What does it feel like when you are on Test?

[David44]

I swear I’m not going out of my way to pick on you. But you’re doing the bro thing again.

If I have UGL testosterone Cypionate dosed at 200 mg/ml that’s been tested at that dose how is pharma test or that awesome bioniche any “stronger” if it’s also dosed and tested at 200 mg/ml? Does it have special magical testosterone powers?

And 1.4 grams of Tren? Why? You must be in fucking amazing shape and must be fucking huge.

Nobody here needs that much Tren. It’s stupid. You’re giving bro advice on a “harm reduction” site. This is why I said this might not be the best place for you. Right now you’re getting shit from me but when other guys read it, you’re gonna get shit from them too.

The OP is new to this and your sensationalizing retarded doses for no reason.

And you’re 22? You’re fucking yourself up. Here for the good time and not the long time, eh?

You’re not bad. Just slow it a little.

We get retarded new guys that join and some that just lurk and read. They’ll enthusiastically copy what you write and fuck it all up. Guys that want to cycle cause they’ve been “exercising” since February and feel like they aren’t making progress anymore. They hear “Tren is the strongest and best compound” and immediately want to hop on that. We’re trying to minimize harm here not romanticize it.

Stay here long enough and you will be impressed how dumb some people are.

I understand your point very good, but bro i cant lie just for a better cause. I feel 10x better and happier and have way better mood when i'm on test. I cant lie and say "its dangerous kids dont touch it" in german boards theydo it all the time and i hate it there, testosteron isnt poison, they give it to old man as trt.
Yes they inject way less then we do but its just about the fact that testosteron is so harmless (except blood pressure that shit could give you serious problems after several years, because kidneys are getting fucked if you have high blood pressure).
If a 16y/o wants to hop on test, he will do it regardless what we will tell him, all we can do ia giving hiim advice how to do it properly

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

I understand your point very good, but bro i cant lie just for a better cause. I feel 10x better and happier and have way better mood when i'm on test. I cant lie and say "its dangerous kids dont touch it" in german boards theydo it all the time and i hate it there, testosteron isnt poison, they give it to old man as trt.
Yes they inject way less then we do but its just about the fact that testosteron is so harmless (except blood pressure that shit could give you serious problems after several years, because kidneys are getting fucked if you have high blood pressure).
If a 16y/o wants to hop on test, he will do it regardless what we will tell him, all we can do ia giving hiim advice how to do it properly

Yes and no. Each time you cycle reduces the likelihood of recovering completely to pre-cycle natural levels. Start at 16 and run it for 10 years and your natural levels will be the same as an 80 year old man. That means TRT from 26 years old on, for the rest of your life.

A 16 year old isn’t mature enough to make decisions. He might think he’s committed to this for life and lose interest in 5 years and decide he wants to play piano or something.

It’s not lying. But there are still risks associated with doing this. The risks are what you also need to warn newbs about.

Just like you, at 22 have no business running 1.4 grams of tren. The risks associated with that far outweigh the rewards you may think you got.

 

[David44]

Yes and no. Each time you cycle reduces the likelihood of recovering completely to pre-cycle natural levels. Start at 16 and run it for 10 years and your natural levels will be the same as an 80 year old man. That means TRT from 26 years old on, for the rest of your life.

A 16 year old isn’t mature enough to make decisions. He might think he’s committed to this for life and lose interest in 5 years and decide he wants to play piano or something.

It’s not lying. But there are still risks associated with doing this. The risks are what you also need to warn newbs about.

Just like you, at 22 have no business running 1.4 grams of tren. The risks associated with that far outweigh the rewards you may think you got.

Damn bro you got a solid point with that piano thing, never thought like that, cuz i started with 13y/o and i could never imagine to stop training, but you are right, will think about it next time when i post steroid related stuff, i may be not the majority, cuz my body reacts perfectly to it but i guess guys like me are the minority

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

Damn bro you got a solid point with that piano thing, never thought like that, cuz i started with 13y/o and i could never imagine to stop training, but you are right, will think about it next time when i post steroid related stuff, i may be not the majority, cuz my body reacts perfectly to it but i guess guys like me are the minority

Yep. You’re “special” man.

 

[David44]

Lm

Yep. You’re “special” man.

Lmao why do i feel attacked

 

[shackleford]

If a 16y/o wants to hop on test, he will do it regardless what we will tell him, all we can do ia giving hiim advice how to do it properly

That advice would be: Don't.

