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All this back and forth car shit is a luxury for you guys, I hope you understand that. People like me with small kids end up in a 17+ foot sedan that weighs over 5,000 pounds once I get in it. I don't have a lot of options for horsepower. Like beer, Enjoy what you got bros whether it's import or domestic.
 
All this back and forth car shit is a luxury for you guys, I hope you understand that. People like me with small kids end up in a 17+ foot sedan that weighs over 5,000 pounds once I get in it. I don't have a lot of options for horsepower. Like beer, Enjoy what you got bros whether it's import or domestic.
I got a flavor for every occasion:D
One a president would ride in. (For the fam)
One a redneck sumbitch would ride in 4x4 lockers etc
And one for keeping pink slips in:D
And one for cruising the lakes in
I take my toys serious
 
My stepdaughter has a POS boyfriend who I've never liked. He has a Mazda RX8 with a shitass exhaust and it pops all the time. He has these dumbass wide tires that look retarded and the whole damn setup just looks like a Mexican special. He thinks that car is the shit, and it makes me want to go get a Chevelle or an old Buck Grand National and fuck him up. Can't stand the fucking idiot
Grand National...now your talking.
When I was younger. I had a 4 banger mustang (fox body, notchback) that I swapped for a 4.8l. Put fresh valves in it and the LS9 camshaft with a 200 shot on it. Then I'd take the tires and soak them in VHT and fill it up with air and stick it out in the sun with like 60psi in it. I'd repeat this process until the tire actually grew. Then I'd ceram wrap the wheels till race day. The rubber would be so soft you could almost pick it off with your figure nail.
After spinning them up for heat you could hear the tire sticking to the ground as I rolled back. Sounded like duck tape unrolling.
Those ricers swore I was using VHT...not at the moment anyways. Lol I can't tell you how many egos I'd hurt. I'd let that bitch roll off the line and after stabbing it I'd be in second right away from a 411 gear and my finger would be hot on that button. Trying to blow that son of a bitch up like money was nothing but a thing!

God I miss that shit.
 
Grand National...now your talking.
When I was younger. I had a 4 banger mustang (fox body, notchback) that I swapped for a 4.8l. Put fresh valves in it and the LS9 camshaft with a 200 shot on it. Then I'd take the tires and soak them in VHT and fill it up with air and stick it out in the sun with like 60psi in it. I'd repeat this process until the tire actually grew. Then I'd ceram wrap the wheels till race day. The rubber would be so soft you could almost pick it off with your figure nail.
After spinning them up for heat you could hear the tire sticking to the ground as I rolled back. Sounded like duck tape unrolling.
Those ricers swore I was using VHT...not at the moment anyways. Lol I can't tell you how many egos I'd hurt. I'd let that bitch roll off the line and after stabbing it I'd be in second right away from a 411 gear and my finger would be hot on that button. Trying to blow that son of a bitch up like money was nothing but a thing!

God I miss that shit.
This post has inspired me to save money for a muscle car!!!
 
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HAIRDRESSERS.....Im so sick of these dumbass bitches fucking my kids hair up!!!

Hairdressers are all the same, they're sluts, pill poppers, lazy bitches who are in and out of work depending on which guy they're with, and don't be touching hair when you don't know wtf you're doing!!!

Especially these places like Sport Clips, they have these billboards with some hotass chick holding some clippers, then you get in there and realize it's a bunch of trailer park trash bitches with dumptruck wide asses!!!

So it's a fucking bunch of shit and a shit haircut. So what are the other options? Well, unless you want some sissy fucking with your kids head at some salon, not many options. Where the fuck is a real barber shop at now??
 
All this back and forth car shit is a luxury for you guys, I hope you understand that. People like me with small kids end up in a 17+ foot sedan that weighs over 5,000 pounds once I get in it. I don't have a lot of options for horsepower. Like beer, Enjoy what you got bros whether it's import or domestic.
I have young kids myself. My young kids become a part of my hobbies. So when I used to go to the motocross park I'd bring my son and his bike with me. When I'd go boating I'd make it a family ordeal. You have to find a way to include them into the hobby.

So my advice with a muscle car is to strap their asses in it and screech the tires, lol. They'll only respect you more
 
HAIRDRESSERS.....Im so sick of these dumbass bitches fucking my kids hair up!!!

Hairdressers are all the same, they're sluts, pill poppers, lazy bitches who are in and out of work depending on which guy they're with, and don't be touching hair when you don't know wtf you're doing!!!

Especially these places like Sport Clips, they have these billboards with some hotass chick holding some clippers, then you get in there and realize it's a bunch of trailer park trash bitches with dumptruck wide asses!!!

