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MyoGen - The Anabolic Revolution Is Here

Day 462.

The Anabolic Revolutionaries have been taking census in my neighborhood - the nattys next door were whisked away in the back of a black van emblazoned with a spartan helmet outline along the side. I've stashed my drostanolone in the sock drawer along with my canned salmon and quaker oats. My neighbors across the hall have been whispering in huddles and leering at me - I expect a knock on the door any day now. Sweating bullets and I haven't touched tren in years. Curtailing muscle loss is now a challenge with the newly imposed "gaintain" calorie paradigm - I don't know what fucking twink "gaintains" at 1700kcal but I'd love to know their 1RMs. I'm not sure how much longer I can take the rattling of vials going on upstairs. Pretty sure they're attempting a homebrew - they keep trading their milks for yams and their flat smells like fucking vinegar and cumin. My walls are paper thin so I know everyone's sex drive has plummeted - I haven't heard anyone fucking in months.
 
Step 183956294004838: they’re manufacturing manufacturers to brew their ink, then they’ll have to manufacture pens and paper, so they can finally put down a fucking plan about selling steroids online.
 
Step 183956294004838: they’re manufacturing manufacturers to brew their ink, then they’ll have to manufacture pens and paper, so they can finally put down a fucking plan about selling steroids online.
Understandable. It’s tough to sell drugs to willing users...
 
Revolution:
  • a sudden, extreme, or complete change in the way people live, work, etc.

Nothing is sudden in this case. Lol.
 
It appears to be more of an evolution than a revolution. In 150 million years, we'll all be eating our words on this one.

Slow and steady, Myogen. Slow and steady.
 
Don’t worry guys, Andre just sent me an homing pigeon with a message for us all: the letter says “Don’t worry Meso, I’m extracting test directly from my blood since all the funds were spent in cardboard and amps, it’s a matter of years and I’ll be ready to afford an internet connection to update you on the forum and start selling some products”.
 
and reviews lately... I heard of Myogen a few years ago, but I didn't think it would last no offense. I judged the book ---my apologies. But If anyone has used it recently I would love to hear your experience.. better yet tested it... Thank you for your time
 
Yep. Several of their sample amps came back contaminated.
I must have missed this. What I saw on AL was good tests.... I looked into them when I noticed a source I use carried them. Thought I'd take a look. Everything I saw was good. Still prob never use them tho lol.
 
I must have missed this. What I saw on AL was good tests.... I looked into them when I noticed a source I use carried them. Thought I'd take a look. Everything I saw was good. Still prob never use them tho lol.

Do you KNOW?

Then shut the fuck up!

That’s the new old rule. Thats how MESO has been for years and we are going back to it. Your thoughts and opinions don’t mean shit.

Myogen has had several samples with biological contamination. Their testogen 250 definitely did.

I know that sounds abrasive but fuck man, hit that search button instead of saying “oh I must have missed this...” cause guess what? You DID miss it.
 
Do you KNOW?

Then shut the fuck up!

That’s the new old rule. Thats how MESO has been for years and we are going back to it. Your thoughts and opinions don’t mean shit.

Myogen has had several samples with biological contamination. Their testogen 250 definitely did.

I know that sounds abrasive but fuck man, hit that search button instead of saying “oh I must have missed this...” cause guess what? You DID miss it.
Ok tough guy.
 
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