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I showed my wife this and she was saying she didn't even consider them males, hahahah

They’re what I like to call the omegas, thee most spineless “men” out there, because it would be an insult to the beta’s with alpha qualities so they get the last letter in the Greek alphabet plus they are in last place lol
 
You know what pisses me off??! When I’m at work on the rig and we’re so goddamn busy I miss three of my meals for the day and feel like shit. Like all the hard work into prepping and working out down the fucking drain! And the money spent on it also, just a fucking waste!! I swear to god if I did wanna be poor I’d quit and go flip fucking burgers and just get swole as fuckk!! Ok enough rambling just needed to get that off my chest before I bitch slap this driller out here!!
 
When some group of kids A) speak loud as fuck in the gym B) take so much space C) grab a shit ton of dumbbells D) don't pick them selves the fuck up.

I also fucking hate when people cut me off when driving by using a dangerous manoeuvre; when faggots pieces of shits don't let me get into the lane when it should clearly be "my turn"; when a god damn lance armstrong wannabe is riding his bicycle in the middle of the fucking road.

Fuck veggies while I'm at it too, they taste like shit. But I fucking need them for my micronutrients and health, so fuck my life.
 
When some group of kids A) speak loud as fuck in the gym B) take so much space C) grab a shit ton of dumbbells D) don't pick them selves the fuck up.

I also fucking hate when people cut me off when driving by using a dangerous manoeuvre; when faggots pieces of shits don't let me get into the lane when it should clearly be "my turn"; when a god damn lance armstrong wannabe is riding his bicycle in the middle of the fucking road.

Fuck veggies while I'm at it too, they taste like shit. But I fucking need them for my micronutrients and health, so fuck my life.
While I see the appeal in road cycling, it's annoying when they think they have the same rights as motorized vehicles. Unless you can pedal 60mph then move over before you get hit by a car dude.

But driving, how about ppl who come out of their lane and come at your car head on because they're too busy with everything but paying attention?? I've had to lay on my horn for ppl coming straight at my car before...smh
 
When you visit your hometown after not being there in 20 years only to realize the lack of hot pussy in that area!!! While it was nice seeing my old neighborhood and friends I couldn't help but realize the serious lack of attractive women in the area.

It was so bad that I said to my wife ,"Do you know something? I know we are married and everything but I just have to say that I've been here for 3 days now and I haven't seen 1 fucking chick I would stick my dick in!!!" She agreed with me, hahaha. These dudes are with some seriously hideous bitches up north. Get away from any big city up there and holy shit, you would assume beat your dick until the day you died than bed down with the hillbilly trash these guys are with. I'm talking fat ass bitches in Napolean dynamite moon boots!!!! For Christ sakes!!!
 
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when the fitness couple used TWO benches and does the same movement simultaneously

while me and my buddy are taking turns the same bench right next to them
 
When dudes slam weights purposely to make extra noise cause they want people to see how “strong” they are even tho they aren’t lifting anything impressive and their backs aren’t straight.

There was this dude who was dL like ~315 and not only was he dropping the bar he was actually pushing it into the ground like he was spiking a football, he wasn’t even doing the negatives and he kept looking around to see if people were paying attention. Then he would add these grunts to try and get more attention.
 
When customers get mad at the teenagers I hire and even go as far as cursing at them. I can't tell you how bad I wanna punch them in their dumb fucking heads. These kids are like 80-100lbs soaking wet and the guys are usually 200-240lbs. Like who does that? I get so mad it's like tunnel vision. I just fucking snap.
 
I had a delicious meal slow cooking in the crock pot over night to have for lunch today, woke up and saw 00:00 on all the clocks.

Power went out in my sleep and crock pot turned off.

No lunch, fucking pissed.
 
When a new girl thinks it would be completely ok to give you a prostate massage WITHOUT asking for permission! :eek:
 
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