Janoshik Analytical laboratory testing services

[janoshik]

Any packs from USA Lannding USPS faster ?

Yep. I'd say it's about the same as pre-pandemic now.
Thank god.

I'm not sure what country Jano is in I typically picture eastern block russia or something but do NOT use USPS if you want your sample back before you end up using all of your product lol. Courier it for sure.

Я точно не русский, товарищ

 

[Mjjh20]

Well if others are using USPS and he’s landing packs in let’s say few weeks i dont even care if it took a month. Just not trying to pay a lot for FedEx when I can pay less for USPS I don’t plan on using this gear until I get it tested ...

 

[janoshik]

It's been more like 10-14 days lately from the US via USPS.

 

[Mjjh20]

Not too bad

 

[janoshik]

I have always assumed Jano was in the USA. Although that is purely just me thinking that most people on this forum are from the USA.

100% he is somewhere in the EU/eastern europe as I've seen US guys complain of shipping times if you send via USPS. @janoshik care to shed some light.

Atleast in CA we have a free FTIR service but it only verifies items not quantitative data :/ Meant for harm reduction but ppl clearly send a lot of AAS tablets/oils.

I'm in Europe. I have hundreds of happy clients from the UK, feel free to hit me up at info@janoshik.com if you wish, @SoulTrader

 

[SoulTrader]

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I'm in Europe. I have hundreds of happy clients from the UK, feel free to hit me up at info@janoshik.com if you wish, @SoulTrader

Sent you a message. Thanks Jano

 

[janoshik]

Please, expect minor delays with shipping due to the fact the pretty much entire continent is in lockdown.

 

[canadian mutant]

ever clear up the shit with mands?

 

[janoshik]

ever clear up the shit with mands?

I'm quite content with not interacting with the individual at all.

Any particular reason to be bringing that up?

 

[janoshik]

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[canadian mutant]

I'm quite content with not interacting with the individual at all.

Any particular reason to be bringing that up?

You know why.

 

[janoshik]

You know why.

To troll or to waste my time?
Well then, kindly fuck off and reconsider your life choices.

Have a good day.

 

[canadian mutant]

To troll or to waste my time?
Well then, kindly fuck off and reconsider your life choices.

Have a good day.

I was going to go easy on U but u just woke up the beast
Informing users about your shady past is a troll to you cuz ur here to milk every last dollar from our members u can before fucking off again.
U are the luckiest guy in the world to still be allowed to have a thread on here. And you know that. Skull said it best. You’re shady. And you always will be.

PSA: Everyone should be very careful in business dealings with janoshik. Jano used to submit results to members on gear he tested when he never actually received the gear (the gear was actually seized by customs when it was sent out to his lab) but results for the gear showed up any way !

whether he even has hplc or not nobody knows, but what we do know is he’s extremely shady.

proceed with caution my friends. meso community comes first over venders. It’s important this information is out there @janoshok

 

[janoshik]

I was going to go easy on U but u just woke up the beast
Informing users about your shady past is a troll to you cuz ur here to milk every last dollar from our members u can before fucking off again.
U are the luckiest guy in the world to still be allowed to have a thread on here. And you know that. Skull said it best. You’re shady. And you always will be.

PSA: Everyone should be very careful in business dealings with janoshik. Jano used to submit results to members on gear he tested when he never actually received the gear (the gear was actually seized by customs when it was sent out to his lab) but results for the gear showed up any way !

whether he even has hplc or not nobody knows, but what we do know is he’s extremely shady.

proceed with caution my friends. meso community comes first over venders. It’s important this information is out there @janoshok

k.

 

[Songoku06]

@janoshik

can you post pictures of your lab? with meso rx date tag please

thank you

 

[janoshik]

@janoshik

can you post pictures of your lab? with meso rx date tag please

thank you

The pictures were already posted on Meso multiple times.
Apologies, I won't reposting the same stuff over and over again.

 

[pharmasource]

Janos doing what he does best playing games, downloading volumes upon volumes of DATA!


IMO he is NOT TRUSTWORTHY!

Jim

Do you send him any samples for test ?
I do. Around 100 samples, most of them blind. Some of them tested by Jano and the same sample in Lab4tox Poland. Results same, with minimal divergence. So ?

 

[canadian mutant]

The pictures were already posted on Meso multiple times.
Apologies, I won't reposting the same stuff over and over again.

was this before or after u got banned for a year for posting fake lab results for gear u were sent that got seized by customs?
Shady fuck
We look out for each other on meso
So post what we ask u if u wanna set up shop
Or u can fuck off again
Ur a lucky dude to even have a thread on here after the shit u pulled
So post what we ask or kick rocks

 

[lynxpoint]

Hi, I am not trying to get in the middle of the argument here, just a curious member and wanted to see if anyone has a link to the thread where Jano has posted photos of his equipment before. I just finished browsing all 72 pages of media on meso and besides seeing a lot of selfies, I couldn't find any pics of lab equipment. Thank you!

 

[janoshik]

was this before or after u got banned for a year for posting fake lab results for gear u were sent that got seized by customs?
Shady fuck
We look out for each other on meso
So post what we ask u if u wanna set up shop
Or u can fuck off again
Ur a lucky dude to even have a thread on here after the shit u pulled
So post what we ask or kick rocks

suddenly, you've promoted yourself to the meso spokesman.
and yet, nobody missed you for two years.

what a tragic irrelevant troll you are.

meanwhile I am providing the most used, most reliable and fastest testing service there is over here with literally all my customers testifying so.

go be inconsequential somewhere else.

Hi, I am not trying to get in the middle of the argument here, just a curious member and wanted to see if anyone has a link to the thread where Jano has posted photos of his equipment before. I just finished browsing all 72 pages of media on meso and besides seeing a lot of selfies, I couldn't find any pics of lab equipment. Thank you!

look into other threads then, I've posted equip pictures as early as 2015 or 2016.

this thread is younger than that.