Having sex with an escort cheating???

[FutureMrO]

Okay dudes I’m dating a girl it’s a long distances thing but she’s moving down for me. But the problem is I’m not shit but I’m not the best in bed. So I was thinking of getting a hooker and learn and try some things on her? Iv been told it’s not cheating because it’s more like a business thing u pay fuck leave no connection? What do u Guys reckon?

 

[Digger]

Yea good luck with that. You ain't gonna learn shit fucking a hooker once. If at all.

 

[Eman]

Great idea, she can teach you how to give a blowjob.

I really hope your GF finds out you're retarded prior to changing her life around and moving down for you.

 

[mtddog75]

I really don’t know how to take this question. I agree with Eman, you must be retarded. Here’s an idea why don’t you just try some things on her, find out what she likes.

 

[legendary]

1) if you have to ask it's cheating
2) high chance of std with a hooker
3) if it's long distance and you want it to work honesty is best. Ask her if u can have a safe fwb till You guys are closer together

 

[legendary]

1) if you have to ask it's cheating
2) high chance of std with a hooker
3) if it's long distance and you want it to work honesty is best. Ask her if u can have a safe fwb till You guys are closer together

Also why not ask gf to teach u what she likes. If she is moving for you she should have the patience to teach you.

 

[legendary]

 

[ickyrica]

Don't waste her time like that. It's not fair to play games with someones life like that.

btw, what's up bulletrain

 

[Ironlord]

Great sex is all about feedback and communicating. Listen to what she likes and wants, watch how her body responds.

If you've got her wet and then you try something and she dries up, she doesn't like it or it's not working for her..

All you can do is learn her body, learn what drives her crazy. That only happens through time and practice with her.

A hooker might have totally different turn ons than your girl.. So it makes no sense to do that, never mind its dishonest as fuck...

 

[JohnnyD]

Perhaps you’ve watched way too much porn and now have unrealistic expectations about what normal sex looks like? Chances are she’s not a professional either, and if she is, well good for you

 

[Dw725]

Just choke her until she passes out. They love that.





We're still talking about hookers right?

 

[Eman]

porn and now have unrealistic expectations about what normal sex looks like?

Porn looks tame compared to what I get down with.

 

[Dw725]

Porn looks tame compared to what I get down with.

Amen.

 

[KingPin42]

 

[ickyrica]

Once overheard on a job site, not verbatim but close enough for government work

Millworker 1: Hey man, I'm going to take a break and grab some coffee. You want some?

Millworker 2: Sure dude, would love that.

Millworker 1: How do you take your coffee?

Millworker 2: Same way I like my hookers. Cold and black.

 

[Deisel26]

If u can’t please a woman correctly it’s because ur being selfish. Stop worrying about getting yours and make sure she gets hers multiple times!
Don’t eat the pussy like a dog lapping water from a bowl, get down there and massage it with ur toungue nibble on the clit slightly while u flick it with your toungue. When she’s came on ur face or she can’t take it no more then jump in missionary and use your hips. Don’t be all barbaric about the shit and try to beat it up from behind.

 

[ickyrica]

Don’t eat the pussy like a dog lapping water from a bowl

get at it like a Santana guitar solo. Never failed me yet.

 

[Gbro]

Hook up with mindless a few times. He can show you how to do it.

 

[Ironlord]

get at it like a Santana guitar solo. Never failed me yet.

Bahahahaha ... Fucking Santana.. Sure you don't want to go all yngwie malmsteen?

 

[GIVEitUP]

Never no what you are going to see when you log in to meso

Any ways if she's willing to move down for you sounds like a good girl I wouldn't fuck it up