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This Christmas I'm taking the kids on a trip instead of buying them a bunch of shit. We are going to the mountains and going snow tubing or skiing. They can each get 1 or 2 things they've wanted for Xmas and thats a wrap!!! They wont remember half the stuff they got in a year, but they'll always remember the time with family.
I take the family skiing every year in keystone Colorado. It's our favorite vacation by far.
 
Went to both my kids open house today. And what could piss me off about that?
1) they use a peanut butter substitute now days. Called sunbutter. Cuz i have no idea how hundreds of years of school aged children ever made it thru life with peanut butter and the few that have allergies to it. It must of been mass homicide when i was growing up. They act as if peanut butter is mindlesswork and is banned from being on school property. Seriously, nothing made up about that.

2) they call Christmas break winter holiday? The fuck it is! Called CHRISTMAS MUTHAFUKKA and if u dont celebrate it then too damn bad. Its merry fuckin christmas while im at it.
Pussification of America is now starting in kindergarten.

My youngest daughter is allergic to peanuts - we did protein cookies (with peanut butter in there) the other weekend and just touching the dough made her skin all red and blotchy and swollen. Time for me to get her on a training program like this:
Some People Can Train Away Their Peanut Allergy | Smart News | Smithsonian
I did that with poison oak - same as poison ivy/sumac - where I swallowed tiny little pieces (placed in capsules) of poison oak spring leaves. I did that for 50 days one spring, about 15 years ago, and I still have only minimal reactions to poison ivy etc. Before I immediately got ridiculous reactions - swollen arms and it was horrible.

Merry Christmas - hell yes! I'm an agnostic, but fuck all these atheists and wusses who try to screw with traditions. Kwanzaa is even worse, a cooked up communist "celebration" made right here in the US, never celebrated anywhere prior to the 70s when this nutjob Marxist academic (but I repeat myself) invented it. Hannukah is also BS - that's a trivial Jewish "holiday" - nothing special at all. Just trumped up so Jews can do something during Christmas. Christmas of course truly being a Norse/pagan festivity.
But it's tradition, so fuck off with Season's Greetings and Happy Holidays - btw, what exactly is holy about those holy days, hmmmm? I've asked some people that, and they start to mumble. Idiots who can't think past getting out of bed.
 
Contractors that lie about the amount of work they have ready. Had one today tell my boss we are going to have 5 drywallers on siding so your guy can insulate the interior walls after the exterior walls. I get there, not one fucking drywaller there at all. Ended up having an early day.
 
Contractors that lie about the amount of work they have ready. Had one today tell my boss we are going to have 5 drywallers on siding so your guy can insulate the interior walls after the exterior walls. I get there, not one fucking drywaller there at all. Ended up having an early day.

ICE must have been there ahead of you.
 
Isn't it? Heathens I tell you. This is a lack of parenting or something.

If that's a restaurant, the pig probably went back to the table and shoved more food into his mouth with that hand.

It's why we need these signs everywhere:

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Another thing that pisses me off is a hardware store near me is closing this weekend or next week. It's the oldest in the country, opened in the 1700s. The owner can't afford to keep it open and no one will buy it. I hate seeing stuff like that.
 
If that's a restaurant, the pig probably went back to the table and shoved more food into his mouth with that hand.

It's why we need these signs everywhere:

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I had to make an emergency stop at a burger king. I did not get any food, scouts honor
 
If that's a restaurant, the pig probably went back to the table and shoved more food into his mouth with that hand.

It's why we need these signs everywhere:

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Good point - that pisses me off - seeing guys just walk from the stalls and out of the restroom without washing their hands. Filthy bastards.

I'm getting a Howard Hughes vibe after certain smelly assholes have been on some of the gym equipment. I've started to scrub my hands before I leave the gym.
 
I think @Docd187123 disapproves
He's a fan of the king? It looks good but it always fucks me up. Last time I got it I had an elevated heart rate for like 3 hours. Kind of scared after a few hours lol.

If I have to eat fast food I get a medium number 2 from Ronald's joint. 2 cheese burgers, medium fry and a diet coke. Simple and pretty light in comparison
 
Good point - that pisses me off - seeing guys just walk from the stalls and out of the restroom without washing their hands. Filthy bastards.

I'm getting a Howard Hughes vibe after certain smelly assholes have been on some of the gym equipment. I've started to scrub my hands before I leave the gym.

It's like the "no towel no train" rule - it's only the dirty fucking schmucks who ignore it :(
 
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