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It’s that time of the year, and the homeless thieves are doing there shopping off of people’s porches early this year. Ha it wasn’t that important just a $100 worth of protein and bcaa’s but I’m still pissed! I had a feeling I might and sure as shit found the empty box in my alley. Lol, wtf are they going to do with it besides sell it and buy meth. If I see this happening again I’ll prob end up in jail!
I was hoping you had another story about getting payback on some asshole that parked 3 inches away from you lol
 
It’s that time of the year, and the homeless thieves are doing there shopping off of people’s porches early this year. Ha it wasn’t that important just a $100 worth of protein and bcaa’s but I’m still pissed! I had a feeling I might and sure as shit found the empty box in my alley. Lol, wtf are they going to do with it besides sell it and buy meth. If I see this happening again I’ll prob end up in jail!
Why you got your powders on the porch bro?
 
The fed ex dude doesn’t give a fuck!
This is the reason my mailman puts my packages at my back door. My front door is on the street in a pretty busy neighborhood. I’m thinking a decoy package/pipe bomb in a BB.com box might be a bit much. It would be cool to have one of those dye packs that banks use.
Grab an airbag from a junkyard.
 
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The fed ex dude doesn’t give a fuck!
This is the reason my mailman puts my packages at my back door. My front door is on the street in a pretty busy neighborhood. I’m thinking a decoy package/pipe bomb in a BB.com box might be a bit much. It would be cool to have one of those dye packs that banks use.
Put a motherfuckin cobra in a box labeled "free porn" cuz no homeless bum is gonna resist free porn. While hes running off with a big ol grin on his face contemplating the good time him and his balls are gonna have he scratches open the packing tape only to be struck by the fangs in the motherfuckin throat. Which likely will enter his carotid artery in seconds flat. Hell prolly flail and get bit again and again in the face and eyes till the venom over comes him. Hell prolly die right in your driveway.

Where you can go laugh and point at him


Merry christmas
 
It’s that time of the year, and the homeless thieves are doing there shopping off of people’s porches early this year. Ha it wasn’t that important just a $100 worth of protein and bcaa’s but I’m still pissed! I had a feeling I might and sure as shit found the empty box in my alley. Lol, wtf are they going to do with it besides sell it and buy meth. If I see this happening again I’ll prob end up in jail!
Move to a nicer area.
 
You know what pisses me off When I spend all night thinking of a good one an a thread gets derailed:(

P.s. give those bastards the cobra an send me the video
 
Power walking.

I see these stupid ass women EVERY morning walking, just plain walking... while thrusting their arms wildly as if they are managing some actual momentum.

Seriously, it’s just plain ass walking... stop making your lazy ass feel as if you are actually exercising.

It might be low impact but it’s still an exercise, it’s good for the heart and what not. Better exercise than a lot of people get.

Put a motherfuckin cobra in a box labeled "free porn" cuz no homeless bum is gonna resist free porn. While hes running off with a big ol grin on his face contemplating the good time him and his balls are gonna have he scratches open the packing tape only to be struck by the fangs in the motherfuckin throat. Which likely will enter his carotid artery in seconds flat. Hell prolly flail and get bit again and again in the face and eyes till the venom over comes him. Hell prolly die right in your driveway.

Where you can go laugh and point at him


Merry christmas

Where’s the bum gonna watch the porn? I guess there’s magazines but you know the bums gonna be too intoxicated or going thru some withdrawals to get it up so porn ain’t gonna excite him. Now write booze or drugs on there and you’ll really get that bum all ebullient and giddy..
 
Nothing pisses me off more than stubbing my toe! I literally threw away a new high chair because the weird ass legs stick out and snag me like some kind of venus fly trap for toes. It felt good to smash it down small enough to fit in the garbage can.:D
LMFAO ! That gets me so pissed to. I'd rather get sucker punched than stub my toe. That's awesome
 
NEW RAP MUSIC!! Will someone please come out that is a real motherfucker? How about some big dude who pumps iron and talks about real shit, not one of these scrawny wanna-be gangbangers with sagging skinny jeans who has nothing better to rap about than getting fucked up on codeine and pills!!

