Janoshik Analytical laboratory testing services

[janoshik]

Thanks for the update. Were any of them from the middle of the US by any chance? Or what were the dates on those packs?

If you dont know or dont have time to check its fine.

Thanks!

I honestly don't know for sure, but I think there was a May pack from middle US.

 

[amtont]

I honestly don't know for sure, but I think there was a May pack from middle US.

Thanks for the info! Thats understandable I dont know anything about Czech Republic geography haha. It would probably be like Michigan, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin, Iowa etc.

 

[janoshik]

Please, do not contact me about testing narcotics, benzodiazepines or other questionable chemicals of similar nature.

However much I'd love to help with harm reduction in that regard, I do not posses license to handle those. If I obtain such license, I will make sure to let everybody know.

 

[janoshik]

HEAVY METAL TESTING - As, Cd, Hg, Pb now offered for 80 Euro per sample.

Other elemental analyses available too.

 

[janoshik]

Also, if anybody has any interest about analyses for legal supplements etc. that could generate some volume, please, let me know.

A friend is kickstarting his own analytical company and he's looking for some business so if I can help him this way, I'll be glad to

 

[amtont]

Any USPS TDs recently? What time period and any from the middle of the US?

Thanks!

 

[janoshik]

Any USPS TDs recently? What time period and any from the middle of the US?

Thanks!

Yep, had TDs with USPS this week ranging from March to stuff sent 7 days ago with USPS.

 

[shawn2551]

Any USPS TDs recently? What time period and any from the middle of the US?

Thanks!

I used USPS and it took almost 7 weeks

 

[amtont]

I used USPS and it took almost 7 weeks

Ive got you doubled lol. Going on 14 weeks.....

 

[shawn2551]

Ive got you doubled lol. Going on 14 weeks.....

Ouch, I wondering how that happens. I know it sat in customs or wherever it goes for a long time before it left. I wo der how they decide what goes or needs to be held up. I didn't send any AAS so maybe that's why it went quicker

 

[amtont]

Ouch, I wondering how that happens. I know it sat in customs or wherever it goes for a long time before it left. I wo der how they decide what goes or needs to be held up. I didn't send any AAS so maybe that's why it went quicker

I doubt USPS knows whats in the pack. I think it has to do with which port it left the United States out of as there are 5 major hubs. Thats why I was asking Jano what part of the country they were from. I think some also get stuck on boats (you) or really fucking slow boats (me) and some were lucky to get on planes (stuff sent 7 days ago). Maybe @janoshik can explain better or have more info.

 

[janoshik]

I can't sum it up better than you did.

 

[amtont]

I can't sum it up better than you did.

Unfortunately I dont think anyone can sum it up at all LOL. You think there is any hope for my pack or you would just resend it? I feel like since you are still getting stuff from March there is still a chance. Maybe wait until the end of the month and see?

 

[janoshik]

Unfortunately I dont think anyone can sum it up at all LOL. You think there is any hope for my pack or you would just resend it? I feel like since you are still getting stuff from March there is still a chance. Maybe wait until the end of the month and see?

It will arrive. The only question is when. Still receiving March packs as of Friday.

 

[shawn2551]

I have some results from Jano..Sent of some accutane from a source that has since gone away.
As thought it was bunk.
Jano was great

 

[janoshik]

Please, allow for minor delays (24-48 hours) before all emails are answered.

 

[Springfeeel]

Anyone from the UK sent AAS over for testing? Best way of hiding a single vial from customs? Can it be traced back to the sender if caught? Apologies for the ill-informed here lol

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

Anyone from the UK sent AAS over for testing? Best way of hiding a single vial from customs? Can it be traced back to the sender if caught? Apologies for the ill-informed here lol

Did you email Jano? He tells you what to do. An unmarked 1-2 ml vial could literally be anything. They aren’t going to test it. They’d have to have an idea of what it is first.

Call it “sex lube” and put it in a box with a dildo. [emoji6]

 

[Springfeeel]

Yeah we've emailed a little. Just wanted to see from users here first, but that stealth method is good to know haha

 

[DrinkFlintWater]

Did you email Jano? He tells you what to do. An unmarked 1-2 ml vial could literally be anything. They aren’t going to test it. They’d have to have an idea of what it is first.

Call it “sex lube” and put it in a box with a dildo. [emoji6]

Bbbg please spoon feed me here but is Jano our only current option for testing that you're aware of?