This reminds me of something that happened to me a few weeks ago. Somebody parked so close next to my drivers side of my truck that I could barely slide in between, and couldn’t open the door more then a few inches.
Lol, in a act of rage I began slamming my hips and butt into this shitty Honda Pilot. Damn it must have been made of some thin metal because the front and rear door were completely smashed and dented in, and so was the front and rear side panels. Needless to say I finally entered my truck from the passenger side and left. That Honda sorta looked like it had rolled on its side. I sorta felt bad for 5 minutes.