I've had just about enough of what I like to call "whiney rap" where it's pretty much talking over some shitty synthesizer!!

WHERE IS THE REAL SHIT!! Now, I've always been a metal guy predominately, but I'll listen to anything. NEW RAP MUSIC FUCKING SUCKS!!

We need that old school touch back, this new breed are some straight up fucking pussies!! Now is the perfect time for some muscle-bound REAL MAN to get into the industry and start rapping about REAL LIFE SHIT!! Give kids someone real to look up to, not just another drugged out dumbass faggot with a face tatt!!
 
NEW RAP MUSIC!! Will someone please come out that is a real motherfucker? How about some big dude who pumps iron and talks about real shit, not one of these scrawny wanna-be gangbangers with sagging skinny jeans who has nothing better to rap about than getting fucked up on codeine and pills!!

I've had just about enough of what I like to call "whiney rap" where it's pretty much talking over some shitty synthesizer!!

WHERE IS THE REAL SHIT!! Now, I've always been a metal guy predominately, but I'll listen to anything. NEW RAP MUSIC FUCKING SUCKS!!

We need that old school touch back, this new breed are some straight up fucking pussies!! Now is the perfect time for some muscle-bound REAL MAN to get into the industry and start rapping about REAL LIFE SHIT!! Give kids someone real to look up to, not just another drugged out dumbass faggot with a face tatt!!
The only real mofo that still holds his space is, and maybe peeps will disagree but for real eminem ! Still putting down and real as they come. Backed by Dre and many more that kick that shit for real. I punch in Bizkit and m and his new shit pops up.
 
NEW RAP MUSIC!! Will someone please come out that is a real motherfucker? How about some big dude who pumps iron and talks about real shit, not one of these scrawny wanna-be gangbangers with sagging skinny jeans who has nothing better to rap about than getting fucked up on codeine and pills!!

I've had just about enough of what I like to call "whiney rap" where it's pretty much talking over some shitty synthesizer!!

WHERE IS THE REAL SHIT!! Now, I've always been a metal guy predominately, but I'll listen to anything. NEW RAP MUSIC FUCKING SUCKS!!

We need that old school touch back, this new breed are some straight up fucking pussies!! Now is the perfect time for some muscle-bound REAL MAN to get into the industry and start rapping about REAL LIFE SHIT!! Give kids someone real to look up to, not just another drugged out dumbass faggot with a face tatt!!
Cant do rap. Ever seen live rap? Doesnt hold up. Too much production. It falls apart like a soggy cheezit live.
They had Lil Wayne on the south stage at my last Metallica concert. It sounded terrible. Then Metallica came on. Even in their 50s they owned Lil Wayne, his stage and everyone around it. Too loud, too good. Real music
 
Lil Wayne is all studio work. I was at the anger management tour close to 2000 and papa roach played , limp bizkitt, and Eminem . Awesome live . I was working at Gillette stadium 2015 and heard Beyonce and Jay z play sound like shit. Idk . All set with going to rap concerts anyway. Base drowns out everything and rappers can't even keep pace with their own music cuz thier bouncin around like donkeys and fail to give us what we came to hear and see. Missed the kid rock , Metallica show early 2000's . Didn't even make it in got pc'd out if my mind on x and missed the whole show. Pretty fucked up . Buddies told me it was insane and then asked where the fuck are your sneakers and shirt. LMAO ! That was a good concert hahahaha
 
Lol You are my enemy on the road drive faster
I like fucking with aggressive drivers. Cuz like i always say theres a difference between driving like an asshole and actually having a fast car
Most ppl are in the former category.
I like to see the frustration build when they realized they are owned. Thru and thru
 
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