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

That advice would be: Don't.

Exactly this @David44 There’s a lot of threads here where young members ask but nobody offers advice other than “you are too young”. If you want to be the “Steroid Guru to the Adolescents” then that can be your gig. It’s not popular around here.

 

[David44]

Exactly this @David44 There’s a lot of threads here where young members ask but nobody offers advice other than “you are too young”. If you want to be the “Steroid Guru to the Adolescents” then that can be your gig. It’s not popular around here.

I wish i knew a guy like me when i started juicing, i would look insane with 18 and test and tren only

 

[cochino]

I wish i knew a guy like me when i started juicing, i would look insane with 18 and test and tren only

Come back when you are 40 and tell us that.

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

I wish i knew a guy like me when i started juicing, i would look insane with 18 and test and tren only

What’s wrong? You don’t look insane at 22 years old after running 1.4 grams of Tren?

The guys that win are usually older. Your body hits its prime in your 30s. At your rate, you’ll be burned out by then. You’d be better off using responsible doses right now. But you’re going to do what you’re doing. No matter how dumb.

 

[MisterSuperGod]

I really don’t feel much different. Fuck it, much more aggressive. But doesn’t everyone. Damn, those things are so addictive. It’s intense.

When my gym buddy Bryce sold me my first cycle I started stealing money from my mom. When she accused me I’d just yell at her.

I got really aggressive with my girlfriend and one nite I picked her cute little ass up and slammed her down on the bed hard. She asked me what was wrong with me and I said “nothings wrong with me. What’s wrong with you?”

Later that night when I was out with her some punk started shit-talking me. I got in his face and said for no reason “what, you think I need steroids to kick your ass?” My girl tried to pull me away but I turned and sucker-punched that guy. And just kept wailing on him. I got 4 good bitch punches in before my girl tried to pull me away. I flung her and yelled “get off me bitch” and started kicking the punk after he collapsed to the ground. Just kept kicking him and kicking him while asking “who’s the man now, huh” each kick.

I told my gym friend Bryce that I’m just stressed out and the dick refused to sell me anymore roids. I begged and groveled. I probably would have sucked his dick for more drugs. He just kept saying he couldn’t help me. He said I was “fired” whatever that means.

Then when I got home I caught my girlfriend rooting around in my room. The bitch had found my stash. I yelled “give me that” and I just ripped it the fuck out of her hands. She asked me what it was and I said it was medicine for my ligaments. The bitch doubted me and I told her it wasn’t any of her business, it’s my medicine and it’s under control. She wasn’t buying it though and accused me of acting like a maniac.

I was calm at first and admitted that I got in a little bit over my head but everything is taken care of. I closed my bedroom door so that we could talk. She said that I looked like I was going to kill that guy and she wanted me to get help. I told her no. And then warned her if she told anyone about this I was going to get very upset. The bitch got mouthy with me which made me very mad. I threatened to kill her if she told anyone. And then I smacked that bitch fucking HARD enough to knock her to the floor. I picked her up and slammed her against the wall.

God, I was fucking pissed. I slammed my hand against the wall and then flipped the fuck out. I just started yelling “Arhhhhhh” and threw a boot at a mirror, breaking it. But my girlfriend got away and my shoulder injury acted up again so clutching my shoulder I yelled “Arghhhh” again.

I NEEDED my fucking roids so bad! I got to my stash box and dry-swallowed 8-10 winnies straight from the bottle. And then I stood up and felt like smashing a chair for no reason. I started yelling and trashing my room I was so fucking mad. I spun around in circles yelling “arhhhhh” and knocked all the childhood participation trophies off of my dresser. I punched the wall again and fucking bumped my injured shoulder.

The pain felt good so I rammed my shoulder into the door jam over and over, just like I did with the blocking sled at football. God it felt GREAT. I dropped to the floor and just kept banging my shoulder into the floor for no fucking reason. And when it was all done, I laid there in a heap of exhaustion and started to sob. I repeated “help” a couple times.

It was so fucked up. I wrote a screenplay that was made into a PSA in 1994. I picked a young Ben Affleck to play me because I’m ugly as fuck. HBO and Lifetime played my story.

Don’t do steroids guys. I’m paying for my mistakes and will continue paying for the rest of my life.

You're flyin' Aaron. You're way out there!
Just admit that you've been stacking!

