Janoshik Analytical laboratory testing services

[janoshik]

Enjoy ur fake tests peeps

Damn, one can almost see PDF file name on that one.
It's as if you were illiterate in addition to... other stuff.

 

[canadian mutant]

Damn, one can almost see PDF file name on that one.
It's as if you were illiterate in addition to... other stuff.

Hey kid just so the members are aware. Why did you fake those tests anyway? What was the reason ?

5 free HGH tests without any time limit are offered for @mands as an apology, along with a verbal one I apologize about my unacceptable behavior and lying about the test you had conducted with me, mands.

 

[BigDaddyV]

Hey kid just so the members are aware. Why did you fake those tests anyway? What was the reason ?

Probably for money. Lol

 

[Jet Labs]

This whole idea of "trusting" Jano is absurd. He's a proven liar.

Any of you have kids? Lets say they got molested. A couple years later the molester says they want to babysit. Hell, they even have a few people who say that he babysat last week for them and did a pretty good job too! You want this molester to babysit your kids now because they got a couple good references??? Go fuck yourself for supporting this loser and enabling them to keep on thriving here.

You look fucking stupid for even considering, let alone defending this jackass. I hope you don't have kids.

You look even MORE stupid than Jano for talking about that sick ass shit! Next time you want to make a point you don't need to be so dark lol.

 

[VisionAZ]

This whole idea of "trusting" Jano is absurd. He's a proven liar.

Any of you have kids? Lets say they got molested. A couple years later the molester says they want to babysit. Hell, they even have a few people who say that he babysat last week for them and did a pretty good job too! You want this molester to babysit your kids now because they got a couple good references??? Go fuck yourself for supporting this loser and enabling them to keep on thriving here.

You look fucking stupid for even considering, let alone defending this jackass. I hope you don't have kids.

One says a liar is not believed. This is true, but also a liar can rehabilitate himself by good deeds.

I say yes there is Lab4tox but only this.
Siemec himself had an error in the Balkan test. What else? She also makes mistakes as it turns out. Has been clarified and that's it

But to go on with the old stuff forever does not help.

2x blind test to jano 2x to lab4tox and you can form your own opinion. I am not the only one who did this. Everybody is free to do a test himself.
And believe me, I was more than critical and never a fan of Jano after lies about the location turned out to be true and so on.
it is always the same accusations but nevertheless many labs test him. Why because he is so cheap or because he can test properly?

E.g. Testo E blood tests (if they are done right and you enter the right parameters do not lie and the lab test is a good proof. You can also simply compare it with the Roidcalculator +/-%.

I will continue to be critical but if the test continues to fit there is no reason for me not to use jano from time to time. Or lab4tox

 

[Sdryx]

Look at all these fucking class acts here. Get the fuck outta here with your self serving bullshit. You aren't here for harm reduction. You are here to get a fucking deal from a fucking scam artist.

Don't come on to MESO with this fucking bullshit self serving mentality. All of you.

Why should this be any different than a source scamming. They would never be allowed back... so don't give me this bullshit about "rehabilitation" and "it was a while ago."

You all who are supporting this guy are fucking self serving and interested in one thing and one thing only... A FUCKING DISCOUNT (cause his service is cheap)

Get fucked.

 

[janoshik]

Damn, now we have a latent pedo who had never in his life tested anything, nor even donated to AnabolicLab, trying to patronize half the forum crying about what should be allowed and what shouldn't on a Friday night.

Stay classy and keep the distance from kindergartens, @Sdryx

 

[Sdryx]

I do investigations for a living and yea, I presented a black and white analogy for those who are fucking stupid for defending your service.

Go get fucked loser.

 

[janoshik]

Do they even let fondlers become narcs?

Because man, being both means you've really outdone yourself.

 

[Norse13]

Look at all these fucking class acts here. Get the fuck outta here with your self serving bullshit. You aren't here for harm reduction. You are here to get a fucking deal from a fucking scam artist.

Don't come on to MESO with this fucking bullshit self serving mentality. All of you.

Why should this be any different than a source scamming. They would never be allowed back... so don't give me this bullshit about "rehabilitation" and "it was a while ago."

You all who are supporting this guy are fucking self serving and interested in one thing and one thing only... A FUCKING DISCOUNT (cause his service is cheap)

Get fucked.

