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As a rule I generally avoid alcohol except on weekends, but somehow the near miss of the hurricane this week gave me an excuse to break that rule. So at the moment I'm a full bottle of wine and two martinis on the drunk side of normal, and my wife is sound asleep. I don't exactly know what's about to happen, and I truly hope divorce is not a part of it, but I am about to wake her up.
 
flenser said:
Once as a teenager I got really drunk and sympathy fucked this fat girl in a wheel chair - I carried her to the couch first, which is how things got started. I saw her the next day and she kept telling me how much fun she had, so I did her sober. After that I got a little obsessed and started making up excuses to get her alone. Now for the confession: she was my girlfriend's little sister, and she never ratted me out.
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I just now saw this!!!!

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Speaking of fat chicks. I met up with this chick one time who lied about how she looked obviously and I ended up fucking her after she gave me a few drinks. The crazy thing about it is that she was so tight I thought it was in her ass. I had to ask her like twice just to make sure. I had a hell of a time getting it in there. She probably heard me mumbling " what the fuck?". She had a kid too! Blew my fucking mind.

Shitty thing is that I was just using her. She was actually a really nice girl.
 
In 8th grade I had a teacher, Mr. O'Donnell. I was chewing gum in his class and he told me to get rid of it. I denied it, so he came over and told me to stand up. I stood up and he told me to open my mouth. He made the gesture by opening his mouth wide and I spit the gum in his mouth. He gagged and shoved me on the floor. I got suspended for 3 days. I could tell by the look in his eyes that if nobody was there I wouldve been buried in the woods!
 
TRT said:
I always had pride in the the way I never cheated on any gf I had but towards the end of the last one I took this hot hot blonde to a hotel and told GF I was working that night. Fucked her brains out for hours and loved every minute of it.
Not gonna tell you what the GF did to me to deserve that cause that's not the point.
I actually enjoyed that night so much I haven't stopped thinking about her for very long.
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i dont think its a matter of your missing something and are needing to get it somewhere else, i just think commitment is awesome and all but it isnt exciting after a couple years, so without that excitement you want to do shit like that which is amplified if your on shit loads of test and cialis or whatever. But if its all you can think about then morally its a bad move but if you keep thinking about it overall i'd say it was the right move. which might sound kinda strange.
 
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I went ten days on 20 carbs. On the 11th day I would have a refeed day..... I'm at the end of that day right now. I fucking got pumpkin this pumpkin that. I'm about to eat pumpkin pie ice cream out of my girls ass but idk if I can do it I'm going to fucking puke. I CANT WAIT TOMORROW I ONLY HAVE TO EAT 20 CARBS!

But the day after that it's on again :( I'm carbed the fuk aought boys

My girls telling me don't be a pussy

Half a pint out the ass of my jacked sex cheetah girlfriend left
 
tengtren said:
I went ten days on 20 carbs. On the 11th day I would have a refeed day..... I'm at the end of that day right now. I fucking got pumpkin this pumpkin that. I'm about to eat pumpkin pie ice cream out of my girls ass but idk if I can do it I'm going to fucking puke. I CANT WAIT TOMORROW I ONLY HAVE TO EAT 20 CARBS!

But the day after that it's on again :( I'm carbed the fuk aought boys

My girls telling me don't be a pussy

Half a pint out the ass of my jacked sex cheetah girlfriend left
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your kidding right? she called you a pussy for not doing it? she sounds like a keeper, 100% do it.
 
TheUglyTruth said:
your kidding right? she called you a pussy for not doing it? she sounds like a keeper, 100% do it.
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Oh the food in the booty is normal thing(recently ) it's the finishing the 1200 carbs for the day

Basically my confession today was I don't want carbs lol

All good though I'm bout to hit some TrNE and tne and get after it
 
tengtren said:
I went ten days on 20 carbs. On the 11th day I would have a refeed day..... I'm at the end of that day right now. I fucking got pumpkin this pumpkin that. I'm about to eat pumpkin pie ice cream out of my girls ass but idk if I can do it I'm going to fucking puke. I CANT WAIT TOMORROW I ONLY HAVE TO EAT 20 CARBS!

But the day after that it's on again :( I'm carbed the fuk aought boys

My girls telling me don't be a pussy

Half a pint out the ass of my jacked sex cheetah girlfriend left
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Send us a pic of her butthole
 
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