What Pisses me off Page

[Demondosage]

I get pissed off when I'm taking a shit, and I have this long pause where nothing happens after the initial droppings....then after abt 5 more minutes my ass wants to start working again and blasts out another fart and a few more pebbles. It's WTF man, it took you 5 minutes to decide to shit more? It makes no sense and it doesn't just piss me off..IT SHITS ME OFF!!!

 

[JMpMasterSteve]

Fuck boi Methylated ”prohormones” that dipshits spend $70. Idiots

 

[Demondosage]

Liem Nielson movies piss me off. I swear to God every movie ever made with a guy screaming at someone on a phone ,"don't you hurt my family" features this fucking guy!

I'm trying to watch the movie "The commuter" and I'm so close to shutting this dumbass movie off. "GIVE ME BACK MY SON...DONT YOU TAKE MY WIFE!!

How abt something original? And Jesus Christ aren't there any action heroes outside of the nursing home anymore? WTF!!!

 

[Demondosage]

This has to be the ugliest bitch I've ever seen in my life. I love the politically correct photo on this box, 3 brown chicks in the background that look like complete dorks and then the 1 token 1 bitch has to be the ugliest fucking thing on the face of the planet!!! Fucking bullshit

 

[Demondosage]

Id rather stare at a dogs ass!!!

 

[MisterSuperGod]

This has to be the ugliest bitch I've ever seen in my life. I love the politically correct photo on this box, 3 brown chicks in the background that look like complete dorks and then the 1 token 1 bitch has to be the ugliest fucking thing on the face of the planet!!! Fucking bullshit

Smash. J/K. The picture represents "diversity".

Oooh, what's that one commercial...? It's for an OTC allergy med. Anyway, you got the native American girl driving. The black girl in the passengers seat that sneezes the fucking whip cream off the drink and onto the windshield. You got the white ginger in the backseat sitting next to the Asian girl.

One of those obvious attempts to cover every base and make the company look like a gives a fuck and doesn't want to exclude any race. In reality, as long as their money is green, they could be fucking purple for all they care.

 

[Demondosage]

Yea, the politically correct advertisements are perfectly fine...but how abt the not so politically correct ones that ppl can't point out?

How abt the fried chicken commercials with the black families passing around a bucket of KFC? Little racist not putting whitey in there isn't it? Whitey likes fried chicken too!

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

Yea, the politically correct advertisements are perfectly fine...but how abt the not so politically correct ones that ppl can't point out?

How abt the fried chicken commercials with the black families passing around a bucket of KFC? Little racist not putting whitey in there isn't it? Whitey likes fried chicken too!

Fucking love fried chicken!

 

[Mac11wildcat]

I had two bald bearded butt plugging faggots go cry to the staff about me today. Fuck them!! There were mad that I wouldn’t give up my bench that was close to the “heavy dumbbells” lol the 50lb ones. Even though there were two other ones available right next to each other. Poor batty bwoys had to walk 3 more feet to the “heavy dumbbells”. The girl who works there rolled her eyes as she explained there beef to me.
What a joke!!


Yeah the tren is probably kicking in!

You’re clearly not large or intimdiating enough. Work on it.

Do u know what pisses me off? It's this dumbass style of wearing a sportcoat with jeans and no tie!

Either you want to be all business or you want to look casual, but this style is for fucking retards!

What's the matter, did you never learn how to tie a fucking tie or tuck your god damn shirt in your pants u jackasses? This seriously looks like some Napolean Dynamite, Where's Waldo, fucking Mickey Mouse bullshit!

This child molester, "cool business casual" look fucking sucks and it's for idiots.

When you wear a sport coat you rock that bitch like Dinero or Peschi and go the full fucking 9 yards. Otherwise you gtfo of here because thats some clown ass style.

I swear to God every time I see this look all I can think of is that loser in his 20's and 30's who can't quit rolling through the high school parking lot trying to pick up girls!

No. This look fucking works don’t you dare. nice pair of jeans, nice shoes, and a truely tailored sport coat. Simple white T underneath. Only gets worn to upper end clubs or restaurants that aren’t quite at the level of business attire.

Untailored suits piss me off way more. Every man need at least 1 suit that fits like a glove, even if you’re a skinny cunt.

 

[Demondosage]

You’re clearly not large or intimdiating enough. Work on it.


No. This look fucking works don’t you dare. nice pair of jeans, nice shoes, and a truely tailored sport coat. Simple white T underneath. Only gets worn to upper end clubs or restaurants that aren’t quite at the level of business attire.

Untailored suits piss me off way more. Every man need at least 1 suit that fits like a glove, even if you’re a skinny cunt.

I'll give you a pass here, you're a likeable guy. At least we can agree on the tailored suit, lol

 

[twistulikepretzel]

What pisses me off -When your fasting and friend keeps eating warmed up caramel carrot cake in front of you ....

 

[twistulikepretzel]

Also when you at Jiu Jitsu and guy you picked to roll with refuse`s to shower and does not believe in deodorant and just ate a garlic Donair good time good times ..

 

[Demondosage]

Also when you at Jiu Jitsu and guy you picked to roll with refuse`s to shower and does not believe in deodorant and just ate a garlic Donair good time good times ..

This would turn into a real fight, hahaha

 

[Morefyah]

You’re clearly not large or intimdiating enough. Work on it.

Says the guy with the 4 inch vertical leap! Oh and I don’t speak faggot very well so it’s better they went to the staff first.

 

[Gbro]

I'm having chicken with brown rice for lunch. Two morbidly obese guys start in with "rice is bad for you" and "it's pure starch".

Oh, OK.

The one guy claims he doesn't lose weight, even when he cuts out rice. He has donuts every day though.

The other guys claims he gained weight when he only ate vegetables for a month.

I just want to eat in peace, god dammit.

 

[Mac11wildcat]

I'm having chicken with brown rice for lunch. Two morbidly obese guys start in with "rice is bad for you" and "it's pure starch".

Oh, OK.

The one guy claims he doesn't lose weight, even when he cuts out rice. He has donuts every day though.

The other guys claims he gained weight when he only ate vegetables for a month.

I just want to eat in peace, god dammit.

Someone should probably tell the Asian countries with rice as a primary food group and life expectancies in the high 80s this. Sounds dangerous.

 

[Sdryx]

Kidney stone AND a urinary tract infection!!!!!!



I'm pissing and cumming razor blades! FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!

 

[Demondosage]

Kidney stone AND a urinary tract infection!!!!!!



I'm pissing and cumming razor blades! FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!

Damn man, that sucks. Did u get it from having sex with someone?

 

[The Terminator]

Kidney stone AND a urinary tract infection!!!!!!



I'm pissing and cumming razor blades! FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!

Try pissing after the dickhole surgery for stones, uretroscopy/laser/stent placement. It’s like pissing bloody fire for a week, in fact it looks like hot sauce cause of the blood all while it feels like your kidney is about to burst because of the stent and inflammation. Constantly feels like your balls are being squeezed. First 2 attempts to pee only blood came out.

 

[Sdryx]

Damn man, that sucks. Did u get it from having sex with someone?

New girlfriend possibly... been having TONS of sex lately. Probably caused the UTI.

That and I'm at the end of a blast drinking lots of milk, about a gallon a day almost... and my dad has a history of calcium kidney stones... about 5 so far. So ended my blast early and cut back on the milk.

So perfect storm of a UTI combined with passing a kidney stone. Have not had sex for almost 2 weeks now