What Pisses me off Page

Little things piss me off. Like why hasn’t supplement companies yet to figure out a way to have the scooper attached to the lid? Why the fuck must I have to finger the container looking for the scooper?

Makes you never want to take a scoop from a friend's container... Just imagine them picking their ass then going looking for that scoop in the pre-workout they want to hook you up with.
 
Makes you never want to take a scoop from a friend's container... Just imagine them picking their ass then going looking for that scoop in the pre-workout they want to hook you up with.
Even worse if their finger ripped through the toilet paper while they were wiping their ass then they didn't wash and started digging through the container
 
Beggars in front of Walmart..

Holding up signs like "Traveling and broke"

Well maybe you should've fucking stayed where you were if you don't have money to feed yourself. Just a thought.
 
All these fucking idiots wearing Peter Pan tights with shorts over them. Last time I checked a guy had no business wearing leggings. I thought the shorts over the sweatpants from the 80's was bad enough, nope...now it's shorts over leggings!!! Lmao
 
Here is another thing that pisses me off lately....

I'm getting sick of hearing and seeing all the shit these dumb bitches want to say and post about "relationship goals".

It's always something about the perfect man, or how a man should treat a woman, or finding the perfect guy who accepts you for you.

How about posting some shit about the fact that women aren't worth shit anymore? Here is a good post; "Better offer your man a drink when he comes to your house if you don't want him to fuck some other bitch who appreciates him" or maybe ,"makes sure your house is clean and you're not a messy bitch or your man will leave you, clean the fucking hair out of your bathroom sink bitch"

Or perhaps, "have something more to offer than your stinky pussy or your man will leave you" or maybe ,"Bitch, you're not thin enough to wear that fucking shit, do you want your man to leave you?" You guys get what I'm saying here
 
Here is another thing that pisses me off lately....

I'm getting sick of hearing and seeing all the shit these dumb bitches want to say and post about "relationship goals".

It's always something about the perfect man, or how a man should treat a woman, or finding the perfect guy who accepts you for you.

How about posting some shit about the fact that women aren't worth shit anymore? Here is a good post; "Better offer your man a drink when he comes to your house if you don't want him to fuck some other bitch who appreciates him" or maybe ,"makes sure your house is clean and you're not a messy bitch or your man will leave you, clean the fucking hair out of your bathroom sink bitch"

Or perhaps, "have something more to offer than your stinky pussy or your man will leave you" or maybe ,"Bitch, you're not thin enough to wear that fucking shit, do you want your man to leave you?" You guys get what I'm saying here
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Demon’s contributions to this thread are always the best.
 
When some inconsiderate motherfucker feels the need to have their cell phone on speaker like nobody else exists wherever they're at out in public. It could be anywhere, gas station, restaurant, clothing store, these fucktards think it's cool to let the entire establishment know they're having a conversation on their phone. I had to hear this entitled bitch in a restaurant talking on a phone and the person she was talking to was saying stuff like "fuck dis, nah girl fuck dat" and there were families and kids in there. Then the manager asks her to stop, she gets a mouth with him. Fuck places like Applebees or chili's, you have to go someplace like Ruth Chris steakhouse to get the fuck away from that kind of shit nowadays!!!! Fuckers
 
Guys who make too much noise when they're taking a shit in a public restroom, what are u in labor or something motherfucker?? Just STFU and shit already, quit making a spectacle out of it before I kick in the stall door and box your fucking face a few times!!!
 
Guys who make too much noise when they're taking a shit in a public restroom, what are u in labor or something motherfucker?? Just STFU and shit already, quit making a spectacle out of it before I kick in the stall door and box your fucking face a few times!!!
speaking of public restrooms. what pisses me off is why do they mount the toilet paper dispenser like 6" off the ground? its already thin single ply paper so it tears every time you get the roll spinning and on top of it, the back of your fucking hand is hitting the floor while pulling the paper out. why can't they lift the dispensers up so the actual paper is like shoulder height when taking a shit?
 
