Janoshik Analytical laboratory testing services

[amtont]

Not this week yet. Last week there were some Florida from 2mo ago, others I don't recall mate, sorry.

Time for the weekly.

Any USPS TDs recently? What time period and any from the middle of the US?

 

[janoshik]

Had a court day today, so I wasn't at work, will let you know tomorrow.

About past week, I've already forgotten, my apologies.

Last pack I got was from Russia, tho, that I remember, because it had wrong paperwork

EDIT: Actually I do remember now, I got some stuff from US, TX, sent April, last week!

 

[janoshik]

Time for the weekly.

Any USPS TDs recently? What time period and any from the middle of the US?

I shit you not mate, just landed on me table <3

 

[amtont]

I shit you not mate, just landed on me table <3

Got to give Jano a lot of credit. He was extremely quick to get results and nailed all the samples. 5 Raws and 4 Finished oils. Will definitely use his services again. Just not USPS!! Also very good at explaining shipping process and answering emails. From everything I have seen he has been on point with all his tests over the past year.

 

[janoshik]

USPS seem to be getting on track with recent packs!

 

[BigCactus]

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[Ferenor]

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Reported mate, don't go spam on Jano thread please.

 

[eery]

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[MadBret]

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Funny that you have the time to come post over here talking shit but you still have refused to post up results in the thread you are obviously being paid to shill in. You have made yourself look like a clown and nobody is buying your BS.

If you aren't AA or he isn't compensating you, you are doing him no favors with your weak attempts at shilling.

Or maybe Jano is pulling some reverse psychology. Either way, in my opinion, your credibility is shot at this point.

 

[janoshik]

Unidentified package of 20 samples received from USA.
Shipped 7 days ago.

If the sender is reading this: you've shipped with FedEx and you probably didn't let me know the tracking number, do it ASAP please.

Thank you

 

[janoshik]

Tutanota is all sorts of fucked up, if I have not replied your email within 24 hours, please, resend.

 

[janoshik]

Unidentified package of 20 samples received from USA.
Shipped 7 days ago.

If the sender is reading this: you've shipped with FedEx and you probably didn't let me know the tracking number, do it ASAP please.

Thank you

Solved.

 

[jbw]

Latest report from janoshik. Always responding very fast to my questions. Thanks a lot!

 

[Iron_Yuppie]

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Latest report from janoshik. Always responding very fast to my questions. Thanks a lot!

Where'd these blue tops come from if you don’t mind my asking?

 

[janoshik]

Current discount and credit programs are being slowly phased out.

These were initially meant to provide cheaper service to clients and reduce workloads and paperwork for me, however, they turned out to do quite the opposite - overcomplicating things and clients trying to 'play the system.'

Thank you for understanding.

 

[janoshik]

Testing.... It comes up every so often, which is fine... We don't recognize Jano as a valid tester. There's been too many inconsistencies, remember Mands GH? And differing test results from the same batches of raws. Now this maybe telegraphed from the sender, or who knows. Don't care. It's not open for discussion, we flat out don't recognize Jano's testing.

Find an accredited testing facility of your chose if testing is a concern for you.

Well, fair enough, no point in arguing. I don't recognize your HPLC testing either and nor do my clients for a good reason

 

[janoshik]

At the rep level I get to see alot of test results, and his are all over the place for the exact same product out of the exact same batch.

Well, could you pretty pretty please post those reports over here?

I think it would be a wonderful way to make a point and help the community big time.

It would also be a great help for me, as none of my clients had yet mentioned anything like that. In fact, they all mentioned that if something tested like shit with me, it also tested like shit with Lab4Tox, which would be quite a spectacular coincidence.

 

[Opti]

Thank you once again @janoshik for the prompt T/A. Once in his possession I received results in less than 1 business day.

 

[Mjjh20]

Any packs from USA Lannding USPS faster ?

 

[muscletrain]

Any packs from USA Lannding USPS faster ?

I'm not sure what country Jano is in I typically picture eastern block russia or something but do NOT use USPS if you want your sample back before you end up using all of your product lol. Courier it for sure.