[T-Bagger]

The Nandrolone Decanoate peak is fairly obvious in there.

The UV spectrum fits deca as well.

Hey @master.on, is this printout sufficient for you?

 

[janoshik]

Hey @master.on, is this printout sufficient for you?

No, I have obviously faked it in two minutes, making me the fastest typing photoshopper in the world

 

[T-Bagger]

No, I have obviously faked it in two minutes, making me the fastest typing photoshopper in the world

I don’t know what he’s looking for, but in my mind what you have just posted above is everything he’s been asking for.

 

[Den84]

another positive feed for jano, very fast and courteous service, he received the sample friday, he advised me, and sent me the report this morning (after 2 days). Great job, thank you jano!

 

[balco]

another positive feed for jano, very fast and courteous service, he received the sample friday, he advised me, and sent me the report this morning (after 2 days). Great job, thank you jano!

Ride that dick

 

[Den84]

Ride that dick

Fuck you and your bullshit! you are not useful to the community! get out

 

[balco]

Fuck you and your bullshit! you are not useful to the community! get out

Haha...

 

[janoshik]

Thank you too, @Den84, it's a pleasure doing business with you.

 

[Nolij]

Sent an email. I need to test stuff.

Let me know the process so I can start

 

[Nolij]

Thank you.

I'm taking that into account, but it simply is not worth my time to play detective anymore and I'm willing to forfeit the potential money I'm losing for doing this.

It will not be much in my opinion and to be completely honest with you, the people requesting the most over here are usually bringing in zero business or very little at all.

The best customers can figure out the way to verify the quality of my services themselves easily without being a pain in the ass.

Sending duplicate sample, or sending testosterone cypionate labeled as enanthate had been common ones and it doesn't cost me the time to run 50 additional compounds to compare it to should the sample be something exotic. Nor will I have to deal with 50 emails about "but i don't want to tell you what I'm having tested."

With well over 1000 blind samples under my belt and literally every single of my customers happy with my work, I'll let that speak for me.

Members here can make their choice. They can choose to compare the pros and cons of working with me or they can choose a different service with their pros and cons.

What if I told you it’s test E but the vial had deca in it for example as the sponsor I bought it from faked it, wouldn’t you have to run more tests to figure out whats in the vial ?

 

[janoshik]

What if I told you it’s test E but the vial had deca in it for example as the sponsor I bought it from faked it, wouldn’t you have to run more tests to figure out whats in the vial ?

The following compounds are tested for in oils by default with a single test:
Testosterone propionate, phenylpropionate, isocaproate, enanthate, cypionate, decanoate, undecanoate
Sustanon 250
Trenbolone base acetate, enanthate, hexahydrobenzylcarbonate
Nandrolone decanoate, phenylpropionate
Boldenone undecylenate (equipoise)
Drostanolone enanthate (masteron enanthate), propionate (Masteron propionate)
Methenolone enanthate (Primobolan enanthate)
Trestolone acetate (MENT)
1-testosterone cypionate (DHB, dihydroboldenone)

Usually more tests must be run only in case there are some interferences, like impurity obscuring the hormone of interest or something like that or if there's some sort of other problem.

 

[Den84]

The following compounds are tested for in oils by default with a single test:
Testosterone propionate, phenylpropionate, isocaproate, enanthate, cypionate, decanoate, undecanoate
Sustanon 250
Trenbolone base acetate, enanthate, hexahydrobenzylcarbonate
Nandrolone decanoate, phenylpropionate
Boldenone undecylenate (equipoise)
Drostanolone enanthate (masteron enanthate), propionate (Masteron propionate)
Methenolone enanthate (Primobolan enanthate)
Trestolone acetate (MENT)
1-testosterone cypionate (DHB, dihydroboldenone)

Usually more tests must be run only in case there are some interferences, like impurity obscuring the hormone of interest or something like that or if there's some sort of other problem.

Stanozolol isn’t in this list, so if I will send to you a oil sample or water suspension sample containing stanozolol, you can’t accept it as blind sample ?

 

[janoshik]

Stanozolol isn’t in this list, so if I will send to you a oil sample or water suspension sample containing stanozolol, you can’t accept it as blind sample ?

Theoretically I could, but I won't, because I would risk providing unrepresentative result.

Suspensions require special instructions on the customer side - as suspensions are not homogenous by default, the chance that my customers would take sample that is not representative (part of the liquid with higher or lower amount of suspended particles than the true average value) is quite high in my experience.

Therefore, for suspensions I require either whole container (amp. or vial) to be sent, or small aliquot (part) be taken under specified conditions.

 

[Den84]

Theoretically I could, but I won't, because I would risk providing unrepresentative result.

Suspensions require special instructions on the customer side - as suspensions are not homogenous by default, the chance that my customers would take sample that is not representative (part of the liquid with higher or lower amount of suspended particles than the true average value) is quite high in my experience.

Therefore, for suspensions I require either whole container (amp. or vial) to be sent, or small aliquot (part) be taken under specified conditions.

Thank you for explanation, I have a stanozolol Suspension 1 ml amps that I would like to test, so is better to send it in original amp. how many ampoules are needed?

 

[janoshik]

Thank you for explanation, I have a stanozolol Suspension 1 ml amps that I would like to test, so is better to send it in original amp. how many ampoules are needed?

Yes, ampule is perfect.

1 amp should be enough, but just in case and if it's possible, I would prefer being sent two.

 

[janoshik]

I've been asked to react to several members, who feel the need to bring me up in an entirely different thread and lack the mental capacity necessary for using a search button or straight out lie about me and my business. One can only wonder what their motivations to lie are Maybe that's why I have most of them on block.