I ordered a reputable brand safe. Nothing crazy, just for passport, deed, birth cert, SSN, the important documents and such. So the safe arrives and I go to open it with the key and it won't unlock. I get a can of compressed air and blow it into the hole. Nothing. Get some WD40 and grease it up. Nothing. Admitting defeat I call the company. They admit it is possible that it is defective and they will send a replacement.

It arrives, minus the keys. I initially thought I might have overlooked it in the box so I double checked. Nothing. Called the company, they repeatedly apologize and ship me out a replacement.

It arrived today. Minus the FUCKING KEYS. I now have 3 useless 16x16 safes in my garage with a potential 4th useless one on the way.

Do I call a lock smith for the 2 without keys?
Do I drive to a dump and toss them? (Can't just dump it in the trash)

Irritated as shit. I hate when ordering something online and delivering it to your door becomes more complicated than just going to the store and getting it yourself.
 
I ordered a reputable brand safe. Nothing crazy, just for passport, deed, birth cert, SSN, the important documents and such. So the safe arrives and I go to open it with the key and it won't unlock. I get a can of compressed air and blow it into the hole. Nothing. Get some WD40 and grease it up. Nothing. Admitting defeat I call the company. They admit it is possible that it is defective and they will send a replacement.

It arrives, minus the keys. I initially thought I might have overlooked it in the box so I double checked. Nothing. Called the company, they repeatedly apologize and ship me out a replacement.

It arrived today. Minus the FUCKING KEYS. I now have 3 useless 16x16 safes in my garage with a potential 4th useless one on the way.

Do I call a lock smith for the 2 without keys?
Do I drive to a dump and toss them? (Can't just dump it in the trash)

Irritated as shit. I hate when ordering something online and delivering it to your door becomes more complicated than just going to the store and getting it yourself.

Lesson learnt, always go with keypad and not keys [emoji51][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
I hate new vehicles and all the bullshit buzzers, alarms, and extra parts they have. Its just more shit to annoy you and break, simple is better!! I'd much rather buy a simple base model work truck over a loaded one nowadays
 
I hate new vehicles and all the bullshit buzzers, alarms, and extra parts they have. Its just more shit to annoy you and break, simple is better!! I'd much rather buy a simple base model work truck over a loaded one nowadays
I saw a lady run out of gas in a new Dodge charger. She couldn't put it in nutruel for us to push it. It was a key less push button, there wasn't anyway to get it out of park with out the engine running. The stupidest thing I ever saw. Stuck at a red light, lucky for her there was a gas station across the street.
 
I saw a lady run out of gas in a new Dodge charger. She couldn't put it in nutruel for us to push it. It was a key less push button, there wasn't anyway to get it out of park with out the engine running. The stupidest thing I ever saw. Stuck at a red light, lucky for her there was a gas station across the street.
Yep, fucking retarded. And in an older vehicle if u ran out of gas you could put gas in it and start it. You don't want to run out on a newer vehicle, it won't start without getting air out of the line and repriming it, something most ppl don't know how to do, so they're screwed
 
The fact that no matter how many good looking girls work someplace I'm gonna get served by the motherfucking single troll that got hired for some equal opportunity bullshit!!!

Back in the day it started with Hooters, yea yea I haven't been in years becaise their food sucks ass, but it started when I'd get the flat chested troll. It's Hooters, where are the fucking tits for Christ sakes!!!!?

Then it started happening at sport clips. I'd drive by a billboard and it was always some good looking girl holding a set of clippers in the pic, then I'd get in there and wonder ,"wtf is this bullshit??" Then you'd fill out the part with your name and if u preferred a certain stylist. I wanted to write ,"the hot chick, not sure what her name is....the only thin one!!"

Now I rock a shaved head and I'm in here with my son for his haircut, and we don't have the hot chick, we got another fat one!!! I cannot pass this torch on, after this Im going someplace to redeem myself!!! Im about to sneak my kid into some tit bar
 
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