Yo,
I don't know what is your beef with Janoshik, can you please take it private instead of polluting this thread.
You may not realise it (poor social skills?) but you're patronising a large number of people with your statements of seeking a discount.
I send all my wife's tablets to janoshik for testing, I don't give a fuck about your opinion on the tests. Is it difficult for you to understand that someone may value their spouse's health more than that of some random rabiate guy on the Internet who has never contributed a single useful piece of advice or information? Not even written something funny to give us a laugh?
Disclaimer - I never got a single Euro discount from Janos, but about half the sources have given me credit or free gear for doing and posting the tests. That's given to me AFTER the tests and I would have done the tests anyway. E.g. after I tested the last pack of primo ace, the gym bro source gave me another pack for free when I showed him the test results.
My spouse's health is worth more than the few Euro that I spend on those tests. If you ever get married, let's see what kind of family guy you are, if you think your wife's health is worth €80. Probably not.

 

[Norse13]

I do investigations for a living and yea, I presented a black and white analogy for those who are fucking stupid for defending your service.

Go get fucked loser.

What the FUCK do you investigate??? That is the most hilarious statement in a long time.

 

[BigDaddyV]

Sorry everyone’s being rude in the manner they are asking but I’d actually like to see the proper standards if you’re comfortable posting it. If you aren’t for OPSEC purposes maybe you’re more comfortable via email? I understand if security issues would prevent this, I don’t doubt you I’d just appreciate the peace of mind behind proof of your legitimacy. Thanks in advance man!

 

[janoshik]

Sorry everyone’s being rude in the manner they are asking but I’d actually like to see the proper standards if you’re comfortable posting it. If you aren’t for OPSEC purposes maybe you’re more comfortable via email? I understand if security issues would prevent this, I don’t doubt you I’d just appreciate the peace of mind behind proof of your legitimacy. Thanks in advance man!

You mean like this?

 

[BigDaddyV]

You mean like this?
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Exactly thanks again man!

 

[janoshik]

Hello everyone,

Hope you all are staying safe, I just wanted to post the testing I had done on the Opti 120iu grey tops, and the 280iu purple tops.

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t hesitate to reach out.

Thank you. View attachment 138676View attachment 138675

Another bunch of blind samples tested with less than 24h turnaround

 

[canadian mutant]

Another bunch of blind samples tested with less than 24h turnaround

Sticky: Jano "The ultimate Con-man and Liar?" thread...You be the judge

 

[janoshik]

Sticky: Jano "The ultimate Con-man and Liar?" thread...You be the judge

The more losers like you seethe on the great job I'm doing, the more I enjoy it. <3

 

[Sdryx]

Yo,
I don't know what is your beef with Janoshik, can you please take it private instead of polluting this thread.
You may not realise it (poor social skills?) but you're patronising a large number of people with your statements of seeking a discount.
I send all my wife's tablets to janoshik for testing, I don't give a fuck about your opinion on the tests. Is it difficult for you to understand that someone may value their spouse's health more than that of some random rabiate guy on the Internet who has never contributed a single useful piece of advice or information? Not even written something funny to give us a laugh?
Disclaimer - I never got a single Euro discount from Janos, but about half the sources have given me credit or free gear for doing and posting the tests. That's given to me AFTER the tests and I would have done the tests anyway. E.g. after I tested the last pack of primo ace, the gym bro source gave me another pack for free when I showed him the test results.
My spouse's health is worth more than the few Euro that I spend on those tests. If you ever get married, let's see what kind of family guy you are, if you think your wife's health is worth €80. Probably not.

There are accredited testing sources instead of this shady ass mother fucker and you, who come here claiming to give a shit about your wife... choose to spend less on testing shit that you are putting inside of HER body instead of paying a bit more for an accredited testing source to test it? You choose to take a discount at the cost of your wife's health? Shame on you.

Get the fuck outta here clown.

 

[janoshik]

Fuck off, pedo. Nobody likes you and nobody cares for you @Sdryx.
You are like a shit stain. You had 0 tests conducted, 0 personal experience, 0 achievements. You didn't even contribute to AL. Or anything.

You are useless existence and if you got cancer and died, nobody would notice. I doubt you even have family. If you do, I pity them for having to be ashamed of your existence.

Don't your useless fucking pedo ass dare to come here, insult my clients and people actually contributing. Do you understand you retarded turd?

 

[Sdryx]

Fuck off, pedo. Nobody likes you and nobody cares for you @Sdryx.
You are like a shit stain. You had 0 tests conducted, 0 personal experience, 0 achievements. You didn't even contribute to AL. Or anything.

You are useless existence and if you got cancer and died, nobody would notice. I doubt you even have family. If you do, I pity them for having to be ashamed of your existence.

Don't your useless fucking pedo ass dare to come here, insult my clients and people actually contributing. Do you understand you retarded turd?

Contribute??? You mean like your false made up results given to Mands for his GH??? You mean contribute like that?

Fuck outta here scammer. You provide false information for the purpose of disinforming the board at your will to control the flow of things. It's a shame that others can't see it.