Janoshik Analytical laboratory testing services

[jJjburton]

Contribute??? You mean like your false made up results given to Mands for his GH??? You mean contribute like that?

Fuck outta here scammer. You provide false information for the purpose of disinforming the board at your will to control the flow of things. It's a shame that others can't see it.

Even if it was a scam at one point, being he is the only testing service, dont you think its better for the community.

especially since he has been tested time and time again, with fake samples, and blind ones. Which he got write. And was double tested against weight and measures, and lab4tox.

so even though he did or may have scammed once or twice, hes not anymore.

look at all the sources that did this too, they just rebrand.

Its better that jano stays under the same name then rebranding also.

have you ever stole anything, in your life?

Edit- imagine the amount of people that would get scammed by sources if these services were not around. He is keeping these sources accountable.

Roidtest and labmax was shit. Dont want to go back to that again.

 

[jJjburton]

Is the EQ still mostly underdosed? If i have some money by the time i get it, i may send some in. Since i am getting some soon.

 

[janoshik]

Is the EQ still mostly underdosed? If i have some money by the time i get it, i may send some in. Since i am getting some soon.

Unfortunately, I still see it a lot. Like 80% of EQ samples, whether raws or finished.

 

[BigDaddyV]

Even if it was a scam at one point, being he is the only testing service, dont you think its better for the community.

especially since he has been tested time and time again, with fake samples, and blind ones. Which he got write. And was double tested against weight and measures, and lab4tox.

so even though he did or may have scammed once or twice, hes not anymore.

look at all the sources that did this too, they just rebrand.

Its better that jano stays under the same name then rebranding also.

have you ever stole anything, in your life?

Edit- imagine the amount of people that would get scammed by sources if these services were not around. He is keeping these sources accountable.

Roidtest and labmax was shit. Dont want to go back to that again.

I agree. Everyone’s made bad business decisions. It doesn’t make his previous actions okay but he’s had his shit together for awhile now it appears.
how long is this back and forth of “fuck off stop posting here” and “fuck your scammer” gonna go on? Lol it’s getting old

 

[canadian mutant]

Fuck off, pedo. Nobody likes you and nobody cares for you @Sdryx.
You are like a shit stain. You had 0 tests conducted, 0 personal experience, 0 achievements. You didn't even contribute to AL. Or anything.

You are useless existence and if you got cancer and died, nobody would notice. I doubt you even have family. If you do, I pity them for having to be ashamed of your existence.

Don't your useless fucking pedo ass dare to come here, insult my clients and people actually contributing. Do you understand you retarded turd?

you’re the biggest piece of shit across all steroid boards. You had a chance to provide service for one of the highest regarded members on MESO/all boards and you ended up scamming him and getting caught. The only people who use your services are little sheep with 2019/2020 registration dates. You’re a broke piece of shit lmfao. You’ve gotten caught scamming people on the Canadian boards as well.

there have been 1000s of vendors that got caught scamming ppl on Meso. But you are the only one in history that Millard made a sticky about in the steroid forum so users would be aware.


@Sdryx along with all the other vets who constantly out you as a con artist are correct. Have fun with your newbie little sheep followers.

Have you ever even stepped foot in a gym you skinny fuck?

Instead of acknowledging the fact he scammed members here, he will respond with something about my mother

fuckin loser

lol any meso member that puts his name behind this jano guy has no credibility. Backing up an admitted thief. Y’all just too new, you weren’t here for it. Enjoy!

If you think ALL these results he posts are real, ur out of your mind.

 

[janoshik]

Have you ever even stepped foot in a gym you skinny fuck?

Well, I'd tell you where my foot is right now (hint: you've been there too!), but you would know if you called back home once in a while, you ungrateful turd.

there have been 1000s of vendors that got caught scamming ppl on Meso. But you are the only one in history that Millard made a sticky about in the steroid forum so users would be aware.

That is quite a good point that you've made. Maybe @Millard could even address it at some point.

Other than that, please keep up the good job and post some more, I'm sure that will make even more people sympathize with you and your cause, you great warrior of justice. Too bad even your attempts on gorging on cocks are not very appreciated, as you do not appear to be getting any support at all - quite the contrary. And for the only remaining candidate, Sdryx, you are a few decades too old.

 

[canadian mutant]

Well, I'd tell you where my foot is right now, but you would know that too if you called back home once in a while, you ungrateful turd.


That is quite a good point that you've made. Maybe @Millard Baker could even address it at some point.

Other than that, please keep up the good job of insulting thousands of other people, I'm sure that will make people sympathize with you and your cause even more, my dear warrior of justice. You sound like you got (get?) bullied a lot. I'd better ask about that at the next dinner. <3

skinny broke fuck remember when u went bankrupt and cried fag lmao!!!!

 

[janoshik]

skinny broke fuck remember when u went bankrupt and cried fag lmao!!!!

Good thing I had somebody to comfort me there... son.

 

[Millard]

That is quite a good point that you've made. Maybe @Millard could even address it at some point.

No one ever asked to have it removed. I planned on removing it years and years ago. But one too many snarky remarks made it less of a priority.

 

[janoshik]

No one ever asked to have it removed. I planned on removing it years and years ago. But one too many snarky remarks made it less of a priority.