"I probably would have sucked his dick for more drugs." That's fucking priceless!

 

[moivre]

I feel acctually bad on 130mg test E a week dosed E2D. I have no core strength, depressed mood, lost all muscles and feel like a feeble girl. It sucks. And my test levels are 25-30nmol/l at all times.
I suppose that I lack DHT effects, I am in the process of getting Proviron to help myself.

In contrast, when natty, my test levels being 13-16nmol/l, I feel stronger, can work out but I am very socially anxious and sleepy and have gyno.
When I used clomid 25mg ED alone, i felt “ON” and very much male and alive (with some sides). My test levels at that time were 23nmol/l in the morning.

I posted it here so if anyone could give a reasonable explanation here or in DM i would appreciate.

 

[ftaro]

I feel acctually bad on 130mg test E a week dosed E2D. I have no core strength, depressed mood, lost all muscles and feel like a feeble girl. It sucks. And my test levels are 25-30nmol/l at all times.
I suppose that I lack DHT effects, I am in the process of getting Proviron to help myself.

In contrast, when natty, my test levels being 13-16nmol/l, I feel stronger, can work out but I am very socially anxious and sleepy and have gyno.
When I used clomid 25mg ED alone, i felt “ON” and very much male and alive (with some sides). My test levels at that time were 23nmol/l in the morning.

I posted it here so if anyone could give a reasonable explanation here or in DM i would appreciate.

If you feel like shit on test, and you feel great on just clomid it might be estro. Get bloodwork. Or you have no idea what you’re doing which is equally if not more likely

 

[David44]

I feel acctually bad on 130mg test E a week dosed E2D. I have no core strength, depressed mood, lost all muscles and feel like a feeble girl. It sucks. And my test levels are 25-30nmol/l at all times.
I suppose that I lack DHT effects, I am in the process of getting Proviron to help myself.

In contrast, when natty, my test levels being 13-16nmol/l, I feel stronger, can work out but I am very socially anxious and sleepy and have gyno.
When I used clomid 25mg ED alone, i felt “ON” and very much male and alive (with some sides). My test levels at that time were 23nmol/l in the morning.

I posted it here so if anyone could give a reasonable explanation here or in DM i would appreciate

Why 130mg e2d? Did you took something else or other medicals? Actually test should do the opposite of what you have been experienced

Maybe youur body responds to very little dosages super fast and strong, try some Anastrozole 0,5mg with every injection.

Also it could be to much fiber in your food, my coach found out that my body gets super lethargic when i eat to much fiber. Maybe the same goes for you?

But again 130mg e2d? This isnt even my cruising amount lol

Try the anastrozol and the fiber stuff, track your food brother and

Also super important, dont sleep when you are tired, sleep only on fixed times like 10pm-6am or something like that bzt dont take naps, this wiill make it worse, once you do it, its over the lethargy will consume you and you will do it overand over again.

Dont take naps, sleep on fixed times

 

[ChiCubbie86]

Hah

I really don’t feel much different. Fuck it, much more aggressive. But doesn’t everyone. Damn, those things are so addictive. It’s intense.

When my gym buddy Bryce sold me my first cycle I started stealing money from my mom. When she accused me I’d just yell at her.

I got really aggressive with my girlfriend and one nite I picked her cute little ass up and slammed her down on the bed hard. She asked me what was wrong with me and I said “nothings wrong with me. What’s wrong with you?”

Later that night when I was out with her some punk started shit-talking me. I got in his face and said for no reason “what, you think I need steroids to kick your ass?” My girl tried to pull me away but I turned and sucker-punched that guy. And just kept wailing on him. I got 4 good bitch punches in before my girl tried to pull me away. I flung her and yelled “get off me bitch” and started kicking the punk after he collapsed to the ground. Just kept kicking him and kicking him while asking “who’s the man now, huh” each kick.

I told my gym friend Bryce that I’m just stressed out and the dick refused to sell me anymore roids. I begged and groveled. I probably would have sucked his dick for more drugs. He just kept saying he couldn’t help me. He said I was “fired” whatever that means.

Then when I got home I caught my girlfriend rooting around in my room. The bitch had found my stash. I yelled “give me that” and I just ripped it the fuck out of her hands. She asked me what it was and I said it was medicine for my ligaments. The bitch doubted me and I told her it wasn’t any of her business, it’s my medicine and it’s under control. She wasn’t buying it though and accused me of acting like a maniac.

