Janoshik Analytical laboratory testing services

[Sampei]

@janoshik I can't sleep at night without my lab test results, my hairs are falling out, not it's not the PRIMO I swearrrrrrrrrr

 

[undersc0re]

Is there a service where we can pay to have all the test results ever done on a specific ugl in the past emailed to us or would we need to send in our own samples?
Can this lab detect lipi polysaccharides at all or is that just almost impossible?

 

[janoshik]

Is there a service where we can pay to have all the test results ever done on a specific ugl in the past emailed to us or would we need to send in our own samples?
Can this lab detect lipi polysaccharides at all or is that just almost impossible?

We don't share results of other clients.

We offer endotoxin (lipopolysaccharide) testing.
Cheers

 

[undersc0re]

We don't share results of other clients.

We offer endotoxin (lipopolysaccharide) testing.
Cheers

Is it just the presence of endotoxin or lipopolysaccharide that is detected, or is the amount detected as well?
Edit: I am thinking of this involving the peptides for the most part.

 

[readalot]

Is it just the presence of endotoxin or lipopolysaccharide that is detected, or is the amount detected as well?

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I do like to see sources get pressured into testing even if they feel they are getting attacked. All of this is happening in the name of harm reduction and in the end this is only going to strengthen GA. They are soon becoming a favorite for oils. Q oils seem to be filled with floaters, constantly crashing, and definitely under-filled I haven't had anyone measure their latest oils but they are fucking under filling to the max. No other source in here is doing this to people.

My thoughts on endotoxins are as follows coming from a petrochemical process and cannabis processing world. I...

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Note my comments well. Janoshik has been very helpful as we develop a new standard for the community. Early days WRT testing raws and finished oils as part of improved Meso standard.

 

[CryptoRoids]

Janoshik

I need to know do you have picture of the product when you make the lab test?

 

[janoshik]

Janoshik

I need to know do you have picture of the product when you make the lab test?

Yes.

 

[Sampei]

Janoshik

I need to know do you have picture of the product when you make the lab test?

if you pay for it yes

 

[bigboy420]

Janoshik is like a prostitute, he will do anything if you have the cash.

 

[janoshik]

Janoshik is like a prostitute, he will do anything if you have the cash.

That's not terribly nice of you.

@janoshik I can't sleep at night without my lab test results, my hairs are falling out, not it's not the PRIMO I swearrrrrrrrrr

Sorry about that, samples being processed outside of the usual workflow cannot be delivered as fast as usual.

 

[Sampei]

That's not terribly nice of you.


Sorry about that, samples being processed outside of the usual workflow cannot be delivered as fast as usual.

I have wrote you an email on the purity test of the raw, thank you anyway I was mostly joking, I know you are working as fast as you can

 

[bigboy420]

That's not terribly nice of you.

In a good way
Sorry

 

[readalot]

I can tell you after doing my dude diligence that Jano operates with honor and integrity. What due diligence have you done? How much money have you spent? What do you think?

Form your own conclusion based on relevant facts. It takes work though.

Jano, can't imagine your day some days. Respect Sir.

And sorry I gave you shit about the sig figs. I get it now unfortunately.

Stupid of me to project an ivory tower on this cess pool of ugl world. My apology.

 

[MyNameIsJeff]

Just saw this on the website:

"Only approved shipping containers must be used:
Containers on Amazon (great for NORTH AMERICA, UK, WESTERN EUROPE): https://www.amazon.com/Grand-Parfums-Perfume-Essential-Bottles/dp/B01HTRDK08 (Option 1), https://www.amazon.com/Grand-Parfums-Perfume-Reclosable-Essential/dp/B01FWALEP2/ (Option 2), Option 3, https://www.amazon.com/Autosampler-Sample-Bottles-Graduations-Ks-Tek/dp/B08816SCZD/ (Option 4)
AUSTRALIA: https://www.amazon.com.au/Refillable-Perfume-Container-Essential-Aromatherapy/dp/B01MZ1N571/ (Option 1), https://www.amazon.com.au/JJKMALL-Droppers-Samplers-Essential-Aromatherapy/dp/B07B7FSVZK/ (Option 2)
REST OF THE WORLD: Inquire with us.
Original sealed ampules, original sealed vials or other containers can be used only after consulting with us beforehand.
"
Is this still accurate? Or is it OK to just send in a sealed 10ml oil vial? It being sealed seems important for, e.g. sterility and endotoxin tests.

 

[bighunanballs]

@janoshik are you able to identify & quantify excipients in HGH? I would be curious to see the testing between Serostim vs popular chinese UGL hgh since the "anabolic bodybuilding" crew and "experts" over there discuss UGL containing "polymers" probably just mannitol...

"its all the additives added to UGL hgh that change the daltons, molecular weight of the hgh, that effect absorption" - Big Paul

"when you then add Biloxone, polymers and all these other fillers it doesnt seem to absorb at the same rate, and youve changed the molecular weight of the whole thing" -Kurt Havens


View: https://youtu.be/K14hh2SPMNE?t=114

 

[malfeasance]

Just saw this on the website:

"Only approved shipping containers must be used:
Containers on Amazon (great for NORTH AMERICA, UK, WESTERN EUROPE): https://www.amazon.com/Grand-Parfums-Perfume-Essential-Bottles/dp/B01HTRDK08 (Option 1), https://www.amazon.com/Grand-Parfums-Perfume-Reclosable-Essential/dp/B01FWALEP2/ (Option 2), Option 3, https://www.amazon.com/Autosampler-Sample-Bottles-Graduations-Ks-Tek/dp/B08816SCZD/ (Option 4)
AUSTRALIA: https://www.amazon.com.au/Refillable-Perfume-Container-Essential-Aromatherapy/dp/B01MZ1N571/ (Option 1), https://www.amazon.com.au/JJKMALL-Droppers-Samplers-Essential-Aromatherapy/dp/B07B7FSVZK/ (Option 2)
REST OF THE WORLD: Inquire with us.
Original sealed ampules, original sealed vials or other containers can be used only after consulting with us beforehand.
"
Is this still accurate? Or is it OK to just send in a sealed 10ml oil vial? It being sealed seems important for, e.g. sterility and endotoxin tests.

Should that be posted here in the open?

 

[malfeasance]

@janoshik are you able to identify & quantify excipients in HGH? I would be curious to see the testing between Serostim vs popular chinese UGL hgh since the "anabolic bodybuilding" crew and "experts" over there discuss UGL containing "polymers" probably just mannitol...


View: https://youtu.be/K14hh2SPMNE?t=114

Bookmarked to watch later

 

[lookito]

@janoshik are you able to identify & quantify excipients in HGH? I would be curious to see the testing between Serostim vs popular chinese UGL hgh since the "anabolic bodybuilding" crew and "experts" over there discuss UGL containing "polymers" probably just mannitol...

"its all the additives added to UGL hgh that change the daltons, molecular weight of the hgh, that effect absorption" - Big Paul

"when you then add Biloxone, polymers and all these other fillers it doesnt seem to absorb at the same rate, and youve changed the molecular weight of the whole thing" -Kurt Havens


View: https://youtu.be/K14hh2SPMNE?t=114

Very interesting

 

[MyNameIsJeff]

Should that be posted here in the open?

It's openly accessible on his website

 

[janoshik]

Is this still accurate? Or is it OK to just send in a sealed 10ml oil vial? It being sealed seems important for, e.g. sterility and endotoxin tests.

It's okay to send it in like that, but we love when people ask