What Pisses me off Page

[Skull]

I hear ya brother...I see this shit at my gym too. When I see it go down, I just let loose a rant then those little stringbeans slink guiltily away!

When the gym is crowded I do politely ask to work in and likewise if others ask me NICELY I will gladly oblige them to work in with me. It's the greedy hogs I take umbrage with.

Ya ive been having to ask if I can work in with some guys that are just moving way to damn slow. Hahaha ill do one set an ask if they are ready to hit it, they usually say...naw man go ahead. I think they just like watching me fuckin kill it. It doesnt take me very long to knock out 3 or 4 sets when ya only take 10-15secs for rest. I do not want to give my body a rest. The way I look at it is...I can get all the rest I need when im dead but when its gym time, its fuckin go time. Shit or get off the pot people cuz Skull is comin through bahaha!!!!!

 

[jaymaximus]

Using condoms in porn!

No one wants to see that shit. Using a condom in porn is like a stuntman having visible wires in a movie. Just ruined the whole damn thing.

If youre job is to have sex on camera, then part of that is taking your chances.

NO CONDOMS IN PORN!

Edit: Also condoms in real life. I know I gotta wear them to keep safe from babies. Oh, and STDs. But they make sexual intercourse much less enjoyable.

 

[Sampei]

Using condoms in porn!

No one wants to see that shit. Using a condom in porn is like a stuntman having visible wires in a movie. Just ruined the whole damn thing.

If youre job is to have sex on camera, then part of that is taking your chances.

NO CONDOMS IN PORN!

Edit: Also condoms in real life. I know I gotta wear them to keep safe from babies. Oh, and STDs. But they make sexual intercourse much less enjoyable.

This just made me remember an horror story from my youth

 

[jaymaximus]

This just made me remember an horror story from my youth

NO! Yours and @bhog sex stories scare me bro.

 

[Skull]

NO! Yours and @bhog sex stories scare me bro.

Dont be scared....Just go with it. Tell them you dont mean to flip them over an do them dry here Giggity....an to squat on it for the night Giggity....then they can let you know Goo....wait what...

 

[tenpoundsleft]

Living at home....Holy fucking shit balls. I am tired of it, I am leaving ASAP.

Yeah, I have those days too - but I'm married with kids, so just grin and bear it...

 

[CdnGuy]

Pocket dialing, but not a phone call even worse. Just got to the dentist office , sat down with a bunch of other people. Nxt thing ya know all you hear is "oh yeah fuck me..fuck me hard in my ass "
Everyone's head just turn to me in shock lol I pocket dialed porn saved on my files LOL opps...kinda embarrassing

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

Pocket dialing, but not a phone call even worse. Just got to the dentist office , sat down with a bunch of other people. Nxt thing ya know all you hear is "oh yeah fuck me..fuck me hard in my ass "
Everyone's head just turn to me in shock lol I pocket dialed porn saved on my files LOL opps...kinda embarrassing

just own it...at least one woman in the room was turned on

 

[MindlessWork]

Pocket dialing, but not a phone call even worse. Just got to the dentist office , sat down with a bunch of other people. Nxt thing ya know all you hear is "oh yeah fuck me..fuck me hard in my ass "
Everyone's head just turn to me in shock lol I pocket dialed porn saved on my files LOL opps...kinda embarrassing

Lmao, a big oops for that one. Bet you never really lived that one down9 haha. Pocket porn eh?

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

smug sources piss me the fuck off. These guys that come in "like oh please we are here for the community! I hope we didn't break any rules!"...
...fast forward and they get a lil coin in their pocket and all of a sudden the heir of entitlement comes out. Fuck me? Nah motherfucker fuck YOU!

What's the official Meso policy on water-boarding?

 

[CdnGuy]

just own it...at least one woman in the room was turned on

Hilarious you said that, I go too this office cuz all the dental assistances are cute as hell. So the one I had smiles and said "I have porn on my phone too don't tell" Lol fuck if only i was 30 again. I would have asked her for her #. She was 21 tops ..

 

[jaymaximus]

People who won't stfu in a movie theater. Now im all for having fun and making noise. Even yelling "dont go in that door crazy bitch" at a horror movie, if you want complete silence stay at home. But dont be loud AND off topic because youre trying to be funny.

Happened yesterday at Star Wars. I got fed up and told the dude to shut up. He got bold because he got called out in a movie theater full of people. I stood up looking like a 6 ft 240lb guy who takes roids. He decided being quiet was a better idea. I was a little disappointed...then the movie started! GO SEE STAR WARS!

Second thing that pisses me off, people who havent seen Star Wars, Episode 7, The Force Awakens.

 

[MindlessWork]

Resolutioners

 

[jaymaximus]

Resolutioners

I never got this. Im mad the gym is packed, but usually it brings out some quality tail too.

Everyone has to start sometime. Even we all started some time. Maybe not new years.

The ones who piss me off are the ones who arent on task and the ones that quit, because I want more fit people...maybe even powerlifters...who are female

 

[MindlessWork]

I never got this. Im mad the gym is packed, but usually it brings out some quality tail too.

Everyone has to start sometime. Even we all started some time. Maybe not new years.

The ones who piss me off are the ones who arent on task and the ones that quit, because I want more fit people...maybe even powerlifters...who are female

True, of the resolutioners its really the fatties and slobs that piss me off

 

[jaymaximus]

True, of the resolutioners its really the fatties and slobs that piss me off

I say this year we all make a resolution to help some resolutioner get fit. Theyll come to us since we're all fit.

Lets take at least one under our wing. A female one maybe. By under i mean under us. By our wing I mean penis. Lets all take girls home from the gym and give em the D. New years resolutions!!!

 

[MindlessWork]

I say this year we all make a resolution to help some resolutioner get fit. Theyll come to us since we're all fit.

Lets take at least one under our wing. A female one maybe. By under i mean under us. By our wing I mean penis. Lets all take girls home from the gym and give em the D. New years resolutions!!!

LOL I'd be glad to take one of those fat females and turn her into a fitness model!

 

[jaymaximus]

LOL I'd be glad to take one of those fat females and turn her into a fitness model!

I had a friend who did that. There was a cute girl who was over weight and no one would date. He got her while she was fat, took her to gym, and she came back looking GOOD.

Eventually it turned around and she just got him to get fat. Hey, you win some, you lose some.

 

[pumpingiron22]

 

[jaymaximus]

This does the opposite of piss me off. Makes my jeans happy.