I was calm at first and admitted that I got in a little bit over my head but everything is taken care of. I closed my bedroom door so that we could talk. She said that I looked like I was going to kill that guy and she wanted me to get help. I told her no. And then warned her if she told anyone about this I was going to get very upset. The bitch got mouthy with me which made me very mad. I threatened to kill her if she told anyone. And then I smacked that bitch fucking HARD enough to knock her to the floor. I picked her up and slammed her against the wall.

God, I was fucking pissed. I slammed my hand against the wall and then flipped the fuck out. I just started yelling “Arhhhhhh” and threw a boot at a mirror, breaking it. But my girlfriend got away and my shoulder injury acted up again so clutching my shoulder I yelled “Arghhhh” again.

I NEEDED my fucking roids so bad! I got to my stash box and dry-swallowed 8-10 winnies straight from the bottle. And then I stood up and felt like smashing a chair for no reason. I started yelling and trashing my room I was so fucking mad. I spun around in circles yelling “arhhhhh” and knocked all the childhood participation trophies off of my dresser. I punched the wall again and fucking bumped my injured shoulder.

The pain felt good so I rammed my shoulder into the door jam over and over, just like I did with the blocking sled at football. God it felt GREAT. I dropped to the floor and just kept banging my shoulder into the floor for no fucking reason. And when it was all done, I laid there in a heap of exhaustion and started to sob. I repeated “help” a couple times.

It was so fucked up. I wrote a screenplay that was made into a PSA in 1994. I picked a young Ben Affleck to play me because I’m ugly as fuck. HBO and Lifetime played my story.

Don’t do steroids guys. I’m paying for my mistakes and will continue paying for the rest of my life.

 

[Deleted member 59947]

On 500mg test:

Night sweats
Agitated sleep
Face flushed
Lethargy (from opposing cortisol too much I would think)
Mild euphoria
Cockiness
Strong libido
Poor erections & long refractory period

 

[Deleted member 59947]

All i said was for 500mg test e a week, i just spit the truth, tesg is harmless, if you know how to do it, just avoid blood pressure and you fine. And for asking how i look, just look at my damn pics i posted in the new member forum.
No one ever dies just because of some test.

And its better to take pharmacy stuff instead of UGlabs because te pharmacy stuff is produced by quality and hygiene standards

So high test doesn't cause high BP?
High BP doesn't cause kidney failure over time?
Kidney failure doesn't lead to death?

I love test just as much as the next man, but don't go around lying by minimizing the sides.

And no, the sides don't go away magically by controlling e2, quite the opposite.

 

[Deleted member 59947]

I feel acctually bad on 130mg test E a week dosed E2D. I have no core strength, depressed mood, lost all muscles and feel like a feeble girl. It sucks. And my test levels are 25-30nmol/l at all times.
I suppose that I lack DHT effects, I am in the process of getting Proviron to help myself.

In contrast, when natty, my test levels being 13-16nmol/l, I feel stronger, can work out but I am very socially anxious and sleepy and have gyno.
When I used clomid 25mg ED alone, i felt “ON” and very much male and alive (with some sides). My test levels at that time were 23nmol/l in the morning.

I posted it here so if anyone could give a reasonable explanation here or in DM i would appreciate.

Try transcrotal test cream if you think DHT is the issue

 

[David44]

So high test doesn't cause high BP?
High BP doesn't cause kidney failure over time?
Kidney failure doesn't lead to death?

I love test just as much as the next man, but don't go around lying by minimizing the sides.

And no, the sides don't go away magically by controlling e2, quite the opposite.

I literally said "just avoid blood pressure".
Blood pressure is the only harmful effect you could get from test.

I dont lie and i dont minimize the sides, testosteron literally has a very small amount of sides, and again the only serious side effect is high blood pressure, which is easily to avoid with cardio and a strict carb controlled nutrition.

Just read it more carefully

 

[MisterSuperGod]

I literally said "just avoid blood pressure".
Blood pressure is the only harmful effect you could get from test.

I dont lie and i dont minimize the sides, testosteron literally has a very small amount of sides, and again the only serious side effect is high blood pressure, which is easily to avoid with cardio and a strict carb controlled nutrition.

Just read it more carefully

Cholesterol and blood viscosity aren't important. Just the high bp. You're ahead of the game. 22 years old and you already have all the answers.