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[Kakarot]

Assuming one can avoid any kicks, what do you guys think the chances are on choking an ostrich? It is a smaller diameter neck but meatier then let's say a goose. Feasible?

I've killed alot of chickens, wringing a birds neck is not as easy as most think first time I did it the damn thing just kept spinning around bird still kicking and running around. I think if you could even snap an ostriches neck you'd still be in for one hell of a fight. Chickens can jump around for a few minutes with the head completely cut off.

 

[ickyrica]

Maybe take out a leg as you go for the neck.

I like it. Lateral thinking right there. But holy shit it would end you if it connected!

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

Assuming one can avoid any kicks, what do you guys think the chances are on choking an ostrich? It is a smaller diameter neck but meatier then let's say a goose. Feasible?

I would just take that stringy neck and severe the main artery. Kinda like sausage links. That's right, I'd bite that dirty bird. Then choke it to death

 

[DonQKong]

You need to try the rape choke on the wife next time. It's part of any sub / Dom games, quite exciting, brings a whole new dimension to the bedroom. Be careful though so you don't choke her lifeless, that happened to the singer in INXS.

So here you go. When she is about to come, place your fingers on each side of the throat. Do not push your hand towards and into her throat. That'll just make her cough. Squeeze your fingers together firmly and hold. Watch her come like the chop chop train. Et voila, you are the papi in bed.

I don't know if it works on ostriches or swans, but I don't have a huge urge to find out. I would try to finger a gorilla once though to see if I could make her come.

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

How bout a camel spider?
How ya gonna choke that thing

 

[DedLift]

Let's not forget that the tiger is also a cat. One that would have @GearGodess 2 dobermans running scared tail between legs. There is no fear in those eyes

 

[GearGodess]

Let's not forget that the tiger is also a cat. One that would have @GearGodess 2 dobermans running scared tail between legs. There is no fear in those eyesView attachment 46484

Those kitties I absolutely love!!!! We actually have a sanctuary near by that I used to help out at... beautiful creatures... playing with babies and all... I spent many hours there.... those I love and would love to have... such incredible creatures!... even my Dobie looked sad every time we left...

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[DonQKong]

Ram your hand in its mouth and rip its Balls out. Would scare me. Certainly a tiger too ...

 

[RandallNowan]

Assuming one can avoid any kicks, what do you guys think the chances are on choking an ostrich? It is a smaller diameter neck but meatier then let's say a goose. Feasible?

Easier to break it's neck than choke it out... Might be accidental ostricide!

 

[RandallNowan]

You need to try the rape choke on the wife next time. It's part of any sub / Dom games, quite exciting, brings a whole new dimension to the bedroom. Be careful though so you don't choke her lifeless, that happened to the singer in INXS.

So here you go. When she is about to come, place your fingers on each side of the throat. Do not push your hand towards and into her throat. That'll just make her cough. Squeeze your fingers together firmly and hold. Watch her come like the chop chop train. Et voila, you are the papi in bed.

I don't know if it works on ostriches or swans, but I don't have a huge urge to find out. I would try to finger a gorilla once though to see if I could make her come.

I've made sure my friends and family know, if I'm found hanged then it was a strangle-wank gone wrong. I don't mind them knowing I'm a pervert, but fuck being known as a quitter!

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

I've made sure my friends and family know, if I'm found hanged then it was a strangle-wank gone wrong. I don't mind them knowing I'm a pervert, but fuck being known as a quitter!

Isn't that how David Carradine went?

 

[RandallNowan]

Isn't that how David Carradine went?

Indeed it is. And many other good men!

 

[RandallNowan]

Famous People Who Died of Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation

 

[DonQKong]

Michael Hutchence was his name , the singer in INXS. He was my hero as a teenager.

Until I read about the strangling thing. That was kind of weird to me back then.

Until I read about the strangling thing. Now I even choke out my brother just for the fuck of it.

He is 48. Maybe he will live to see 49 ...

 

[ickyrica]

You need to try the rape choke on the wife next time. It's part of any sub / Dom games, quite exciting, brings a whole new dimension to the bedroom. Be careful though so you don't choke her lifeless, that happened to the singer in INXS.

So here you go. When she is about to come, place your fingers on each side of the throat. Do not push your hand towards and into her throat. That'll just make her cough. Squeeze your fingers together firmly and hold. Watch her come like the chop chop train. Et voila, you are the papi in bed.

I don't know if it works on ostriches or swans, but I don't have a huge urge to find out. I would try to finger a gorilla once though to see if I could make her come.

No clue what to make of that hahaha

 

[DonQKong]

No clue what to make of that hahaha

Sorry automatic spelling problem. "Choo choo train", not "chop chop train"

Get it now?

 

[ickyrica]

Sorry automatic spelling problem. "Choo choo train", not "chop chop train"

Get it now?

Fuck yeah, cleared that right up lol. Sitting in the gym with a shit eating grin right now. Thank you

 

[DonQKong]

Fuck yeah, cleared that right up lol. Sitting in the gym with a shit eating grin right now. Thank you

Anytime brah )

 

[RandallNowan]

Now can you explain the sentence "when she is about to come"?

 

[ickyrica]

Let's not forget that the tiger is also a cat. One that would have @GearGodess 2 dobermans running scared tail between legs. There is no fear in those eyesView attachment 46484

That's a sick pic. It would be a killer avi.... just saying....