Janoshik Analytical laboratory testing services

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

Bbbg please spoon feed me here but is Jano our only current option for testing that you're aware of?

Lab4Tox also has a thread here. They’re a little more expensive and they don’t accept bitcoin.

 

[Sp2.0]

Lab4Tox also has a thread here. They’re a little more expensive and they don’t accept bitcoin.

They said they accept cash. Not exactly sure how smoothly that would go.

 

[amtont]

Bbbg please spoon feed me here but is Jano our only current option for testing that you're aware of?

Lab4Tox also has a thread here. They’re a little more expensive and they don’t accept bitcoin.

They said they accept cash. Not exactly sure how smoothly that would go.

Im not sure if Aegean Analyzer is still testing stuff as well. I messaged him back in April when I was sending stuff in but decided to go with Jano.

Honestly Jano is pretty helpful in terms of how to ship stuff etc. and most of his recent tests I have seen have been on point blends etc. Its not his fault USPS sucks.

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

They said they accept cash. Not exactly sure how smoothly that would go.

Well same advice, in label the sample “sex lube”. Put it in a box with a dildo and maybe put cash in an envelope and scrawl “buy yourself something that makes you feel purty”. Oh and draw a heart. [emoji106]

 

[Sp2.0]

Well same advice, in label the sample “sex lube”. Put it in a box with a dildo and maybe put cash in an envelope and scrawl “buy yourself something that makes you feel purty”. Oh and draw a heart. [emoji106]

Sounds awesome but I can't feel any purtier then I already do. I was more thinking proof of payment. I'm not the most trusting person on the planet.

 

[DrinkFlintWater]

Lab4Tox also has a thread here. They’re a little more expensive and they don’t accept bitcoin.

Thanks man

 

[janoshik]

Anyone from the UK sent AAS over for testing? Best way of hiding a single vial from customs? Can it be traced back to the sender if caught? Apologies for the ill-informed here lol

No customs between UK and me... Yet.

Call it “sex lube” and put it in a box with a dildo. [emoji6]

Wouldn't be the first time

Yeah we've emailed a little. Just wanted to see from users here first, but that stealth method is good to know haha

I literally ask people to not use stealth mate

 

[janoshik]

Lab4Tox also has a thread here. They’re a little more expensive and they don’t accept bitcoin.

Also my worst T/A is their best at 2/3 the price, now that they are mentioned in my thread

 

[mands]

Also, if anybody has any interest about analyses for legal supplements etc. that could generate some volume, please, let me know.

A friend is kickstarting his own analytical company and he's looking for some business so if I can help him this way, I'll be glad to

You going to turn him in to authorities like your last associate and friend at the university?

mands

 

[janoshik]

My thoughts and prayers are with your close ones for having to suffer you, Mands.

I'm sure you make them proud with your incessant trolling and lack of achievements.

 

[amtont]

Yep, had TDs with USPS this week ranging from March to stuff sent 7 days ago with USPS.

Any USPS TDs recently? What time period and any from the middle of the US?

 

[janoshik]

Any USPS TDs recently? What time period and any from the middle of the US?

Not this week yet. Last week there were some Florida from 2mo ago, others I don't recall mate, sorry.

 

[amtont]

Not this week yet. Last week there were some Florida from 2mo ago, others I don't recall mate, sorry.

Thanks! Let me know if mine arrives. The main question is will mine be over/under 4 months? Im taking the over LOL

 

[Mazahakus]

Are there any recent labs on DO finished products?

 

[DrinkFlintWater]

Thanks! Let me know if mine arrives. The main question is will mine be over/under 4 months? Im taking the over LOL

That's weird man...my buddy got his pack to Jano in 2 weeks from the midwest

 

[amtont]

That's weird man...my buddy got his pack to Jano in 2 weeks from the midwest

Did he use USPS or Fed Ex or DHL? I used USPS because Fed Ex or DHL was going to be $170 but I wish I had because USPS still cost me $70 and I might as well have dropped it in the ocean LOL.

Mine took a month to leave the US and its been on a boat or some shit I assume for the last 2.5 months.

If he used USPS I wonder if they have started using planes again...

 

[shawn2551]

Did he use USPS or Fed Ex or DHL? I used USPS because Fed Ex or DHL was going to be $170 but I wish I had because USPS still cost me $70 and I might as well have dropped it in the ocean LOL.

Mine took a month to leave the US and its been on a boat or some shit I assume for the last 2.5 months.

If he used USPS I wonder if they have started using planes again...

My pack took almost 7 weeks USPS. Sat in Miami for forever.

 

[janoshik]

Are there any recent labs on DO finished products?

Hello, unless they are published, I cannot disclose data of my clients.

 

[CompoundLifts31]

Well same advice, in label the sample “sex lube”. Put it in a box with a dildo and maybe put cash in an envelope and scrawl “buy yourself something that makes you feel purty”. Oh and draw a heart. [emoji106]

The heart is what seals the deal...

 

[BigCactus]

You going to turn him in to authorities like your last associate and friend at the university?

mands

You should see how he's behaving here when he gets called out: Aegean Analyzer - Steroid Lab Tests

He's still the same child as was when he started here.