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I like fucking with aggressive drivers. Cuz like i always say theres a difference between driving like an asshole and actually having a fast car
Most ppl are in the former category.
I like to see the frustration build when they realized they are owned. Thru and thru
Haha I hate you on the road. Not sure if it’s everywhere but where I’m from the left lane is reserved for passing aka fast lane and the only time I will put my bumper an inch from yours is When someone’s in the fast lane doing below the speed limit other than that drive as slow as you want
 
I do the same though if I see someone driving like a dooshbag close behind me I put my car almost to a stop then speed up if they try to go around then stop and so on
 
I do the same though if I see someone driving like a dooshbag close behind me I put my car almost to a stop then speed up if they try to go around then stop and so on
Ill let em get a head full of steam and foot to the floor thinking they got some thing and give em some room to run before i slaughter them.
Its fun
Ppl need to chill. Like i said there a difference between driving like an emotional asshole and an actual fast car.
I can go 100 in 3rd gear. Still got 3 more to row:D

In my truck? I just role nice and slow in the right lane. Aint no hurry
The car? No one stands a chance if they wanna press buttons lol
 
Ill let em get a head full of steam and foot to the floor thinking they got some thing and give em some room to run before i slaughter them.
Its fun
Ppl need to chill. Like i said there a difference between driving like an emotional asshole and an actual fast car.
I can go 100 in 3rd gear. Still got 3 more to row:D

In my truck? I just role nice and slow in the right lane. Aint no hurry
The car? No one stands a chance if they wanna press buttons lol

Lol you sound like your ready to bust balls before you even turn the key
 
Lol you sound like your ready to bust balls before you even turn the key
Has a way of bringing it out of you i suppose. The car i mean.
It always seems like shitheads with Camrys, Hondas or fn Neons that wanna try n press ur buttons too lol
Dont know what it is. Maybe ego. Maybe frustration in their lifes financial situations.
But unless your rolling deep in 700+ hp best just to sit down and be happy your even in the left lane i figure. Theres monsters out there that dont play
 
What pisses me off today? That new Amazon commercial with the singing boxes. i fucking hate it. i have to mute the sound or change the channel.
 
I like fucking with aggressive drivers. Cuz like i always say theres a difference between driving like an asshole and actually having a fast car
Most ppl are in the former category.
I like to see the frustration build when they realized they are owned. Thru and thru
It's like having an orgasm when you do this, when you blow the doors off someone it feels fantastic!!!
 
What pisses me off today? That new Amazon commercial with the singing boxes. i fucking hate it. i have to mute the sound or change the channel.
I'm sick of seeing all of these pussy boys in these commercials. God forbid anything represent a man at all, the guys act worse than the women do.
 
Cops that act like revenue enforcement officers rather than law enforcement officers. Up in Oklahoma they are giving tickets for 6 over on the highway just because the okcpd is underfunded. At least in Texas they let you get 9 over before anything. Really pisses me the fuck off. My car can stop in half the distance a normal car can so 9mph over to me is like 25 under in a normal car. Bastards.
 
It pisses me the fuck off when everything goes to shit a week b4 xmas every damn year!!! Cars wanna fuck up, pop up bills, shit you don't plan for. It's like this giant challenge of holding your shit together mentally and financially, while trying not to fall apart and eat a bunch of bullshit and drink several bottles of jim beam
 
When you give someone the “courtesy wave” to let them turn or go before you...then they go and don’t give you so much as a fuck you wave back. Entitled motherfuckers with no manners.
 
When you give someone the “courtesy wave” to let them turn or go before you...then they go and don’t give you so much as a fuck you wave back. Entitled motherfuckers with no manners.
Thats why I always go first, I show them who the alpha is behind the wheel. I no longer play this "I go, you go? no, you go, or should I go?" bullshit ass game. I drive with intimidation and aggressiveness always, lol
 
I've learned over the years that arguing with a women is like reading the software license agreement. In the end you ignore everything and click "I agree".
I got a good lol at that one. I like how they can ignore anything we say to them though, ex: I tell my wife not to text me when im at the gym unless an emergency. She of course totally ignores this and will text me some bullshit that could easily wait till I got home. Today she text me while im in the middle of a set to tell me to take the turkey out of the freezer when I get home...she is at home! Just had to text me, couldn’t just wait and tell me when I got home. lol
 
Lil Wayne is all studio work. I was at the anger management tour close to 2000 and papa roach played , limp bizkitt, and Eminem . Awesome live . I was working at Gillette stadium 2015 and heard Beyonce and Jay z play sound like shit. Idk . All set with going to rap concerts anyway. Base drowns out everything and rappers can't even keep pace with their own music cuz thier bouncin around like donkeys and fail to give us what we came to hear and see. Missed the kid rock , Metallica show early 2000's . Didn't even make it in got pc'd out if my mind on x and missed the whole show. Pretty fucked up . Buddies told me it was insane and then asked where the fuck are your sneakers and shirt. LMAO ! That was a good concert hahahaha
That’s what you get for listening to shit lol
 
Has a way of bringing it out of you i suppose. The car i mean.
It always seems like shitheads with Camrys, Hondas or fn Neons that wanna try n press ur buttons too lol
Dont know what it is. Maybe ego. Maybe frustration in their lifes financial situations.
But unless your rolling deep in 700+ hp best just to sit down and be happy your even in the left lane i figure. Theres monsters out there that dont play
I can’t stand the little douchebags with their tiny ass Civics or Subaru’s with loud ass mufflers and huge fish tails on the back thinking loud = fast.
 
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I got a good lol at that one. I like how they can ignore anything we say to them though, ex: I tell my wife not to text me when im at the gym unless an emergency. She of course totally ignores this and will text me some bullshit that could easily wait till I got home. Today she text me while im in the middle of a set to tell me to take the turkey out of the freezer when I get home...she is at home! Just had to text me, couldn’t just wait and tell me when I got home. lol
My girlfriend does the same EXACT shit! And she tells me I don't listen or what she really means is I don't read between the lines. Where in my situation with her and your's is they're straight up not even listening. Lol
 
I can’t stand the little douchebags with their tiny ass Civics or Subaru’s with loud ass mufflers and huge fish tails on the back thinking loud = fast.
I'm not a car guy but have always wondered if that's how they come off the lot or if they modify them to make those loud ass noises.
 
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