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That was the point of this thread. It was segregated from a different thread that is productive.




So I showed this to my wife and she was rotfl her ass off. I asked her if she was inclined to get one. She replied with 'do you want to live?'
Your wife is one smart well-versed cookie...much respect for making a wise decision :)
 
He said he was going on vacation from memory

Quick question

How do u find all this time to he on forums? Are u unemployed

I see...hope he has a good vacation.

No not unemployed. I browse forums on my phone on breaks and such as I have my own office for I am a junior systems administrator at a hospital.

I go to the gym after work as I work daytime hours.
 
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Ostrichs remind me of a woman...take out the garbage...get off your butt and do some thing...you never listen to me:mad:
An ostrich could kill you without breaking a sweat. Real talk. Kick your head right off your shoulders- good eating but very dangerous to run up on one. Fast as fuck, kicks like a horse and would peck your eyes out.
 
I cannot believe I read that whole thread and managed to not contract downs syndrome. An accomplishment in itself. Fat guys making fun of small guys, illiterate trash posing as educated, aussie douches with gyno playing tough guy... this thread had everything the world would be better without.
The bonus was that I learned some things in my quest to be a knowledgeable weath of insults in this pointless endeavor... kiwi is a nickname for a country where the sheep outnumber the people. That's right- in new Zealand the sheep outnumber the people. The national bird is a kiwi, which is a flightless bird. Is anyone not soaking up the irony here? A fat, illiterate, worthless piece of shit like kiwigear is actually named after a fat, worthless piece of shit bird that can't even do the one thing birds can claim as cool. The best part being that you HAVE to fuck a sheep if you are on gear there- there is nothing else to fuck.
No need to crack on this guy- he is literally from an inbred country where some bad gear would just kill some steroid using sheep fuckers- and no matter if they all died because the thing they chose as a national animal would just continue waddling around like kiwigear trying to argue on a forum. Worthless.
Thanks for the fun facts!
 
I cannot believe I read that whole thread and managed to not contract downs syndrome. An accomplishment in itself. Fat guys making fun of small guys, illiterate trash posing as educated, aussie douches with gyno playing tough guy... this thread had everything the world would be better without.
The bonus was that I learned some things in my quest to be a knowledgeable weath of insults in this pointless endeavor... kiwi is a nickname for a country where the sheep outnumber the people. That's right- in new Zealand the sheep outnumber the people. The national bird is a kiwi, which is a flightless bird. Is anyone not soaking up the irony here? A fat, illiterate, worthless piece of shit like kiwigear is actually named after a fat, worthless piece of shit bird that can't even do the one thing birds can claim as cool. The best part being that you HAVE to fuck a sheep if you are on gear there- there is nothing else to fuck.
No need to crack on this guy- he is literally from an inbred country where some bad gear would just kill some steroid using sheep fuckers- and no matter if they all died because the thing they chose as a national animal would just continue waddling around like kiwigear trying to argue on a forum. Worthless.
Thanks for the fun facts!
Lol, can't do the one thing birds claim as cool:cool:
Good to have u back man
 
Wow brutus79's post made my morning. Welcome back, we all missed your sharp honesty brutus.
 
I cannot believe I read that whole thread and managed to not contract downs syndrome. An accomplishment in itself. Fat guys making fun of small guys, illiterate trash posing as educated, aussie douches with gyno playing tough guy... this thread had everything the world would be better without.
The bonus was that I learned some things in my quest to be a knowledgeable weath of insults in this pointless endeavor... kiwi is a nickname for a country where the sheep outnumber the people. That's right- in new Zealand the sheep outnumber the people. The national bird is a kiwi, which is a flightless bird. Is anyone not soaking up the irony here? A fat, illiterate, worthless piece of shit like kiwigear is actually named after a fat, worthless piece of shit bird that can't even do the one thing birds can claim as cool. The best part being that you HAVE to fuck a sheep if you are on gear there- there is nothing else to fuck.
No need to crack on this guy- he is literally from an inbred country where some bad gear would just kill some steroid using sheep fuckers- and no matter if they all died because the thing they chose as a national animal would just continue waddling around like kiwigear trying to argue on a forum. Worthless.
Thanks for the fun facts!
This was classic. Woke me up and had me laughing.
 
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