Janoshik Analytical laboratory testing services

[janoshik]

The junior members coming out of the woodwork reminded me of this. Couldn't help myself.

le edgy jano picture

 

[BigDaddyV]

Okay well since I may want testing in the future could you please post a pic of equipment or tell me what page your equipment is posted on?
thank you.

 

[janoshik]

Okay well since I may want testing in the future could you please post a pic of equipment or tell me what page your equipment is posted on?
thank you.

It's either in the post here: Janoshik Analytical laboratory testing services

or well:

 

[BigDaddyV]

It's either in the post here: Janoshik Analytical laboratory testing services

or well:

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Lmao!
thank you, I appreciate it. I didn’t actually think you’ve made it this far without equipment. That would be some ultimate con man shit.
I guess I just needed a little reassurance

 

[Sdryx]

Jano, can you now post pics of the standards that you use in order to complete these tests you are completing?

I'll wait... but your machine means nothing without those standards...

 

[Songoku06]

@canadian mutant @avco

they're right. to prove the legitimacy we need complete picture of the laboratory with standards

 

[janoshik]

@canadian mutant @avco

they're right. to prove the legitimacy we need complete picture of the laboratory with standards

Well then feel free to use their services instead of mine.

Good luck and have a good day!

 

[Songoku06]

I don't understand why @janoshik is never happy when asked to prove his legitimacy. putting beautiful photos of his laboratory can only comfort future customers. It can only be good for his business. this proves that there is a problem in his laboratory

 

[janoshik]

I don't understand why @janoshik is never happy when asked to prove his legitimacy. putting beautiful photos of his laboratory can only comfort future customers. It can only be good for his business. this proves that there is a problem in his laboratory

As you can see above, I am extremely happy to do it for my current or potential clients. My clients like me and use me over and over again for a very good reason. And I like them and often go out of my way to help them too.

There are people on this forum who were in the lab personally, there are many more people on this forum, who seen pictures of the entire lab and the standards.

But I will not be posting all the details in the open forum and I will not be responding to demands of people who I deem do not have genuine interest. In case you hadn't noticed I ostentatiously ignore such demands.

Deal with it.

Only people complaining are those who never sent stuff for testing, you included.
It gets really hard to take such complaints seriously.

 

[canadian mutant]

As you can see above, I am extremely happy to do it for my current or potential clients. My clients like me and use me over and over again for a very good reason. And I like them and often go out of my way to help them too.

There are people on this forum who were in the lab personally, there are many more people on this forum, who seen pictures of the entire lab and the standards.

But I will not be posting all the details in the open forum and I will not be responding to demands of people who I deem do not have genuine interest. In case you hadn't noticed I ostentatiously ignore such demands.

Deal with it.

Only people complaining are those who never sent stuff for testing, you included.
It gets really hard to take such complaints seriously.

remember the time u scammed Mands and got busted bahaha

 

[SoulTrader]

remember the time u scammed Mands and got busted bahaha

How did he end up getting caught?

 

[janoshik]

How did he end up getting caught?

Why waste time discussing with an inconsequential troll?

 

[Sdryx]

There are people on this forum who were in the lab personally, there are many more people on this forum, who seen pictures of the entire lab and the standards.

More lies???

I can quote where you stated that you have obtained no standards and that you "make your own." LOL

So explain to customers how you believe your tests are accurate because you tested it against... your own standards.

That's like when I got a shitty low weight bag of weed as a kid and tell the dealer, this isn't an 8th. And then he says, yes it is, because I said so. No need to weigh this shit. I wrote "8th" on it, so it weighs an 8th without me measuring it...

 

[canadian mutant]

How did he end up getting caught?

Mands sent this kid some samples for testing. Jano sent him all the “results” (his classic shitty PDF). Like a week later Mands got a letter from customs that the samples he sent to Jano were seized by customs on the way. Jano never got the samples. But still produced results.
And this isn’t “hearsay” or some fake story. Jano admits to this in the 1st post of this thread. Why would anyone still use this kids services is beyond me.

 

[janoshik]

Mands sent this kid some samples for testing. Jano sent him all the “results” (his classic shitty PDF). Like a week later Mands got a letter from customs that the samples he sent to Jano were seized by customs on the way. Jano never got the samples. But still produced results.
And this isn’t “hearsay” or some fake story. Jano admits to this in the 1st post of this thread. Why would anyone still use this kids services is beyond me.

Post the faked PDF then, retard.

Shouldn't be too hard to upload a single PDF file, despite you having a pea sized brain to go along with your balls. Maybe you could even ask somebody to help you. There are charities for people like you, you know.

 

[SoulTrader]

Mands sent this kid some samples for testing. Jano sent him all the “results” (his classic shitty PDF). Like a week later Mands got a letter from customs that the samples he sent to Jano were seized by customs on the way. Jano never got the samples. But still produced results.
And this isn’t “hearsay” or some fake story. Jano admits to this in the 1st post of this thread. Why would anyone still use this kids services is beyond me.

I have always seen small hints at this story but never actually seen it be fully explained. When did this happen?

 

[VisionAZ]

There will never be 100% satisfaction here. Because even jano made mistakes in the beginning or lied about his laboratory location etc.

But it is also a fact that his tests have been compared with other labs like Lab4tox more often and were +/- correct.

Believe it or not, if you are a competitive athlete, make a crosscheck of a product at Lab4tox. Or a blood test if it is about testosterone. You can easily find out yourself if your tests are correct or not.

Posting the same "old" stories over and over again will not help anyone.
There is no evidence for some of them and they decide for you where you want to test.

Lab4tox or Jano both have good prices.

But you can still argue about other ways of doing things.

Personally, I was just as skeptical from earlier rehearsals. But since a longer time Jano gives good comparable results.

And I am the last fanboy, but I have tried both Lab4tox + Janon + blood count at Testo. And that fit me.

 

[Sdryx]

This whole idea of "trusting" Jano is absurd. He's a proven liar.

Any of you have kids? Lets say they got molested. A couple years later the molester says they want to babysit. Hell, they even have a few people who say that he babysat last week for them and did a pretty good job too! You want this molester to babysit your kids now because they got a couple good references??? Go fuck yourself for supporting this loser and enabling them to keep on thriving here.

You look fucking stupid for even considering, let alone defending this jackass. I hope you don't have kids.

 

[janoshik]

Sdryx certainly appears to have kiddie fondling on mind a lot.
Quite worrisome trait.

 

[canadian mutant]

5 free HGH tests without any time limit are offered for @mands as an apology, along with a verbal one - I apologize about my unacceptable behavior and lying about the test you had conducted with me, mands.

Enjoy ur fake tests peeps