I apologize for not acting up the standard and mockery in the rest of the post, but I don't believe that individuals I have on block got there unreasonably, they have repeatedly shown that they don't deserve respect of mine and I will keep on ignoring them.

The only pics I’ve ever seen Jano post was when he and Mercury were posting dick pics and the hplc machines happened to be in the background.

I'm sure you'll enjoy the collection below, meant for the less capable members of the community, then

For some reason imgur images posted on meso don't show for me, so you gotta use direct links.

Hey @mands




I apologize, Mrs. Mathilde, but you ought to get your eyesight or brain checked then.

Or would you be just lying out of habit again?

I schooled you on how proper raw data looks in your very own thread years ago.
THE new "Generic" HGH Assay PAGE! AAA testing

You must have seen that, as you post right underneath it.

Then in the same thread (OT: hey, @mands remember that colossal failure of a testing you've had with Jim and how every able chemist, including Analyzer wrecked your little project? I wonder how that must have felt. Probably terrible enough to not attempt anything like that ever again because I helped you realize you lack the wits necessary. You are welcome by the way - I'm always eager to help.) I posted another set of raw data.

THE new "Generic" HGH Assay PAGE! AAA testing

https://imgur.com/gallery/1njmi

Now, there are of course also other data I posted, because I posted so much data on this forum it's almost as if you had try or lie to not be able to notice

Experience with Alpha Pharma

Oh, here are the calibration curves in a thread you posted in as well:
Janoshik Analytical laboratory testing services

And massive amounts of raw data right below:
Janoshik Analytical laboratory testing services

Wait, what's beneath? Could it be? Really ?

Janoshik Analytical laboratory testing services

https://imgur.com/gallery/qF03xMv

Oh, yeah, right, stamped pictures of EU Ph. reference standard delivered on ice

I don't know what I ought to do about your constant need to lie.
It's pretty pathetic to be frank.

Would the usual process be asking @millard to make this a sticky or something?

A...Jano provides NOTHING when asked for verification of standards himself for his own testing...

...he should be providing the same which he is asking of others...

...To this day, Jano has NEVER provided any evidence of himself even owning a standard, ever...

...he was literally asked for one for years and never provided one...

Hey, @Sdryx , this literally proves why I have you on ignore. Because you are both liar and stupid to the point that taking any note of what you spew is waste of time. I know you are probably not bright enough to realize it and not virtuous enough to be ashamed of yourself, but sometimes I like to try to show you a mirror, as to say, in hope of doing a good deed to your useless existence and people around you.

 

[mands]

I've been asked to react to several members, who feel the need to bring me up in an entirely different thread and lack the mental capacity necessary for using a search button or straight out lie about me and my business. One can only wonder what their motivations to lie are Maybe that's why I have most of them on block.

I apologize for not acting up the standard and mockery in the rest of the post, but I don't believe that individuals I have on block got there unreasonably, they have repeatedly shown that they don't deserve respect of mine and I will keep on ignoring them.



I'm sure you'll enjoy the collection below, meant for the less capable members of the community, then

For some reason imgur images posted on meso don't show for me, so you gotta use direct links.

Hey @mands

View attachment 109556


I apologize, Mrs. Mathilde, but you ought to get your eyesight or brain checked then.

Or would you be just lying out of habit again?

I schooled you on how proper raw data looks in your very own thread years ago.
THE new "Generic" HGH Assay PAGE! AAA testing

You must have seen that, as you post right underneath it.

Then in the same thread (OT: hey, @mands remember that colossal failure of a testing you've had with Jim and how every able chemist, including Analyzer wrecked your little project? I wonder how that must have felt. Probably terrible enough to not attempt anything like that ever again because I helped you realize you lack the wits necessary. You are welcome by the way - I'm always eager to help.) I posted another set of raw data.

THE new "Generic" HGH Assay PAGE! AAA testing

https://imgur.com/gallery/1njmi

Now, there are of course also other data I posted, because I posted so much data on this forum it's almost as if you had try or lie to not be able to notice

Experience with Alpha Pharma

Oh, here are the calibration curves in a thread you posted in as well:
Janoshik Analytical laboratory testing services

And massive amounts of raw data right below:
Janoshik Analytical laboratory testing services

Wait, what's beneath? Could it be? Really ?

Janoshik Analytical laboratory testing services

https://imgur.com/gallery/qF03xMv

Oh, yeah, right, stamped pictures of EU Ph. reference standard delivered on ice

I don't know what I ought to do about your constant need to lie.
It's pretty pathetic to be frank.

Would the usual process be asking @millard to make this a sticky or something?



Hey, @Sdryx , this literally proves why I have you on ignore. Because you are both liar and stupid to the point that taking any note of what you spew is waste of time. I know you are probably not bright enough to realize it and not virtuous enough to be ashamed of yourself, but sometimes I like to try to show you a mirror, as to say, in hope of doing a good deed to your useless existence and people around you.

Haha you have been asked to react? Cough cough cough. BS. Of course you reading comprehension is for crap as usual. I stated you have never posted data that I have seen. Not sure where you posted the above but haven't seen it.

Well still waiting on the raw data from when you tested my GH. Oh wait! What you really didn't test it? Just lied about testing it and continued to lie for years about it. Hmmmm maybe this is why your harassment of other sources doesn't come off as any type of respectfulness.

I would like to congratulate you on deceiving all those at PM you have lied to for years. At least a few have tossed you aside the others are sheep and feel like you are the only option. Great job at that.

Have a wonderful weekend. How's the ex of yours? She still in the business of talking about how little of a man you are?

Funny I'm on ignore but you really can't help yourself from commenting about me. You just can't help yourself can you.

mands