ButtcrackBilly
New Member
Well, I'm going from a juice cleanse to using a VitaMix to start making more juice and soups and shit , the past day or two I'd say I lost around 2 pounds (Master Cleanse : StanleyBurroughs) look it up or you'll die but ur prob too much of a backwoods pussy to even try to understand or read.I care deeply. We all do. You're pretty much all we ever talk about when you're not here. There's just this anxious anticipation when we have to wait to find out how you're doing and what kind of gear you're using this week and how many times you can flip a tire and how many pounds you've lost in the past day or two. Please, tell us more about yourself. How was your day? Do you have a girlfriend? Boyfriend? Want one?
Basically, I'm better looking than you , my dick is thicker, my hair is better , I'm halfway to an "eight-pack" or better ,
My family is richer and your life sucks , other than that I stopped flipping the 500 lb tire 15x in a row because I'm busy tearing down and shredding - THEY SAID BUTTCRACK WAS A JOKE , ACCORDING TO THE SURVEY THEY SUCK HAIRY MONKEY-BALLS, BITCHES