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[DonQKong]

Now can you explain the sentence "when she is about to come"?

Just ask her while you pork her mate, or if you are shy, text her. Simples (!)

Sorry for derailing your thread. I need to bail, I'm about to get on the wife and make her tell me who the papi is ...

 

[ickyrica]

Sorry for derailing your thread.

No worries I'd say. This thread is like the big warehouse they bring plane wreckage after it crashes. It crashed in the biggest/most shredded thread I think...

Although it has become a pretty good read as of today

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

Yeah but alot of hunters ain't ready nor aggressive enough to fight a deere hand to hand. That's why they use guns. I don't wanna fight a deere when it's on its hind legs kicking me down. I'd have to stay behind it. Put my BW on its neck and wrangle it like a calf. Keep the antlers at bay

I'd bet @TANGO.ECHO.KILO could fuck a deere up with a half empty can of Miller and one of them home made shiv of his

not likely..but thx for the vote of confidence.
I did take a doe with an atlatl when I was younger so I was feelin myself a lil bit, thought I was the missing link
Soooo we thought we'd forge some tomahawks....

terrible.
glancing blow opened it up, tracking all night, felt awful...I kicked myself for days about making something suffer like that to glorify my ego. I let less arrows fly these days...

cept for last fall when I was impatient and reached out n touched that doe before the 2 yearlings behind her crossed outta my scope. Clean kill, dropped, but blew the asshole outta the yearling behind her with the 300 winmag. I cussed myself while I cleaned that gutshot.

now I eat tofu
but winter is coming....

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

not likely..but thx for the vote of confidence.
I did take a doe with an atlatl when I was younger so I was feelin myself a lil bit, thought I was the missing link
Soooo we thought we'd forge some tomahawks....

terrible.
glancing blow opened it up, tracking all night, felt awful...I kicked myself for days about making something suffer like that to glorify my ego. I let less arrows fly these days...

cept for last fall when I was impatient and reached out n touched that doe before the 2 yearlings behind her crossed outta my scope. Clean kill, dropped, but blew the asshole outta the yearling behind her with the 300 winmag. I cussed myself while I cleaned that gutshot.

now I eat tofu
but winter is coming....

Yeah...but what animal could you choke out

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

Yeah...but what animal could you choke out

octopus

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

scratch that...
chipmunk.

cold fuckin blooded.
I'd yoke alvin, theodore, and simon...
n use Dave's tears as lube to rub one out.

 

[kap73]

Claws are defiantly effective.. Ive seen ring tailed possums throughout some decent damage. Those fuckers are small aswell, i would hate to see the damage thrown out from something with some size and claws

 

[DonQKong]

Claws are defiantly effective.. Ive seen ring tailed possums throughout some decent damage. Those fuckers are small aswell, i would hate to see the damage thrown out from something with some size and claws

This is where I am really struggling not to pull "like your mother" jokes so I won't.

But I did kill a cat with a shovel once. Boom, one whack over the head sort if hit it on the side'ish and it smashed on the ground pancake stylee. When I picked up its body with said shovel, it's teeth poured out its mouth.

I felt proper badass, but to this day regret I didn't just rape-choke it the fuck out...

Seriously though, what is this thread about, anyone know?

 

[kap73]

This is where I am really struggling not to pull "like your mother" jokes so I won't.

But I did kill a cat with a shovel once. Boom, one whack over the head sort if hit it on the side'ish and it smashed on the ground pancake stylee. When I picked up its body with said shovel, it's teeth poured out its mouth.

I felt proper badass, but to this day regret I didn't just rape-choke it the fuck out...

Seriously though, what is this thread about, anyone know?

We used to go pussum bashing in out late teens, yeh bashing them with bats and sticks was easy, grabbing hold of one with bare hands like whats being talked of in this thread was alot harder and damaging to us

 

[DonQKong]

We used to go pussum bashing in out late teens, yeh bashing them with bats and sticks was easy, grabbing hold of one with bare hands like whats being talked of in this thread was alot harder and damaging to us

Yeah grabbing hold of it with bare hands is dangerous, just like YOUR MOTHER.

Fuck, couldn't help it, sorry, please revoke my internet for life

Sorry bud, my Tourette is taking control over my life again, like YOUR MOT....shit

DQ

 

[Seven]

But I did kill a cat with a shovel once. Boom, one whack over the head sort if hit it on the side'ish and it smashed on the ground pancake stylee. When I picked up its body with said shovel, it's teeth poured out its mouth.

I felt proper badass, but to this day regret I didn't just rape-choke it the fuck out...

Seriously though, what is this thread about, anyone know?

You shouldn't have. Killing a 8lb cat with a shovel is nothing to be proud of, unless you're a psycho. There was this dude that would torture, kill, and fuck the dead corpses of small animals his name was Jeffery Dahmer. You ever heard of him??

If you were serious I'd suggest you get help before your freezer is full of human body parts.

 

[kap73]

Yeah grabbing hold of it with bare hands is dangerous, just like YOUR MOTHER.

Fuck, couldn't help it, sorry, please revoke my internet for life

Sorry bud, my Tourette is taking control over my life again, like YOUR MOT....shit

DQ

Not a massive fan of the mum jokes to be honest. Being an uncensored forum i will take it on the chin. But i would prefer u insult me in future
Cheers

 

[ProudToBeDutch]

This whole thread a waste of time.. Everyone insulting each other, arguing, etc. is this what meso is all about?

 

[Kakarot]

This whole thread a waste of time.. Everyone insulting each other, arguing, etc. is this what meso is all about?

No not at all man, its about dick pics talk nice to me and I'll pm you some

 

[Melly Mel from hell]

This whole thread a waste of time.. Everyone insulting each other, arguing, etc. is this what meso is all about?

I like pie.

 

[MindlessWork]

I like pie.

Make it a Dutch apple pie

 

[Burrr]

Make it a Dutch apple pie

Dutch Apple Pie
When your doing your bitch from behind, pull out a red shiny apple and donkey punch your bitch, once your bitch is knocked unconscious you fart in her mouth, then throw the rest of the apple at her vagina.

 

[MindlessWork]

Dutch Apple Pie
When your doing your bitch from behind, pull out a red shiny apple and donkey punch your bitch, once your bitch is knocked unconscious you fart in her mouth, then throw the rest of the apple at her vagina.

Ouch, didn't think of that meaning

 

[DonQKong]

No not at all man, its about dick pics talk nice to me and I'll pm you some

And trannies, don't forget the trannies ...

 

[ickyrica]

This whole thread a waste of time.. Everyone insulting each other, arguing, etc. is this what meso is all about?

That was the point of this thread. It was segregated from a different thread that is productive.

Dutch Apple Pie
When your doing your bitch from behind, pull out a red shiny apple and donkey punch your bitch, once your bitch is knocked unconscious you fart in her mouth, then throw the rest of the apple at her vagina.

So I showed this to my wife and she was rotfl her ass off. I asked her if she was inclined to get one. She replied with 'do you want to live?'