LOL! People are usually quite surprised when they head out towards the Finger Lakes and Syracuse. Its just as barren and as the Midwest is. Nothing but corn fields.
How come JS waited till 2 years old to get the kid squatting?

The kids already behind schedule!
Postwh...I mean, Manwhore, Lake George is WAY too touristy. Too many fucknuts go there during the summer. Luzerne is pretty cool but almost as crowded. You should head a little further north to Loon or Schroon Lake. Or even Lake Placid (cool town). Less people to deal with, clean water and not 5 million drunk boat captains trying to run your ass over. Its a much more pleasant vacation experience at the smaller lakes.