Haha you're pulling the oldest trick in the book.
How about you respond to questions that have been asked?
You know what fuck it. Maybe you have enough customers to keep your bathtub brewed gear happy. If you really had a quality lab which I know you don’t, you would have been doing everything we asked.
Shhh. I already know. You don't have the funds (money for testing) the lab equipment to keep up with the demands you could have had here. You came in here hoping we would fall for your BS, and if not, pick up a few coins and you probably succeeded at that.