I'm the Alpha with No Omega

[TyroneMoreGains]

I don't think I ever properly introduced my self in this section of the forum. So might as well start now.

My name is Tyrone spelled Ty-rone.

I like grits and long walks in the park..

I'm also an aspiring point guard who with the help of copious GH use will make it into the NBA.

Fuck D-League.

I want to get there quick so I can get that big Television contract that's suppose to raise the Max.

I'm not greedy I just want a simple 5 year/190 million dollar contract with a player option.

Any suggestions would be appreciated

 

[Mr.B66]

Welcome to meso Ty-rone, umm.... BTW ..... Got any nudes ?[emoji12]
Good luck with the contract, and dont be afraid to ask for a little more[emoji4]

 

[TyroneMoreGains]

Welcome to meso Ty-rone, umm.... BTW ..... Got any nudes ?[emoji12]
Good luck with the contract, and dont be afraid to ask for a little more[emoji4]

Nah, sent them all to Greg Oden and Paul George for a contract hookup...

But they ended up sending me nudes back

I'm too valuable and therefore teams can't afford me
So I'm bringing down the price tag.
The lakers were the only team to bite

 

[Skull]

You knew i had to get in on this shit right lol? Welcome Tyro wit da A ta da O no lmfao Say it a few times then bust it out quick as shit Sounds alot better that way O shit I almost forgot to mention the most important part, MESO welcomes you!!! My suggestion is to never party naked, somebody always ends up getting fucked lmfao!!!!! Giggity Giggity Goo

 

[strongsafety41]

Do you need a good agent? Lol

 

[TyroneMoreGains]

Do you need a good agent? Lol

Nah, Rich Paul is my agent I figured if he can get Lebron back to Cleveland. He can get me a 5year/220 Million dollar contract with a player option and a Trade Kicker.

Once the GH kicks and gives me those much needed inches

 

[KillaBig]

Welcome,Your well being is through the roof!
Mine is to but it's plagued with Tren induced Psychotic nymphomanic thoughts all day long.

Anyways time to go pick up some more hookers to tie up in my basement and burn there face's.

Good luck with the NBA sounds like your on the right track!

 

[Mr.B66]

Nah, Rich Paul is my agent I figured if he can get Lebron back to Cleveland. He can get me a 5year/220 Million dollar contract with a player option and a Trade Kicker.

Once the GH kicks and gives me those much needed inches

WTF!!! You greedy bastard, just a little while ago you were willing to sign for 190 mil, i can see 190 mil but 220 mil, [emoji50]

 

[strongsafety41]

Nah, Rich Paul is my agent I figured if he can get Lebron back to Cleveland. He can get me a 5year/220 Million dollar contract with a player option and a Trade Kicker.

Once the GH kicks and gives me those much needed inches

To hell with the GH ... All you need to do is go into the closet, grab the bar, and let growing begin. True Brady bunch style. Shit... It worked for MJ.

 

[TyroneMoreGains]

Welcome,Your well being is through the roof!
Mine is to but it's plagued with Tren induced Psychotic nymphomanic thoughts all day long.

Anyways time to go pick up some more hookers to tie up in my basement and burn there face's.

Good luck with the NBA sounds like your on the right track!

Fuck yeah, Bro


I usually pick the hookers up already dead.

Nothing like a dead hookers asshole in the crack of dawn.

 

[TyroneMoreGains]

WTF!!! You greedy bastard, just a little while ago you were willing to sign for 190 mil, i can see 190 mil but 220 mil, [emoji50]

Don't forget the 5% trade kicker if I were to be traded

I'm worth every penny the NBA has yet to see someone ball like me.

People say I'm like a Mixture of Brian Scalabrine (over looked for the MVP many times) and Kwame Brown. But with Allen Iverson's size and Derrick roses knees..

I'm a sure bet for The MVP, Rookie of the Year and Defensive player of the year awards right off the bat.

If I can do this on 2K how hard can it really be in real life.

 

[TyroneMoreGains]

To hell with the GH ... All you need to do is go into the closet, grab the bar, and let growing begin. True Brady bunch style. Shit... It worked for MJ.

So, why your saying is that I have to have sex with MJ

Which one Jordan or Magic

 

[jaymaximus]

Welcome to meso bro. Can I get your stats?
How tall are you?
How much do you weigh?
How big are you when its cold outside?
Are you a top or a bottom?

Also remember bow that youre here that everyone here is a good dude. So if anyone PMs you trying to sell you something BUY IT. No questions. Especially if theyre well known. That means their gear is legit!

 

[strongsafety41]

So, why your saying is that I have to have sex with MJ

Which one Jordan or Magic

Yo... Lol ... I just read that shit again ... Lol. Not what I was implying but funny as hell!

Jordan during Come fly with me and his hall of fame speech discussed how he was short in high school and tried hanging in his closet from the bar (hanger). He did this because he saw it on an episode of The Brady Bunch. Not saying that it worked but he is far taller than his brothers. Lol

 

[CdnGuy]

Welcome to meso Tyler!!! Hahaha Ball out brother!!! Maybe your Clips can produce this season!

 

[TyroneMoreGains]

Welcome to meso Tyler!!! Hahaha Ball out brother!!! Maybe your Clips can produce this season!

After that choke job I have decided to go with a clear winner.
The Minnesota Timberwolves

 

[TyroneMoreGains]

Welcome to meso bro. Can I get your stats?
How tall are you?
How much do you weigh?
How big are you when its cold outside?
Are you a top or a bottom?

Also remember bow that youre here that everyone here is a good dude. So if anyone PMs you trying to sell you something BUY IT. No questions. Especially if theyre well known. That means their gear is legit!

6'1
240 Lbs
5 inches
Power Bottom

I've already gotten so many PMs about Gear for Sissy Boi.

Should I comply?

Guy says he has Serostim kits that he short changed from an AIDS patient.

I'm just looking to be a good 6'9 with a 7'0 wing span by the end of my GH Cycle.
Are those goals attainable?

Does GH also give Lebron Caliber Skills? If not, I'll settle with D-Wade type skills but without the jaw but yes to Gabrielle Union.

 

[jaymaximus]

6'1
240 Lbs
5 inches
Power Bottom

I've already gotten so many PMs about Gear for Sissy Boi.

Should I comply.

Guy says he has Serostim kits that he short changed from an AIDS patient.

I'm just looking to be a good 6'9 with a 7'0 wing span by the end of my GH Cycle.
Are those goals attainable?

Does GH also give Lebron Caliber Skills? If not, I'll settle with D-Wade type skills but without the jaw but yes to Gabrielle Union.

The GH gives Lebron skills, but it comes with his hairline.

 

[twistulikepretzel]

if you looking for a nipple tweaker when you get you a 190 million dollar contract look me up my ice 100% glacier ice ....

 

[TyroneMoreGains]