He doesn’t take kindly to that. This one time we went for pizza. The place had a decent arcade. We were playing ski ball and he still had his stringer on and fanny pack cause we had just left planet fitness. (He was showing me how to train like the pros do)
He heard someone say omg what a douche bag just as this huge guy had to be a power lifter walked by. He snatched him up took him to the whack a mole and beat him with that cushioned whopper till his body went limp. Not even lying..
Little did he know, it was me that said it
