The Time I Did 1000mg Of Test

[Grey Spartan]

For full transparency, I am a certified knuckle dragger so use that information as you will. I was getting married in 5 months and working 2 jobs one of which was bouncing at a Bar/Nightclub. I hadn't taken any PEDs in 10 years and a buddy at work told me he had a hook up. I gave him money for 2 bottles of Test and waited to see what I got.

When I received the bottles, every thing was in Spanish. The two thing that stood out to me was the name "Testo 400" and the instructions "Para uso en gatos de 100 kilos". Now I have never heard of 400mg Test, so I assumed that was just the name of the product not the fact it actually had 400mg/ml. And being in the military for many years, I have ran into many mountain lions in the wild but have NEVER seen a 220lb cat!

I started at .5cc and went up by .5cc a week until I reached 2.5cc a week and held there for 4 weeks and worked my way back down. By the 6th week I felt like a demigod and looked half the part. My libido, aggression and motivation in the gym were off the chain. I remember thinking while walking the dog at 0230 after work "With all the high-tech shit I used in the military, why didn't we have a suit that would allows to tackle vehicles and drag the occupants out"

I'm not saying to try a gram of test, but it felt amazing. I wish I would of had the common sense to get blood work done back then so I would have that data now.

 

[narta]

Wait till you go up to 2gr. Or even 3gr if you can control the sides (or don't have any). You will shed the demi from demigod. Training, sleeping and food will dictade if you will look the part though.

 

[Intrepid]

Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), then I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.

 

[CaptainAll]

For full transparency, I am a certified knuckle dragger so use that information as you will. I was getting married in 5 months and working 2 jobs one of which was bouncing at a Bar/Nightclub. I hadn't taken any PEDs in 10 years and a buddy at work told me he had a hook up. I gave him money for 2 bottles of Test and waited to see what I got.

When I received the bottles, every thing was in Spanish. The two thing that stood out to me was the name "Testo 400" and the instructions "Para uso en gatos de 100 kilos". Now I have never heard of 400mg Test, so I assumed that was just the name of the product not the fact it actually had 400mg/ml. And being in the military for many years, I have ran into many mountain lions in the wild but have NEVER seen a 220lb cat!

I started at .5cc and went up by .5cc a week until I reached 2.5cc a week and held there for 4 weeks and worked my way back down. By the 6th week I felt like a demigod and looked half the part. My libido, aggression and motivation in the gym were off the chain. I remember thinking while walking the dog at 0230 after work "With all the high-tech shit I used in the military, why didn't we have a suit that would allows to tackle vehicles and drag the occupants out"

I'm not saying to try a gram of test, but it felt amazing. I wish I would have had the common sense to get blood work done back then so I would have that data now.

Really well written, and honestly a cool story and experience to share!

Did you use any AI or SERM at the time?

 

[phenominal34]

Well that was odd ….

How long were you actually on for …

If you do the math of the vials being 10-11 ml and you working up to that 1000mg dose you were actually only on 1000 mgs a week for 6 weeks, but then you say you worked your way back down … sooo were you on 1000 mgs for 2 weeks or 4 weeks or 6 weeks ?

I think you’re on some other shit pal !!

 

[Chips7]

Well that was odd ….

How long were you actually on for …

If you do the math of the vials being 10-11 ml and you working up to that 1000mg dose you were actually only on 1000 mgs a week for 6 weeks, but then you say you worked your way back down … sooo were you on 1000 mgs for 2 weeks or 4 weeks or 6 weeks ?

I think you’re on some other shit pal !!

white powder doesn't count budd

 

[88general88]

Well that was odd ….

How long were you actually on for …

If you do the math of the vials being 10-11 ml and you working up to that 1000mg dose you were actually only on 1000 mgs a week for 6 weeks, but then you say you worked your way back down … sooo were you on 1000 mgs for 2 weeks or 4 weeks or 6 weeks ?

I think you’re on some other shit pal !!

Funny AF

 

[Cheburek1]

1000mg of Test is that psychological barrier for many as they think if they cross it all kinds of sides will hit them and of course they expect phenomenal gains too. Not how it works apparently.