Then I am politely asking to have it removed.

 

[Sp2.0]

Even if it was a scam at one point, being he is the only testing service, dont you think its better for the community.

especially since he has been tested time and time again, with fake samples, and blind ones. Which he got write. And was double tested against weight and measures, and lab4tox.

so even though he did or may have scammed once or twice, hes not anymore.

look at all the sources that did this too, they just rebrand.

Its better that jano stays under the same name then rebranding also.

have you ever stole anything, in your life?

Edit- imagine the amount of people that would get scammed by sources if these services were not around. He is keeping these sources accountable.

Roidtest and labmax was shit. Dont want to go back to that again.

He's not the only testing service available he just charges less then the other. As far as other sources scamming and rebranding the difference is that with his service being more specialized for lack of a better word it would be more difficult for him to successfully rebrand.

 

[jJjburton]

Then I am politely asking to have it removed.

You could do better then that, come on...

 

[jJjburton]

He's not the only testing service available he just charges less then the other. As far as other sources scamming and rebranding the difference is that with his service being more specialized for lack of a better word it would be more difficult for him to successfully rebrand.

Price is a big selling point. Spending 300$ for one test is alot, so him having it much cheaper, lets people do it, and more often.

i have not tested anything, but am planning on it.

But i do agree with what you say.

 

[janoshik]

He's not the only testing service available he just charges less then the other. As far as other sources scamming and rebranding the difference is that with his service being more specialized for lack of a better word it would be more difficult for him to successfully rebrand.

My lab moved five locations in three different countries since I've been on Meso. It would be the easiest thing in the world to rebrand.

There's a reason why even long term clients of other established labs are leaving them for me and it's not just the price. Even if it was I don't see what's wrong with making a blind testing widely available. SIMEC and CHEMTOX don't even do blind testing at all afaik, while charging significantly more.

You could do better then that, come on...

Well, I was told of a implied solution to the problem that I have, so I did exactly that, straight to the point. Don't see a problem with my reaction. If there is any, I would like to know about that.

 

[jJjburton]

My lab moved five locations in three different countries since I've been on Meso. It would be the easiest thing in the world to rebrand.

There's a reason why even long term clients of other established labs are leaving them for me and it's not just the price. Even if it was I don't see what's wrong with making a blind testing widely available. SIMEC and CHEMTOX don't even do blind testing at all afaik, while charging significantly more.


Well, I was told of a implied solution to the problem that I have, so I did exactly that, straight to the point. Don't see a problem with my reaction. If there is any, I would like to know about that.

If i sent raws, but then used a mystery powder, would it ruin your machines? Like sugar or salt?

and the raws can be just put in small vials?

 

[Sp2.0]

My lab moved five locations in three different countries since I've been on Meso. It would be the easiest thing in the world to rebrand.

There's a reason why even long term clients of other established labs are leaving them for me and it's not just the price. Even if it was I don't see what's wrong with making a blind testing widely available. SIMEC and CHEMTOX don't even do blind testing at all afaik, while charging significantly more.


Well, I was told of a implied solution to the problem that I have, so I did exactly that, straight to the point. Don't see a problem with my reaction. If there is any, I would like to know about that.

I believe lab4tox does blind. As far as you attempting to rebrand I don't believe your ego would allow you to. The same way as you seem to be unable to avoid child like insults when people point out your past. You would likely get exposed when members went at you in vetting.

And there's nothing wrong with providing an affordable service that benefits the community.

 

[janoshik]

If i sent raws, but then used a mystery powder, would it ruin your machines? Like sugar or salt?

and the raws can be just put in small vials?

If you order common AAS analysis for the powder, and the powder is in fact salt or sugar, it won't even dissolve in the solvents that I'm using, so I'll figure out it's not AAS even before I conduct analysis. So short answer no, it would simply result in a no AAS detected result with my machines intact.

Raws can be sent in tiny vials (if you'll email me, I'll link the best ones for that to you) or ziplock bags.

 

[VisionAZ]

Reading here always brings a smile to my face.

I believe lab4tox does blind. As far as you attempting to rebrand I don't believe your ego would allow you to. The same way as you seem to be unable to avoid child like insults when people point out your past. You would likely get exposed when members went at you in vetting.

And there's nothing wrong with providing an affordable service that benefits the community.

Lab4tox also offers blind test.

 

[janoshik]

In 2021 I am switching to a new, even better rHGH testing method, which may cause the purity rating to lower compared to before.

I am striving for excellence and therefore I continually improve the service that I provide, to the limits of cutting edge technology.

Also please, don't get an impression that the current method is bad - it is still far better than any requirement by pharmacopoeia, any publication I've seen (!) or any competing service by far.

Current method:


New method that will be used since 2021 - same sample:


Pretty proud of this one.

Cheers

 

[jwarr]

Hi janoshik - fellow chemist here (I work in synthetic chemistry, not analytical.). Just made an account to respond lol.

When you say a new testing method - is this a different solvent blend/column packing material? From the HPLC, it looks like you're getting much better separation of some other product (the 5.276 / 6.103 retention time products).

Any idea what those peaks are? Some sort of polymerization product or something?

Anywho, very cool!