Janoshik Analytical laboratory testing services

[janoshik]

Those are the dates they were mailed or the days they left the US?

I shipped mine close to 2 months ago but didn't leave the US for over a month. Trying to figure out if it will arrive in July or September LOL

Dates they were mailed. (Stamp dates)

 

[amtont]

Dates they were mailed. (Stamp dates)

Ok thanks. I would have to think mine should arrive by the end of July at the latest. I really need the result by then. I would really rather not spend another $150-$200 to resend.

 

[janoshik]

Minor changes to usual terms and condition in my email signature:
2. All emails are deleted after 14 days. All data except verification data are deleted after 14 days. Exception - massive data loss took place 29.JUNE.2020 due to severe accident.

5. Unfulfilled orders and remaining credit are nullified after 6 months. THIS HAS BEEN PROLONGED TO 12 MONTHS DUE TO CORONA.

I apologize deeply, but I will not keep data on orders that are not in progress/without update for over 12 months. After discussing it with several people, it is preferred for protection of my clients that I do not contact them about the orders they have not proceeded with in order to prevent any possibility of trouble.

 

[janoshik]

On a brighter note, most recent regular USPS package received is dated 13th of May.

 

[janoshik]

On a less bright note, it seems the dimer measuring machine blew the fuck up, to put it mildly. Dimer measurements will be delayed by unknown period of time.

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

On a less bright note, it seems the dimer measuring machine blew the fuck up, to put it mildly. Dimer measurements will be delayed by unknown period of time.

Jano, I hope your dimer measuring machine gets well soon...

 

[janoshik]

Jano, I hope your dimer measuring machine gets well soon...

Thank you.

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

Thank you.

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Lol. Pretty sure I just got the BigBaldPussy picture! Thanks Jano.

 

[janoshik]

USPS packs as recent as early June from CA and MA were received.

 

[penche]

Lately been using @janoshik For all my blind samples and I can’t say enough good things about the service. I’ve sent possibly over 8-10 samples from blends to single compounds and very satisfied with all my results. Thank you Jano keep up the good work sir. The service is fast

 

[Bulldog413]

Jano can you guys test MK677?

 

[janoshik]

Jano can you guys test MK677?

Yes, it's a routine sample for us.

If you'd like to have it tested, please, email me at info@janoshik.com

Thank you

 

[janoshik]

I answered over 200 emails in past 24 hours, if some slipped by and I didn't answer, let me know please. Thank you.

 

[Zarioh]

Are you able to identify dosage+active ingredient if you just recieve a pill with no information of whats in it? Also are you able to test whether its contaminated`?

 

[jJjburton]

Well from optis testing and janos. It shows anything shipped has zero degradation. So at least anything unreconstituted shipped has no issue.

 

[janoshik]

Are you able to identify dosage+active ingredient if you just recieve a pill with no information of whats in it? Also are you able to test whether its contaminated`?

I only test common anabolic steroids blind.

Anything else I don't test without a well defined analytical goal: such as - I want to know how much chemical XY is in there, or I want to find out identity of major constituents, I want a screening GCMS analysis of the sample, etc.

I refuse to test narcotics, benzos, benzos that were not yet made illegal and anything like that.

 

[janoshik]

All emails answered, all received samples tested.

Have a good weekend guys.

 

[janoshik]

If your email is full or otherwise not functional when receipt confirmation or results are emailed, the data are available for 14 days. After that they might or might not be available and order is considered fulfilled.

 

[janoshik]

Also, a bunch of samples from March and April from West Coast of US shipped through USPS had arrived. If you have not been sent email about receipt, yours was not among them.

Cheers

 

[amtont]

Also, a bunch of samples from March and April from West Coast of US shipped through USPS had arrived. If you have not been sent email about receipt, yours was not among them.

Cheers

Thanks for the update. Were any of them from the middle of the US by any chance? Or what were the dates on those packs?

If you dont know or dont have time to check its fine.

Thanks!