jaymaximus
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I had an overweight fella I worked with who did that. His wife made him diet and he would go by BK first. Never wouldve been caught but he used his work credit card
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I had an overweight fella I worked with who did that. His wife made him diet and he would go by BK first. Never wouldve been caught but he used his work credit card
TRT
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Ya. My old man use to do that. Died from being over weight and not eating right. Had nothing to do with the drugs and steroid.
Wife and I go to the same gym... pulled her into one of the tanning bed rooms, pulled my pants down had her blow me, lick my sweaty balls and ass after a hard workout. She rode me for all of 2 minutes until I busted. Yes, 2 pump chump.
Jeremiahflex
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My wife is almost translucent, was gonna suggest she go tanning. I think the fuck not. Thanks for reminding me what people do there.
I found a cardio I like... started dating a 22 year old.
That will definitely count as cardio. I wonder how many calories that's burns. Lol
HIGHRISK
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Not sure how much of a confession but I've fucked over 250 bitches easily from 15 until about 28. When I was younger if you moved to slow around me it was possible you'd get fucked lol. Very lucky I never caught a disease or some crazy shit.
John Daley
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Haha well at 28 years, I am still a virgin compared to you, on 29 bitches now.
Confession, I keep a list of all the girls in chronological order...when I am 50 it'll be nice to reminisce.
Confession, I want to fuck a midget.
Confession, I would probably bang a ladyboy in thailand (from behind!)
Confession, I have only met 1 girl who is as sexually fucked up as I am...
Confession, I am really sexually fucked up.
Holy shit I feel way better xD
HIGHRISK
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Lol I had a list also until my wife "then girlfriend " found it lol she was not happy. Especially when she seen her friends on there and her friends moms and sisters. Oops
John Daley
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Accidental confession ftwLol I had a list also until my wife "then girlfriend " found it lol she was not happy. Especially when she seen her friends on there and her friends moms and sisters. Oops
As long as the boy downstairs is happy that's what counts!
1 last confession (for now..), I act like I'm super happy about quitting drinking (because hormones and gains yo?)... but it fucking sucks. I cant talk to women or dance unless I have a half bottle of cognac down me, 2 years of no boozing... after this PCT (which is in a week), I'm back in the game... fuck it, need to live a little right?
TRT
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Wow. Wonder how that conversation went. We're there dates too or just names?Lol I had a list also until my wife "then girlfriend " found it lol she was not happy. Especially when she seen her friends on there and her friends moms and sisters. Oops
HIGHRISK
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Nope just names.lol .... It was like this. You fuked blah blah? And her and her mom? Your such a fucking piece of shit blah blah blah..you fucked all my friends!! And whores at your work? U mother fucker!! ...... It wasn't good. But 20years later we are still together.
I once met a chick at Taco Bell drive through. Flirted ask what time she got off its was like 2am. So I got her number. Texted her about 1:45 told her I was coming up there but I wanted her to bring me out some tacos. Then at 1:55 told my girl I was feeling tacos and was gonna run and get some before they closed at 2. Went up there got my tacos from Taco Bell girl. Fucked her in my car about 10 minutes after she got in. Came back 30 minutes later. Girl was like wtf? Took so long. I said they had to cook all my shit fresh so it took a few. Lol
ate my tacos and went to bed
John Daley
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RuthlessNope just names.lol .... It was like this. You fuked blah blah? And her and her mom? Your such a fucking piece of shit blah blah blah..you fucked all my friends!! And whores at your work? U mother fucker!! ...... It wasn't good. But 20years later we are still together.
I once met a chick at Taco Bell drive through. Flirted ask what time she got off its was like 2am. So I got her number. Texted her about 1:45 told her I was coming up there but I wanted her to bring me out some tacos. Then at 1:55 told my girl I was feeling tacos and was gonna run and get some before they closed at 2. Went up there got my tacos from Taco Bell girl. Fucked her in my car about 10 minutes after she got in. Came back 30 minutes later. Girl was like wtf? Took so long. I said they had to cook all my shit fresh so it took a few. Lol
ate my tacos and went to bed
TRT
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Ballzy mother fucker.
Confession, only fucked 9 chicks. And only one at a time.
Not a playa....
And number 5 gave me crabs.
Not a playa....
And number 5 gave me crabs.
TRT
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Well since we're talking about that. Found out my fiancé was cheating when I went in to get a bunch of standard testing done required by my company for work and popped positive for chlamydia.
Did u marry her?
TRT
New Member
Fuck no! I kicked that bitch to the curb. She had kids...I miss them. [emoji37]
Life goes on.
colossus25
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Lmaoo yeah man with that kind of luck i would keep the numbers down. I don't even wanna know what number 10 gives ya [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
