MuscleCandy - US Domestic

The website connection is slower than porn in the 90’s using AOL dialup.

45 minute jerk off session that ends in a limp noodle with friction rash. Holy fuck gotta fix that one.
Lol friction rash. Don’t ever roll on molly by yourself then. Nearly impossible to finish and you spend hours jerking off to no avail, then scabbed up for days. Or so I’ve heard.
 
The website connection is slower than porn in the 90’s using AOL dialup.

45 minute jerk off session that ends in a limp noodle with friction rash. Holy fuck gotta fix that one.
Anyone else having an issue with site connection?
Everything looks good on our end. Sites loading fine from my devices, even on VPN which makes my load times a bit longer.
 
Lol friction rash. Don’t ever roll on molly by yourself then. Nearly impossible to finish and you spend hours jerking off to no avail, then scabbed up for days. Or so I’ve heard.
You’ve heard right, I recall tossing a few tabs back like an angry Pac-Man then “falling in love” with a full on lesbian around peak time.

Let’s just say I think I gave her more of a reason to keep up the tongue punching buttholes of other butch chicks after I rolled off and starting claiming I can feel the wind moving through me.

Needless to say, I enjoyed myself, so to each his own.

Those were the days……
 
You’ve heard right, I recall tossing a few tabs back like an angry Pac-Man then “falling in love” with a full on lesbian around peak time.

Let’s just say I think I gave her more of a reason to keep up the tongue punching buttholes of other butch chicks after I rolled off and starting claiming I can feel the wind moving through me.

Needless to say, I enjoyed myself, so to each his own.

Those were the days……
You have quite a way with words.
It’s sort of… poetic really.
 
There's been some intermittent problems with the site slowing down or not loading lately. I know they mentioned it on another board.
 
Friendly reminder that this source is a scam & a liar
They never responded on the contaminant/impurity analysis. There is still time.

I've captured what I hope is a comprehensive list here:

@MuscleCandy your thoughts (particularly on ICP and residual solvents)?

Are you testing your raws now? If so, what testing?
 
I've never been scammed by them. Currently using their products with no issues
I will say the service and shipping is very good as well. At this point, I don't think anyone can call them scammers. They just were picked up as a verified source in SST and they are getting very good reviews there as well. I agree with the Meso community, they need to focus on testing. But calling them scammers is not a fair assessement based upon the data available.
 
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