Pristine Anabolics Intro

[stevonov]

I have stock of sas, dyel, and pristine and trins brewing seems to be the smoothest. hope the new stuff turns out ok.

 

[janoshik]

LMFAO!!! Epic!!!

high quality shitposting is the best

BBBG and MSG should start a copywriting venue or something.

 

[Mac11wildcat]

I have stock of sas, dyel, and pristine and trins brewing seems to be the smoothest. hope the new stuff turns out ok.

He was great. My offseason was flawless and he was a part of it. But there seems to have been shit stacking up against the back of the closet door waiting to pour into the room...

 

[T-Bagger]

Ahhh imagine what’s going on in Pristine World this morning...

@Trenity rolls out of bed and checks the thread while he’s making breakfast for the 7 kids. The little one is in a high chair throwing strained peas at the wall. The middle few are sitting and behaving. The 2nd oldest is going around throwing beer bottles away. The oldest is still sound asleep refusing to go to school even though there’s only a month before graduation.

He sees the Jano posting and reads it while scratching his ass. Yawns then chokes out a cough. Rubs his eyes not believing what he’s seeing. Yells to his half-hung-over wife to come and finish cooking the eggs as he races off to hop in the shower.

He comes out of the bathroom 15 mins later smelling all Old Spicey and looking good, hair slicked back, shirt and tie on, as he announces to everyone “this is the day dad gets a job again”. Then asks the 2nd oldest if he can borrow $20 for gas money.

The steroid selling business was a little more complicated than he originally thought. With Sasquatch it was as easy as keeping a low low low minimum and run the occasional promo and the bitcoin just flowed in. And it was just as easy with Pristine... and he would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for them kids and their meddling testing!

You left out the part where he sniffs his fingers after the ass scratch and then wipes it on the wall.

 

[T-Bagger]

Man you guys are brutal

This was one of my favorite 3BG quotes from the Venom thread:

You’re a NOBODY that seems to blunder thru the language barrier when simply ordering labels and end up with a Superman logo on your Venom product. How the fuck do you manage to get the correct raws?

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

high quality shitposting is the best

BBBG and MSG should start a copywriting venue or something.

Maybe instead of presenting lab reports you could hire me and @MisterSuperGod to tell the data to your customers in sing-songy story form.

 

[Mdubbs]

@Mdubbs not sure if you can afford it but send to wm and jano if you can. don't say what you are going to test though keep it all a mystery so they don't know exactly what to look for?

Yeah a second set of testing is probably out of the budget.

 

[janoshik]

Maybe instead of presenting lab reports you could hire me and @MisterSuperGod to tell the data to your customers in sing-songy story form.

Honestly anybody would do a better job at public relations than me.

What's your rate?

 

[Kel995]

Not to derail.....but Big Ramey Hurt? Or just not going to be in shape on time? I’m confused.

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

Honestly anybody would do a better job at public relations than me.

What's your rate?

Oh I’m cheap since I’m always on MESO anyway. Nickel a posting with an additional nickel for every “like” received for the posting.

Then if I begin to get suicidal from the Jano bashers we can renegotiate, as losing your PR guy would be a disservice to the community and be an additional explanation you wouldn’t want to have to give.

 

[janoshik]

Oh I’m cheap since I’m always on MESO anyway. Nickel a posting with an additional nickel for every “like” received for the posting.

Then if I begin to get suicidal from the Jano bashers we can renegotiate, as losing your PR guy would be a disservice to the community and be an additional explanation you wouldn’t want to have to give.

Deal.

Prozac is in the company benefits.

 

[Brawny]

Who’s expecting him to disappear for a month and then reappear again?

I don’t even know why this entire thing has been entertained as long as it has. These are numerous mistakes that just keep compounding on top of each other.

If the results are sound, I don’t see any recovering from this. At this point, everything on the list is suspect. Or at least anything that was brewed has been potentially contaminated with other oils. This isn’t really any better than the ARL Primo incident

 

[T-Bagger]

Deal.

Prozac is in the company benefits.

Don’t forget another perk of working for Jano - he has a way of offing UGL’s also.

 

[T-Bagger]

Who’s expecting him to disappear for a month and then reappear again?

I don’t even know why this entire thing has been entertained as long as it has. These are numerous mistakes that just keep compounding on top of each other.

If the results are sound, I don’t see any recovering from this. At this point, everything on the list is suspect. Or at least anything that was brewed has been potentially contaminated with other oils. This isn’t really any better than the ARL Primo incident

Truth. But people keep giving more and more chances.

 

[janoshik]

Don’t forget another perk of working for Jano - he has a way of offing UGL’s also.

There's more in store for today, just waiting on another customer to allow me to make another set of results public.

Not from Pristine, but it'll just as glorious.

 

[T-Bagger]

There's more in store for today, just waiting on another customer to allow me to make another set of results public.

D’aw shit. Where’s the popcorn?

 

[Brawny]

D’aw shit. Where’s the popcorn?

The suspense is killing me
Lol

 

[T-Bagger]

The suspense is killing me
Lol

Same. @janoshik is such a tease sometimes.

 

[janoshik]

This has to be a suspense breaker, but literally a few seconds after I made that post my customer asked me to wait until tomorrow to post those reports.

I'm not even kidding.

 

[Brawny]

This has to be a suspense breaker, but literally a few seconds after I made that post my customer asked me to wait until tomorrow to post those reports.

I'm not even kidding.

Why the hell does it matter if it’s today or tomorrow