So it's a fucking bunch of shit and a shit haircut. So what are the other options? Well, unless you want some sissy fucking with your kids head at some salon, not many options. Where the fuck is a real barber shop at now??
You probably don't live near me but I have solved all these issues! I like you, was tired of turnover in the hair world and decided to make a stand. One of the businesses I opened was a hair salon and my wife and I run that shit like like a Carrier Battle Group. None of these flaky ass hairdressers, we might be understaffed at times but we only hire the most stable professional people.

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I have young kids myself. My young kids become a part of my hobbies. So when I used to go to the motocross park I'd bring my son and his bike with me. When I'd go boating I'd make it a family ordeal. You have to find a way to include them into the hobby.

So my advice with a muscle car is to strap their asses in it and screech the tires, lol. They'll only respect you more
I used to have an M3 but sold it a few years ago. You're right though, the kids loved doing burnouts. Honestly it was too dangerous to drive with the kids in it, I took it into BMW telling them I had a little tire shake at 135 and they looked at me like I was retarded. Turns out the tires weren't balanced for above 135 which they resolved and the car did 150+ no tire shake. I'm not sure if I'm mature enough for more horsepower than that.
 
I used to have an M3 but sold it a few years ago. You're right though, the kids loved doing burnouts. Honestly it was too dangerous to drive with the kids in it, I took it into BMW telling them I had a little tire shake at 135 and they looked at me like I was retarded. Turns out the tires weren't balanced for above 135 which they resolved and the car did 150+ no tire shake. I'm not sure if I'm mature enough for more horsepower than that.
No one is mature enough for alot of horsepower my man.
My weekender makes 500 naturally aspirated and i havent really done anything to it yet cuz its still new. Minor stuff.
Im a different person in that thing. Its intoxicating. Kids love it. Wife is scared of it. And i attract attention everywhere in a 2 mile radius. No apparantly im not mature enough either :)

Wife alwayz says " idk why you bothered with a specialty plate. No ones ever seen it and you dont give em a chance to read it"
Hahaha. So true
 
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UPDATE on the shit hair cuts and barber shop search...
There is a barber shop in town that does hot shaves, real haircuts, and there is an open bar to have a couple drinks at while you wait on your haircut. This will now be where I take my 9 year old son to get his hair cut. AROUND MEN, not fat no-talent sluts and sissy fucks. I don't care what it costs, it will be done there!!! I'm taking my father too, he needs to get his ass out of sport clips and get to a real place. We will make it a family affair and the kid can have a drink before his haircut. I'll pay the place to keep their fucking mouths shut (joking.....ok maybe)
 
my fucking elbow pisses me off!! I have a bone spur on it and it's been aggravating me for almost 2 years now!!!

I've been to 3 orthopedic Doc visits and done a PRP shot, the docs don't think the spur is the cause of the pain, they think it's tendonitis. My gut feeling is telling me it's the spur pushing against the tissue in the area, especially under heavier workloads in the gym!!

So I've been forced to train a little lighter and I'm at the point where I want the spur grinded down and the scar tissue removed/joint cleaned up.

When it comes to orthopedic Doctors it's so damn difficult to find ANYONE that is familiar with upper body, most of them deal primarily with lower body. I want this elbow fixed!!! I'm getting the fucker fixed ASAP. Fuck light training, fuck stupid experimental shit to avoid surgery, just fix the son of a bitch and let me go on!!!
 
Yeah man yesterday this hot girl from my gym complemented me on back and asked me what movements I was using.
It was innocent and I honestly didn’t feel like she was coming on to me. Sure as shit two minutes later her nerdy boyfriend comes and cock blocks are conversation then he stormed off. I could tell he was pissed! Lol, Then he started doing dumbbell curls with to much weight right in front of me. Talk about terrible form. He was pumping his legs and swinging his shoulders. Too funny!! He was a obviously jealous. :p
 
Yeah man yesterday this hot girl from my gym complemented me on back and asked me what movements I was using.
It was innocent and I honestly didn’t feel like she was coming on to me. Sure as shit two minutes later her nerdy boyfriend comes and cock blocks are conversation then he stormed off. I could tell he was pissed! Lol, Then he started doing dumbbell curls with to much weight right in front of me. Talk about terrible form. He was pumping his legs and swinging his shoulders. Too funny!! He was a obviously jealous. :p

Shoulda got her # just to show him you could of taken her from him.
 
Fuckin done with Walmart, from their shitty ass customer service to their low quality products: that place is a cesspool.
Hear ya. But they got the cheapest oil prices around! Can get pure synthetic for 5q jug for $22! Itll be $45 for the same jug at Oreilly and $80 if u pay an oil change station to do it. For the same product
 
Fuckin done with Walmart, from their shitty ass customer service to their low quality products: that place is a cesspool.
I love me some Walmart. I dont know how shit can be manufactured, shipped, handled, stocked and sold for so cheap. Some of the things seem impossible.

Oh and things that piss me off are people complaining about Walmart. What are you a shill for Amazon:p
 
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