Share Your Gym Pet Peeves

I hate when I can't find a certain attachment or bar. I know it's there somewhere but can't spot it anywhere after doing 5 laps around the gym.
 
People taking plates off my machine. My machine...I'm using the weights unless you ask. Get them from somewhere else.

I've actually have someone pull plates off the flat bench as I was repping 335. WTF? So rude. Not real safe either.

seriously? someone just came up an took ur weights off the bench for their workout lol wtf? what did they do like just take weights off one side of the bar or what, like how'd they leave it for you when you got back ?
 
If im already in great shape and have a more or less good idea of what I'm doing but I hire a super hot female personal trainer, would that make me look desperate? Personally I always thought it did for guys that did that. I'm curious though
It makes them look like desperate little beta bitches to me
 
Actually here is my biggest "piss me the fuck off" issue I think I could ever have.....
I started working out in a gym full of big guys, mostly prison guards. NEVER, I MEAN NEVER would you walk up to one of those guys and tell him to stop making noise or stop clanging the bar on the floor during a deadlift. That was asking to get your ass kicked.

Now every 120lb twat has the fucking balls to tell guys who are 250lb monsters to stop their behavior. That should be a punch in the mouth you could get away with man, I'm telling ya
 
People that wear 4 squirts of cologne
People that do not shower for 3 days before working out
Advice from guys who bench 135
Ugly women hitting on me in front of my girl.
Pullups in the squat rack. Curls in the squat rack. Anything but squats in the rack, fuck people.
 
Actually here is my biggest "piss me the fuck off" issue I think I could ever have.....
I started working out in a gym full of big guys, mostly prison guards. NEVER, I MEAN NEVER would you walk up to one of those guys and tell him to stop making noise or stop clanging the bar on the floor during a deadlift. That was asking to get your ass kicked.

Now every 120lb twat has the fucking balls to tell guys who are 250lb monsters to stop their behavior. That should be a punch in the mouth you could get away with man, I'm telling ya
I honestly could care less if people make noise. I don't know why it became such a big deal.
 
High school gym nemesis...we never got along, srsly the most annoying guy ever. He was valedictorian and I almost made it (rank 4) and I had to deal with him at all our school club and society events. Anyways after like 6 years he suddenly starts working out at the same gym as me. It's been 2 weeks now we stare at each other every day but don't say anything bc we hate each other. I would try to outlift him but I don't think he actually lifts. I think he injured himself doing crossfit so all he does now is come to the gym 2 hours a day and just stretch and takes up the entire squat rack thing and floor and is on his phone.

Edit: Idk why my photo won't post
 
High school gym nemesis...we never got along, srsly the most annoying guy ever. He was valedictorian and I almost made it (rank 4) and I had to deal with him at all our school club and society events. Anyways after like 6 years he suddenly starts working out at the same gym as me. It's been 2 weeks now we stare at each other every day but don't say anything bc we hate each other. I would try to outlift him but I don't think he actually lifts. I think he injured himself doing crossfit so all he does now is come to the gym 2 hours a day and just stretch and takes up the entire squat rack thing and floor and is on his phone.

Edit: Idk why my photo won't post


What a tool
 
High school gym nemesis...we never got along, srsly the most annoying guy ever. He was valedictorian and I almost made it (rank 4) and I had to deal with him at all our school club and society events. Anyways after like 6 years he suddenly starts working out at the same gym as me. It's been 2 weeks now we stare at each other every day but don't say anything bc we hate each other. I would try to outlift him but I don't think he actually lifts. I think he injured himself doing crossfit so all he does now is come to the gym 2 hours a day and just stretch and takes up the entire squat rack thing and floor and is on his phone.

Edit: Idk why my photo won't post

Lmao you got a pic of dude haha that's awesome
 
High school gym nemesis...we never got along, srsly the most annoying guy ever. He was valedictorian and I almost made it (rank 4) and I had to deal with him at all our school club and society events. Anyways after like 6 years he suddenly starts working out at the same gym as me. It's been 2 weeks now we stare at each other every day but don't say anything bc we hate each other. I would try to outlift him but I don't think he actually lifts. I think he injured himself doing crossfit so all he does now is come to the gym 2 hours a day and just stretch and takes up the entire squat rack thing and floor and is on his phone.

Edit: Idk why my photo won't post


He looks skinny bro an if you lift an take gear there's no competition and he's obviously looking at u cuz he's mirin all your gainz bra lol
 
He looks skinny bro an if you lift an take gear there's no competition and he's obviously looking at u cuz he's mirin all your gainz bra lol

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That guy looks like a fuckin pussy.
Start doing deadlifts a foot away from his head.

I might just have to someday lmao. He starts doing those crossfit pullups sometimes in between my rack when I'm squatting/deadlifting sometimes. My friend was with me last time and just stared in shock (and annoyance) like "WTF is he doing" lol
 
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I might just have to someday lmao. He starts doing those crossfit pullups sometimes in between my rack when I'm squatting/deadlifting sometimes. My friend was with me last time and just stared in shock (and annoyance) like "WTF is he doing" lol
Between your rack sry sounded funny in my head. Lol no disrespect meant.

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So theres this like 20 year old kid. (I say that like im that much older lol im 23) who fuckin only goes in and does arms, talks to himself, sings his music, constantly looking in the mirror. Totally into himself. He's a pretty boy and he has a decent build but its obviously just his genetics. Anyways, it completely makes me rage because how much of a douche and clearly insecure he is.
 
One thing that pisses me off is these young punks that think they know everything about lifting and want to be a YouTube star by making fun of someone lifting. If someone is doing it wrong go show them the correct way to lift. Don't blast em on the inter web. Especially old people. Now if some idiot is upside down on top of the cable machine doing something totally retarded then that is different. But just because someone isnt curling or squatting parallel or something wrong. Educate them. We all started somewhere and had to learn ourselves
 
People taking plates off my machine. My machine...I'm using the weights unless you ask. Get them from somewhere else.

I've actually have someone pull plates off the flat bench as I was repping 335. WTF? So rude. Not real safe either.

This^
Happen while using the row machine... dude comes over and takes a plate off literally as soon as I finished my set... I yelled "YO WHAT THE FUCK" he look at me like I was stupid(I live on a French speaking island so he probably didn't understand) then I pointed to where he took it off and he put it back
 
IMG_0013.JPG I'll probably get some shit for this one, but I don't give a fuck! It's annoying to see couples or husbands and wives workout together.
Rubbing each other's shoulders, kisssing and doing the same routine together.
I think these are probably the most insecure dudes out there. It's like there afraid to let to girl go to the gym alone or something, haha...
I also hate when see people workout in these fucking things, add some over ear beats headphones and enjoy total douche mode!
 
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